4:58
oh bo. -- new CD out now!
oh bo. -- new CD out now!
NEW TOUR FALL 2010 tickets here: tinyurl.com NEW CD HERE: itunes.apple.com DVD and CD also available in stores. CD is only $5.99 at Target for the first week! music and lyrics by me hittin a club up, VIP a got a fake moustache and fake ID i look like wooly willy with a really wooly willy and i bypass the bouncer, pass by an ex and i flex and bounce her, wowzers look at all of bo's hoes, looking for a ride on bo's hose and i spot a little latina, booty so big call it oprah's ego, we go do it, through it she says "dios mio mi amigo!" pull it out, stick it in your mouth, and i bust in the back of ya, swallow bitch! there's people starving in africa. single every single day, do it every single way make the single ladies say, oh bo. and if i were gay, though i swear i'm straight i'd make the fellas say, oh bo. you're an ice cream sundae with a cherry on top, but careful, cherry, cause i'm the king of pop, pop, pop pop goes my weasel, now you look like Jackson Pollock's easel. my suggestion is, you don't blow til you know what congestion is, swallow when you know what digestion is, follow bo, the only question is - have you been splattered before by the mad hatter matador? cake batter, nevermore, it don't matter whether you're spanish, french, swedish or cambodian i'll slime you so hard you could be on nickelodeon. chorus. you think that you can handle me, girl don't make me laugh my junk is bipolar, it'll split you in half. and if you're lucky, i might just bring you home, and <b>...</b>
4:08
i'm bo yo.
i'm bo yo.
NEW TOUR FALL 2010 tickets here: tinyurl.com my new CD, "words, words, words," is here: itunes.apple.com buy that shit! music and lyrics by bo burnham Now I don't know if all boy scouts are gays But they could probably "tie the knot" in like fifty different ways... I got a safe full o' cherries, cause I pop it and lock it, A girl's like a fridge, once a week you should stock (stalk) it, And girl, if your into a rimmin its only safe if your swimming, And girl don't sit on the couch cause I treat my objects like women. I spit fire like I just blew a demon My shits so hot I leave the toilet bowl steamin Girl im gonna tear it (tarot), like the cards of the gypsies Youll bleed for so long youll get monthly ellipses. If the pants are loose, girl I'll replete (re-pleat) ya. You're a first time vegan and its nice to meet (meat) ya I'm bo yo And im the greatest rappa eva And I'll weather your weather whether you think im clever or not Think your better your not Don't need a sweater im hot Im a real G shawty that can really find your g spot Go to a Vagina orchard, count 1,2,3 Spin that plant around you got a third world country (whirled c*nt tree) That's right, consider yourself warned Im offensive and creative like handicapped porn Your playing with your breasts, excuse me, can I try it ma'am? Your pushin em together like a titty Venn Diagram Look at that CRACK scuse me can I buy a gram? Right below your diaphram, ass looks like your hidin ham. First base, were making out Second <b>...</b>
3:13
Bo Fo' Sho'
Bo Fo' Sho'
NEW TOUR FALL 2010 tickets here: tinyurl.com my new CD, "words, words, words," is here: itunes.apple.com beat and lyrics by bo burnham walkin my poodles, man it never gets old with my dogs on my leash i got bitches on the hold, a first aids kit? thats a rhesus monkey, i bust more nuts than a pistachio junkie! get more ass than a giant donkey stable, got more lines than whitney houston's coffee table, i get more head than grammar school lice, i'm like a walkin glacier i'm so decked out with ice. Did you poop a virgin? cause that shit is tight. jack ain't black, barry ain't white. i do drugs in the bedroom, lie on ur back cause i got the pipe and you got the crack. though i'm sexually straight, your bound to find, i'm mentally gay, cause i'll blow your mind. the parents be snickerin "he shouldnt have written it" but i'm constipated, couldnt give a shit. chorus: My name is bo fo sho, a born bostonian, aryan librarian at the WORDsmithsonian the rap is scattered, it hides its ingenuity, i gave it this little part to give it continuity. the fellas say hey moron pass the gin cause i'm an OXYmoron breathing OXYgen give me the bottle, i'll chug two thirds cause you bitches know fractions speak louder than words and the ladies say hey fellas i'm keepin it tight and if you play ur cards right you can have me tonight should i blow you or beat you, brass or percussion? oh stop, PERIOD end of discussion chorus... walking through the garden with food at my feet, picked up the celery but <b>...</b>
4:28
words, words, words.
words, words, words.
