Rap Battle With Brad, Hunter, and Matt
Like a Pokegym leader I'm joining this battle, You be sendin out your Ekans, I'll be cutting it's rattle Chrismonchan's here to stay, so don't you go tattle If you do I'll punch you from here to Seattle, and that'll Make you cry for Dr. Seuss I did my research, he's buried in Massachus- etts Not a big deal cause that's where I was born, But without his rhymes you're all like cob with no corn, So I'll do the world a favor and throw you away, Turn on the garbage disposal cause you're down in the drain, It'll be like BLDSLDKFJLSDKFJ like Michael Bay Megan Fox isn't in transformers 3 by the way But while we're on the topic of upcoming 3's Did you know their making a third MIB? Both will return, Will Smith and Tommy Lee, Jones who's eventually goin to waste Before Aaron Eckhart did he starred as two face Who probs wont make an appearance in the third batman Which once again will be directed by christopher Nolan, But, I'm getting off topic this battle's at hand Haun you may be Jesus, but I be the Christ, Gonna serve you some wine from that water, you want ice? And Brad as King Herod? Ha that'd be nice, Cept he don't have no beard to catch his Japanese rice Which we'll be consuming cause we'll be over in Asia Droppin beats left and right to the ninjas and geisha To them it'll sound Greek, alpha gamma and beta But then we'll just help them poner la mesa Which is Spanish, I know, but I'm makin you think, You searchin for the meaning like invisible ink Which is hard cause the <b>...</b>