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For awhile, I was pleased that there were NO COOKIES here. But I guess the advertisers need them in order to keep track of the clicks. That way I can receive the millions of rubles that will pour into my Swiss bank account. So now, I've got 'em, but you're welcome to reject them if you want to. It's easy if you use Opera as your browser. POP-UPS? WHAT POP-UPS? I've gotten some complaints about pop-up ads. I went to my website, a lo and behold, there they are! I don't know where they come from, though. If you're an expert on this kind of thing, let me know and I'll do my best to get rid of 'em. You hate 'em. I hate 'em.

My good friend JENNIFER BLOWDRIER edited a book called: Good Advice for Young Trendy People of All Ages.

She asked me to write a chapter in my area of expertise. So what better advice could I give than The Joy of Debt!

You can check out the book's details on the publisher's website, or get your own copy here! For a measly $12... free shipping in the U.S. (Outside the U.S. we'll send you a bill.)

If you'd like to see what I think you should read, you can have a look at my own bookshelf.

Shelfari: Book reviews on your book blog




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 And My CD

This ARTLESS CD can be yours for less than the cost of a
couple vials of crack.

Check out the ordering details.

You can also
connect with the
iTunes site to
download this CD

Most of this stuff is also available through Amazon. You can look for it, or anything else here:

Of course, if you find an indie bookseller or littleguy salesman, it'd be cooler.

 OTHER WRITING

I've also added links to some of my other writing:

THE ORIGINAL 9-11 COLUMN (corrected now to REAL 911 column)

MARKS LETTER IN RESPONSE TO MY MRR COLUMN ABOUT 9/11

MY RESPONSE TO MARK'S RESPONSE

Here's a message board where you can add your own 
comments to the discussion.

Here's a column I wrote about the evils of teaching English. 
Some ESL teachers use it in their classes. You're welcome to it.

Rick Roberts at KFMB radio has his own rants. This one was 
widely distributed in emails. 

Here's my answer.

I found an interview with me in a Brazlian Magazine. It's from 1996. 
I hope you can read Portuguese.

Here's an article I wrote for DOWNTOWN Newspaper in 1988. Jello Biafra 
asked me to stand in for him on the Morton Downey TV show.

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And hey! Aren't you glad you have a job where you have internet access and can look at pages like this at work?


Here is our privacy statement.
  It is fashionable these days for every site to have one.  
Why should we be different? Nobody reads them
 anyway. They just make people feel at ease.

Links out of date? TOUGH SHIT! You know how many links
there are here? HUNDREDS! It'd be a full time job keeping
up with them. I fix 'em when I find 'em, but it takes awhile.

This is also the top webpage for :

SEIDBOARD WORLD ENTERPRISES (including Seidboard Auctions)

(The page is not very up-to-date, as most current auction items

are on eBay. You should be able to see them below:
Music (including TONS of used LPs, CDs, zines) is on GEMM.

Books are on Amazon, Half.com, or Biblio.)

Look for used books on Biblio from here.

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ATTACK OF THE BLOG

I've just started A BLOG, because that's what you do. Even
though I'm not exactly sure how they work. Besides, if I
knew, mine might be like other peoples,'

Tips from the crowd will be helpful. I've uploaded one of my
columns (7/1/05) as the first entry in the blog.

One of my blog s is a kind of diary with pix. It's my adventures
and is the raw material of my columns.

I've also posted some columns. You can get the index here.

CONTACT

Mail Contact : (You can email me if you want to
receive my columns via email. You can also sign

the guestbook through the link at the bottom of this page):
If you want to email me, I'm atgod@MykelBoard.com.

Seidboard World Enterprises is at info@seidboard.com

The World For Free is no longer available for email. Thanks

to the US Post Office, it has gone out of business, merging

with the HOSPITALITY EXCHANGE.

Speaking of me, if you want to see the dangers about naming
YOUR kid "Mykel", check this out. So don't even think about
doing it! The name's MINE!
(uh oh! I just found this one: www.mykel.com)

If you want to dip into my writings, including my collected 
columns for Maximum Rock'n'Roll, check out the site maintained
by Scott Born. While I like the folks at MRR, I also believe in Free 
Speech! That's why, I'm publishing the great MISSING NORB COLUMN. 
The censored one that cost him his job, fame and huge MRR
income. 
 