my new CD, "words, words, words," is here: itunes.apple.com DEBUT UK TOUR JUNE 2011, TICKETS HERE: www.mickperrin.com lyrics by me. produced by me and kool keith! whoa! (that's his voice in the song saying "hypocrite") video by Duncan Skiles & Sean Donnelly lyrics i'm a feminine eminem, a slim shady lady but nice cause i texted haiti 90 lady cops on the road and i'm arrested for doing 80. like hamlet, all about "words, words, words" divide a whole into thirds, thirds, thirds. i'm a gay sea otter. i blow other dudes out of the water. i'm the man muffin, divin', muffin, cold and fly like an arctic puffin, puffin whacky tobaccy hatin other rappers like i'm Helga Pataki and i've been rockin this mic before electricity way back in 1000 BCE - thats before the common era. i can't be stopped, flow so sick that it should be mopped up chick's got a dixie cup, i gotta dick full of helium, i'll fuck you up. a boy, a girl, a middle aged bitch, botox in the third person. i give the perspective a switch and bo talks in the third person. just relax, if you wanna know me, here's two facts i hate catchy choruses and i'm a hypocrite. hungry hungry hippocrite. i hate catchy choruses and i'm a hypocrite. met a girl named Macy had sex with her all day, but she was dyslexic, so i ended up doin the YMCA we ballin, asian, wii bowlin, prostate cancer semi-colon, find that hole like i'm Stephen Hawking, Atticus Finch, killing, mocking. cry like a child would, you raped my childhood just stroll in <b>...</b>
4:16
Bo (Let's) - Ivri Lider
Bo (Let's) - Ivri Lider
Openly gay Israeli pop singer Ivri Lider's cover of Rita's "Bo" (aka "Let's" or "Come" or "Your Soul") appears in the film _Yossi and Jagger_. I edited the video so it includes English subtitles (translated by somebody on the Internet) and does not fade in and out as the music is replaced with dialogue from the movie.
1:52
Bo Knows - crazy Tecmo Super Bowl run
Bo Knows - crazy Tecmo Super Bowl run
Bo Jackson goes 99 yards and takes out a full quarter of game clock in the greatest football video game of all time, Tecmo Super Bowl for the NES.
4:07
New Math
New Math
NEW TOUR FALL 2010 tickets here: tinyurl.com my new CD, "words, words, words," is here: itunes.apple.com three of them never before seen on the internet. the ep is called "Bo fo Sho" music and lyrics by bo burnham whats a pirate minus the ship? just a creative homeless guy, and an anteater plus a large hungry mutant ant? an ironic way to die and whats domain, domain, range (xxy) a kid with too much in his pants and two balls minus one, six titles at the tour de france. split a decision with long division, take the circumference of your circumcision live like your data and when you're all "set" put it all together and whatever you get. is new math... whats a bag of chips divided by five, thats a nike worker's meal and santa clause mutliplied by "i" well i guess that makes him real, and the square root of the NBA is Africa in a box, how do u trace a scatter plot? give the pencil to michael j fox. take the approximate moral proportion of the probable problem of a pro-life abortion live like your data, and when youre all "set" put it all together and whatever you get... is new math. and if you made a factor tree of the factors that caused my girl to leave me youd have a tree... full of asian porn. CALCU-LATOR (see you later) mathetmatical minds make industrial smog. and whats the opposite of lnx, duraflame the unnatural log. support the farmers with a pro-tractor, link kennedy and lincoln with a common factor (fact, or) live like ur data...blah blah word problems if theres a <b>...</b>
4:53
PZK - Chuis Bo (feat. Dogg SoSo)
PZK - Chuis Bo (feat. Dogg SoSo)
New single of PZK feat. Dogg SoSo available on iTunes bit.ly
4:28
das bo - türlich türlich [live@comet]
das bo - türlich türlich [live@comet]
das bo - türlich türlich [live@comet]
3:51
[HD/HQ Music Video] T-ara - Bo Peep Bo Peep
[HD/HQ Music Video] T-ara - Bo Peep Bo Peep
Parental Guidence: Under the Ministry of Culture and Tourism (South Korea), the music video has been marked with an age rating of 19+. Please be cautioned when watching this, as there are suggestive scenes within the video. T-ara comes back with a full album and returns with a Bo Peep Bo Peep Music Video! Here are the members of T-ara if you do not know them: Eunjung Hyomin Jiyeon Boram Qri Soyeon Song: Bo Peep Bo Peep Artist: T-ara Album: Absolute First Album Label: Mnet Media & Core Contents Media If you are watching this video right after uploading, YouTube will take a while to finish processing the video for high quality.
1:23
BO - Trailer
BO - Trailer
Bo - A Film By Hans Herbots based on the novel 'Het Engelenhuis' by Dirk Bracke. Fifteen year old Deborah wants to escape her dull suburb life and enjoy the luring city of Antwerp. Her new eighteen year old friend Jennifer leads here into the sparkling downtown nightlife. When Jennifer admits she's an escort girl, Deborah is intrigued by what appears to be an easy way of getting cash. Under the alias Bo, she takes her first steps into a world she cant handle yet. The downward spiral leads her to cheap thrills, drugs and into a juvenile institution. To escape this spiral, Deborah can only count on herself.
3:08
Learning Piano to Get Laid (with Bo Burnham)
Learning Piano to Get Laid (with Bo Burnham)
See exclusive articles and pictures on www.collegehumor.com ! How many octaves does it take to get to a girl's heart? We have no idea. LIKE us on www.facebook.com FOLLOW us on: www.twitter.com FOLLOW us on: digg.com WATCH exclusive videos we can't put on YouTube at: www.collegehumor.com
4:30
My Whole Family...
My Whole Family...
