It Happened to Us (2004)

Actors

• Jackie English (actress)
• Barrington Bignall (actor)
• Tosha Doiron (actress)
• George Vajna (composer)
• George Vajna (director)
• George Vajna (actor)
• Peter Laneas (actor)
• Linda Pretli (producer)
• Linda Pretli (miscellaneous crew)
• Chris Williams (actor)
• Eric Cator (actor)
• Jarrod MacLean (actor)
• Iliana Sanchez (costume designer)
• Daniel Peters (actor)
• Ashley Burton (actress)

Genres

• Musical
• Romance
• Short

Quotes:

Vex: There's only one thing I hate more then my girl cruising with another guy...::Summer: I wasn't cruisin', he just...::Vex: It's my girl cruisin' with a "nice" guy! Do you know why that is Summer honey?::Summer: Because your not a nice guy?::Vex: That's right! I am not a nice guy! I'm really, really not a nice guy.

Vex: Now get in the kitchen and make me some bacon!

Simon: How's the rocket? Ready to fly?::Slowpoke: Souped up and ready to burn!

Summer: Vex, I think you should go.::Vex: Go? I think you need to step aside my little tomato. You see I plan on going. We need to skip town.

• Lyrics: play full screen play karaoke
• SLOWPOKE - Neil Young
• SLOWPOKE - Crosby Stills Nash
• SLOWPOKE - Dave Brockie Experience

Something opened up
the gates again,
I can't control it,
so I rushed right in.
Here comes a mermaid
and a little girl,
Saw open drawers
from around the world.
I got some medals
hanging on my chest,
I've seen some good ones,
but I missed the rest.
Lady luck don't you turn on me,
I'm just a student of your history,
I'm just a student of your history.
Slowpoke I'm gonna run with you,
Wear all your clothes and
do what you do.
Slowpoke
we got some things to find,
When I was faster,
I was always behind,
When I was faster,
I was always behind.
Something pushed back
the curtain again,
The stage is empty
and the crowd is thin.
The song is gentle,
but the song is now.
Something's missing,
but something is found,
Something's missing,
but something is found,
Something's missing,
but something is found.
Slowpoke I'm gonna run with you,
Wear all your clothes and
do what you do.
Slowpoke
we got some things to find,
When I was faster,
I was always behind.
When I was faster,
When I was faster,
I was always behind,

Something opened up the gates again,
I can't control it, so I rushed right in.
Here comes a mommy and a little girl,
Saw open drawers from around the world.
I got some medals hanging on my chest,
I've seen some good ones, but I missed the rest.
Lady luck don't you turn on me,
I'm just a student of your history,
I'm just a student of your history.
Slowpoke I'm gonna run with you,
Wear all your clothes and do what you do.
Slowpoke we got some things to find,
When I was faster, I was always behind,
When I was faster, I was always behind.
Something pushed back the curtain again,
The stage is deeper and the crowd is in.
The song is gentle, but the song is now.
Something's missing, but something is found,
Something's missing, but something is found,
Something's missing, but something is found.
Slowpoke I'm gonna run with you,
Wear all your clothes and do what you do.
Slowpoke we got some things to find,
When I was faster, I was always behind.
When I was faster,
When I was faster, I was always behind,

This here is the story of Slowpoke, the slowest dick in
the west
Slowpoke met a woman, tried to fuck her on a train
He took so long she fell asleep, woke up, then slept
again
Finally got his dick out, tried to fuck her on a plane
It took off, flew round, landed, then just took right
off again...
Slowpoke stick yer dick in, quit beating round the bush
All you need’s a glob of spit, a hole, and one good
push...
If you don’t make a booty call, our line will soon
expire
C’mon Mister Slowpoke, go make your dick perspire...
Slowpoke got all wasted, had to go to Outer Space
Met a mutant Ewok with a faggot for a face
He said "Hey Slowpoke, gonna make your dick throw
up..."
Slowpoke took so goddamn long the shuttle just blew up
Slowpoke stick yer dick in and give that thing a push
All you need’s a dildo and the guy who sings for
Bush...
Maybe cuz’ yer dick’s so big, you just can’t find the
Slowpoke with your big fat dick you’ll be my big fat
friend
Slowpoke is a constellation whose light will never die
Pinned in eternal blackness kinda like a butterfly...
And next to him’s a naked lady made of shining stars...
Just a dick-length outta reach, but that’s one lick too
Slowpoke got retarded and I swear the pussy parted
And I think my doggy farted... ohhh
If you don’t make a booty call our line will soon
expire