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The FSM made another appearance on my favorite show of all time, Futurama. Read
Zach Kopplin is leading the fight against the Louisiana Science Education Act Read
Congratulations to Bomba, t-shirt design contest winner. Read
Halloween pictures still popular, I'm not sure why. Maybe because of the pumpkins. But probably it's the pirate girls. Read
Check out this FSM car at the LeMons 500 (all cars under $500) Read
In honor of Talk Like a Pirate Day, Dr Chris Martel distributed free pirate cupcakes throughtout downtown Corvallis. Read
Become a Pastafarian Minister - Official Certificates of Ordination now available Read
Read the Open Letter that started everything (though we maintain the Church has existed in secrecy for hundreds of years.) Read
Official church stance on homosexual marriage, by Katie Read
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Jerry from VectorGeek made us some FSM money. Beautiful work! What should we do with it?
My first thought is something like those propaganda tracts that when folded appear to be folded money but then you open it and see instead it’s a message how you can be saved. Like these:
Obnoxious, yes, but we’ll be doing it in the spirit of polite mockery, so it feels ok to me. Let’s, please, not leave them as pretend-tips at restaurants.
Good idea or no? Any other ideas?
Congratulations everyone – Kiva Team FSM reached One Million in loans today. Huge thanks to everyone who joined our team.
I was stunned by the Sightings page on the church website, and something told me I’d be able to witness FSM right away.
I reached to my bookshelf and immediately had two sightings.
Picture 1 is handcrafted postcards I recently bought in a local department store.Picture 2 is a souvenir a friend of mine brought from Sweden. I originally thought it depicted a viking, but now I have no doubt this is an ancient Swedish pirate, blessed by a beard in His image and His likeness.
Peace,
Ilya / Riga, Latvia
As of right now our team is at $970k – please consider joining us if you haven’t already. We can use all the help we can get.
For those who don’t know, Kiva is a nonprofit micro-lending organization that allows us to lend money to entrepreneurs in developing countries.
Please check it out and consider joining our team (there are now over 3000 of us). We’re getting *very* close to the $1million mark.
We spotted this on Reddit, and the photographer, MSB, was nice enough to share with us:
In a drunken stupor, I accidentally dropped an open box of spaghetti and it landed in this form on my stove.
Random accident or evidence of the FSM’s influence over all things?
My wife and I returned from Target to apply our new child safety lock on our under-the-sink cabinet when i thought "Whoa Its the FSM!"
- Paul N, Kansas City, MO
My boyfriend’s granddaughter drew the attached, of her own volition, when she was only 4 years old. Clearly the young one has been noodled. We are not surprised – the innocent see the absolute truth…. Nevertheless, we are encouraged to see His Noodliness reaching out to the youth.
Ramen,Katya
Fantastic! I’m encouraged as well.
More incontrovertible evidence of the FSM at work: Space physicists find interactions between Earth and sun look a lot like Him.
A new computer simulation is showing Earth’s magnetosphere in amazing detail – and it looks a lot like a huge pile of tangled spaghetti (with the Earth as a meatball). Or perhaps a cosmic version of modern art.
The magnetosphere is formed by the Sun’s magnetic field interacting with Earth’s own magnetic field. When charged particles from a solar storm, also known as a coronal mass ejection (CME), impact our magnetic field, the results can be spectacular, from powerful electrical currents in the atmosphere to beautiful aurorae at high altitudes. Space physicists are using the new simulations to better understand the nature of our magnetosphere and what happens when it becomes extremely tangled.
Read further evidence of the FSM at work at Universe Today
Thanks to Kostas for sending the link.
I’m one of the Pastafarians living and spreading the word in Poland. Recently all over our country people went to the streets to protest, against ACTA. Here is one of our photos.
If you want to find more of our "word spreading" action (our motto was "Pastafarians unite in sauce") you can search:
Anti ACTA GDYNIA
Anti ACTA TRÓJMIASTO
Greetings from Poland
-Jeremi
The hottest topic in Poland now is concerning the passing of the ACTA agreement. It’s something similar to the US’s SOPA act. Many people in Poland and in all of the European Union believe that it’ll acknowledge and legalize censorship in the Internet. In the last few days thousands of young people all across the country went out to peacefully protest against the passing of the ACTA act. Between them there were Pastafarians ;)
Those actions triggered a nationwide debate concerning the freedom of speech in the Web.
Best regards and RAmen!
Artu
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An elaborate spoof on Intelligent Design, The Gospel of the Flying Spaghetti Monster is neither too elaborate nor too spoofy to succeed in nailing the fallacies of ID. It's even wackier than Jonathan Swift's suggestion that the Irish eat their children as a way to keep them from being a burden, and it may offend just as many people, but Henderson, described elsewhere as a 25-year-old "out-of-work physics major," puts satire to the same serious use that Swift did. Oh, yes, it is very funny. -- Scientific American
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