NEW TOUR FALL 2010 tickets here: tinyurl.com my new CD, "words, words, words," is here: itunes.apple.com ...thinks i'm gay YO this is NOT homophobic...its suppose to be a joke? ha ha? subscribe if you like it music and lyrics by bo burnham Everytime i go to dinner it seems like im getting a little bit thinner I'll sit down at the breakfast table i can talk, but theyre not able When i look at them i find there's a single question on their mind. i wish it could go back to the way it was its not easy no because... My whole family thinks im gay i guess its always been that way. Maybe its cause of the way i walk, that makes them think that i like...boys The goddamn question just wont go away cause i get asked every single day but the way they ask it is no disguise, like "How was your day? Do you like to kiss guys?" This is the worst, baby this was my fear Now their opinions are crystal clear. My whole family now is shocked, I'm in the closet and the door is locked. Now my glory days are gone, I was John Elway now im Elton John. My whole family now suspects, That watching spongebob had side-effects. But im not gay and thats what i said, If i'm gay then god strike me dead. Just cause i go to an all-guys school, Doesnt mean Justin Timberlake makes me drool. When I go outside, what do i see? The clouds in the sky spell "FAG" I think that God might think im gay, What does he know anyway. My grandma gave me a present just last year, and the card said, "Happy Birthday queer!" My <b>...</b>
4:38
Rehab Center for Fictional Characters
Rehab Center for Fictional Characters
NEW TOUR FALL 2010 tickets here: tinyurl.com my new CD, "words, words, words," is here: itunes.apple.com music and lyrics by bo burnham hey I'm Santa Claus, I'm the king of snow I hate my wife because she is ho ho ho She used to please me everyday Then she made it clear that Santa's only s'pose to come once year Now i buy whores Rock n roll and i stuff their stockings with my north pole I had a wonderful life With a healthy household and a beautiful wife and a pot full of gold then my wife spent my riches all by herself and since women are bitches, blew a keebler elf now i drink all day and a part of me dies cause my wife's gettin gangbanged by the rice krispie guys Everyday i get up, and i get to work late, my boss says "hey whatsup?" i say im grrrrrrowing tired of this shit the kids they laugh cause im a sensitive cat "big pussy!" i cant argue with that if another kid gives me frosted flakes i swear on my life, ill eat his parents. im the easter bunny hey im back used to funny now im hooked on crack heaps of heroine aint no joke marshmallow peeps, covered in coke coke coke coke coooooke drugs for life thats my plan but now i have no attention sp..... hey pat did you hear? all my elves got sick i think they got herpes from some irish chick santa, tony, could you guys please stop? oh snap.....crackle and pop
3:50
BO - Tha Thela [OFFICIAL VIDEO CLIP]
BO - Tha Thela [OFFICIAL VIDEO CLIP]
Tο νέο τραγούδι του ΒΟ,"Θα Θελά" είναι το απόλυτο 'feel good' τραγούδι του καλοκαιριού, που σίγουρα θα σας φτιάχνει το κέφι! Οι εμψυχωτικοί στίχοι του ΒΟ σε συνδυασμό με την 'silky' φωνή του Στράτου Αντιπαριότη που τον συνοδεύει στο ρεφραίν σίγουρα θα σας ταξιδέψουν σ'ένα κόσμο χωρίς 'προβλήματα'.
3:56
[M/V] T-ara - Bo Peep Bo Peep [Japanese Ver.]
[M/V] T-ara - Bo Peep Bo Peep [Japanese Ver.]
Starring : Lee Jang Woo
3:26
Here come debo....who?? DEE BO!!!!
Here come debo....who?? DEE BO!!!!
Warner Bros. Entertainment, Inc
3:26
Pin - Bo To Co Dla Mnie
Pin - Bo To Co Dla Mnie
Music video by Pin performing Bo To Co Dla Mnie. (P) 2005 The copyright in this audiovisual recording is owned by PIN
2:30
art is dead.
art is dead.
new fall tour 2010 tickets here: tinyurl.com new cd, "words, words, words" itunes.apple.com this is something different. i hope you guys like it. this song is a confession and an apology. honest, not sarcastic. music and lyrics by bo burnham. lyrics art is dead, art is dead art is dead, art is dead entertainers like to seem complicated but we're not complicated i can explain it pretty easily have you ever been to a birthday party for children and one of the children won't stop screaming cause he's just a little attention attractor when he grows up to be a comic or actor he'll be rewarded for never maturing for never understanding or learning that every day can't be about him there's other people you selfish asshole i must be psychotic, i must be demented to think that i'm worthy of all this attention, of all of this money you worked really hard for i slept in late while you worked at the drug store. my drug's attention, i am an addict but i get paid to indulge in my habit it's all an illusion, i'm wearing make-up i'm wearing make-up, make-up, make-up, make-up art is dead, so people think you're funny how do you get those people's money? art is dead, we're rolling in dough while Carlin rolls in his grave, in his grave, in his grave. this show has got a budget the show has got a budget and all the poor people way more deserving of the money won't budge it cause i wanted my name in lights when i could have fed a family of four for forty fucking fortnights, forty fucking <b>...</b>