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  • Two-Year Club

Don't mind me. Just smokin' trees and savin' lives over here.

[–]srsly -1 points0 points ago

to be honest, i have been driving stoned all my adult life and every single accident or damage i caused with my car (nothing serious so far) happened while i was 100% sober.

i can't even imagine how one could be dangerous when driving under the influence of mj. maybe inexperienced 16 year olds who fall asleep behind the wheel or who drank and did some coke or whatever in addition to smoking pot.

in my experience, most stoned people start thinking "damn, i'm high. i better drive carefully and watch out." and then they start driving more carefully than most sober people.

IMHO it's not until you add alcohol and/or other substances that you start losing the feeling of how much control you have over your body. driving while stoned is at least as safe as driving sober.

A question about line arrays

[–]srsly 0 points1 point ago

because most engineers believe in the myth that if you use a line array, you don't need delay lines... or fills...

Ich bin ein türkischstämmiger Österreicher, AMA!

[–]srsly 0 points1 point ago

den sinn kann man schon erkennen und die aussage verstehen; deine sätze sind bloß definitiv nicht nach deutschen grammatik regeln zusammen gesetzt. das wirkt lustig und soll auch nicht als abwertend empfunden werden.

mit übung wird alles besser.

A shocking discovery on Omegle

[–]srsly 0 points1 point ago

did you guys know that all over nearly every imageboard i frequent there are threads on how to troll the reddit community via omegle, even where to learn the reddit lingo quickly?

when and why would we ever need code words and pass phrases like "the narwhal bacons at midnight" anyway?

just mention reddit somewhere in a conversation and by the reaction of your conversation partner you'll KNOW if it is a redditor or not.

Ich bin ein türkischstämmiger Österreicher, AMA!

[–]srsly 0 points1 point ago

Es tut mir leid ob mein Deutsch schlecht ist. Ich bin rostig!

naja... nicht direkt schlecht... eher lustig, mit nahezu komödiantischen ansätzen.

Ich bin ein türkischstämmiger Österreicher, AMA!

[–]srsly 0 points1 point ago

wer sagt denn, dass alle österreichischen ents in wien wohnen?

ich würde aber evtl. anreisen falls sowas statt fände.

YSK that Google+ silently censors the "7 dirty words" from streams.

[–]srsly 6 points7 points ago

ich fick dich auseinander du knuddeliger kuschelbär

that is the most awesome german cuss EVER! i'm going to use that in the future.

Anyone remember these bad boys?

When purchasing a new bicycle, make sure the color of the seat is taken into consideration

[–]srsly 1 point2 points ago

yeah! somebody should post that to /r/fence

The earth is infected.

[–]srsly 0 points1 point ago

(Planet A): Hey! It's been a long time. How are you doing?

(Planet B): Not so good, man... I have Homo Sapiens...

(Planet A): Nah, don't worry! I had that too. It'll pass.

IAMA drug dealer who sells to senior citizens at a nursing home. AMA.

[–]srsly 9 points10 points ago

even if you were into rap, you probably would not know this song.

the whitest kids u' know are a comedy troupe with their own tv show full of unappropiate skits.

sometimes they do songs in their show, like their dinosaur rap or the hitler rap or get a new daddy and many more, and old folks home is one of those.

I was a dumb kid

[–]srsly 0 points1 point ago

had the same thing happen to me a few times when i was a kid. only with schnaps.

Forever Alone Dreams of Hooking Up.

[–]srsly 1 point2 points ago

...playing against himself.

The procedure in which the labia minora are completely amputated to create a “smooth” genital look known in the field as “the Barbie.”

[–]srsly -4 points-3 points ago

Probably someone who willingly has her baby boy's foreskin amputated.

Most natural looking flying robot bird ornithopter

[–]srsly 0 points1 point ago

Regardless of the century, plane, or species, developing artificers never fail to invent the ornithopter.

HAE ever thought their life was extremely boring, only to reflect upon the idea and realize that their life was actually very interesting?

[–]srsly 0 points1 point ago

usually there's so much going on in my life (bassist in 2 bands and audio engineer) that i don't have time to think my life is boring, but every few months i think that i have accomplished nothing in my life.

this is mostly when there's few gigs for my bands to play and few festivals to engineer.

but when the depression goes away i remember how many wonderful musicians i have already either played or worked with, which big names already shook my hand and thanked me for giving them a good monitor sound, how many, many, many, many, many people know me and greet me that i just can't associate to a name or backstory.

to answer your question: yes, regularly. even though i KNOW most of the time that i am leading a very interesting life.

BUT HOW?!

[–]srsly -1 points0 points ago

DAE Think That, In a Non-Sexist Way, That Most Female Comedians Just Aren't Funny?

[–]srsly 11 points12 points ago

I do in fact think that, in a non-sexist way, most comedians just aren't funny.

There are exceptions, though.

DAE promised yourself as a kid that, when you'll be a grown up, you would remember how it is to be a kid and treat other kids accordingly, but now that you're an adult, you sadly don't really remember, just like those serious adults of your childhood?

[–]srsly 0 points1 point ago

I treat children the same way I treat adults (but not as adults). Like with adults, there is a certain (admittedly rather high) percentage of idiots that I just don't want to have anything to do with. If I like someone, I treat them with respect and try to have a nice time with them, regardless of their age. With kids, like with adults, you sometimes just have to adapt to what they find funny/interesting.

Isn't it daft that children are made to choose their future at 15?

[–]srsly 0 points1 point ago

when i was 11 i wanted to be able to play nirvana songs because i liked them, so i learned to play the guitar

when i was 14 i knew that i would want to live as a musician.

i'm almost 30 now and i'm only halfway there. only a little more than half of the money i make comes from music.

who knows how far i would be now if my dad had insisted that i learn something useful for my future AND my dream (audio engineer) when i was 15 instead of when i was 20?

My mix feels pretty much done, but that's just my ears. Any last minute comments on it (besides the blatant limiting)?

[–]srsly 1 point2 points ago

when i listened to your first post, i thought the drums sounded like v-drums, or as if they were programmed with sampled drum sounds. this version sounds more like recorded with a real drum set. that's why i love me some additional room mics when the room i'm recording in sounds nice.

I made a file upload site that tries to display the files instead of making you download them

[–]srsly 0 points1 point ago

wow, you really seem committed to that project.

thank you and keep up the good work!

I made a file upload site that tries to display the files instead of making you download them

[–]srsly 0 points1 point ago

i tried some file types that i expected to work after seeing dropdo could handle even ai and psd files:

swf flash files, odt and ods text and spreadsheet documents from open office, rtf, and 3gp (video) don't "have a handler for this type of file yet"

oh, and for some reason there's an internal server error everytime i try to upload a txt file

but i am still impressed from what file types dropdo does handle. good job!

i hope that you are crazy enough and have the resources and support that you'll someday be able to make your site view nearly EVERYTHING. like start an in-browser java emulator for nes or c64 (or whatever) rom files, dosbox or some kind of light windows emulator for exe files, show the contents (file list+info) of zip, rar and other compressed file formats and disk image formats.

but that can wait...

I made a file upload site that tries to display the files instead of making you download them

[–]srsly 0 points1 point ago

works fine in opera and firefox now.

i am impressed that it can handle illustrator (.ai) files.

The story of the wah wah effect pedal, from its invention in 1966 to the present day (1 hr video)

[–]srsly 1 point2 points ago

Yeah. Why not two hours?

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