THIS JUST IN: The CENSORED BOB BLACK LETTERS! In the interest
of free speech and general shit stirring, I've published them here.

 Alternative archives for my more recent columns are kept 
 along with other MRR columnists and are available from Mark Hanford.
 
 ALSO: Here are a few of my articles that have 
 been printed elsewhere.  The first is an article printed in the 
 porn review zine BNI. It is called:
 Bisexuals and Porn: What's the SCORE?
 
 Next is an article about my legal problems in Japan called, 
 My Life In Crime.

 Articles are for free use anywhere on The Web, except as part of a
 pay-for-use service. Please give me credit (blame) as the author. 
 If you reprint them in a way that is profitable, send me some 
 money: (POB 137, Prince St. Station, New York NY 10012)

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(Obvious) Links:

I've got to put these on another page.
Check here for some of them. Many 
will be long unchained as I haven't 
updated the page in years. The hidden
links are all over this page.
 

The TARGET STARBUCKS project. Read about the 
project by clicking the link at the left.

A hint of irony might rear it's coffee-colored 
bottom as Google scans each page for content to 
see which ads show. So you might get a Starbucks 
ad at the top of this page. Maybe they have a guestbook.

There used to be a TARGET STARBUCKS DISCUSSION SITE
but it mysteriously disappeared. Conspiracy anyone?

One of my alma maters (alma materi?) is BELOIT COLLEGE
That's interesting for me, but not for you, probably. BUT, Beloit publishes
THE COLLEGE MINDSET each year.  That tells about the new students
and their... er... different point of view. For example, since these students
were born Wal-Mart has always been a larger retailer than Sears and employed
more workers than GM. And Prozac has always been available to dull the
realities of life. More at the link above.

Oh yeah, you should check out my pal, God. His website is real cool and I went 
to his Bar Mitzvah a couple years ago.

Jim Goad, has finally republished the first three issues of, ANSWER ME, what maybe the best fanzine ever.

Robb Roemershauser has over 5000 zines in his New Orleans based Above Ground Zine Library. It managed
to survive the flood, though Robb's house did not. Find out about it and send in your own zine.

My pal Bob Bauman, who I love despite his being wrong about almost everything, has a great
website/blog for those who are looking for something to do in New York and a whole bunch of 
foreigners to do it with. Check it out!

Hideki Nagase, a new student pal of mine has his own website-- mostly in Japanese, but with 
pictures ANYONE can understand. He's a stylist d'hair par excellance, and as much in demand for
his humor as his cutting ability. He's right here!

My good pal George Tabb needs your help:

Waka, another student of mine is a great classical violinist. Not only does she perform in concert, but she'll even tell you how to
make violins! Check out the cats fiddling while Rome (Tokyo?) burns.

This page should work with all browsers. I 
use OPERA. If I had a way to make it screw IE, 
I would. I hate Microsoft! Let me know if you 
come across any problems.

You can also try FIREFOX, another good browser that
has nothing to do with MICROSOFT! You can download your own copy by clicking on the link to the right.

http://www.mozilla.com/en-US/firefox/

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Greeting	`Calendar`	`The Notorious 9/11 Column and other writings`	`Hear Mykel Speak`	`Mykel's Books`	`Mykel's Clubs`	Pix
`Mykel's "Music"`	`Mykel's Links`	`Mykel's Columns/Blog`	`Mykel`	Privacy Statement	eBay
NEW! Mykel's Store!		It's amazing how specialized travel is getting these days! A Caribbean vacation for Sadists!	THE CENSORED BOB BLACK LETTERS

		You missed most of these events, but there are more! Check the calendar for current updates. I was in Chicago and Beloit Wisconsin (college reunion)... and Indiana. I toured much of the time with noted poet and throat-singer Sid Yiddish. I was there from OCTOBER 3 through OCTOBER 14. You can hear a recent interview with me on The Lit Show on WNUR radio. CHECK OUT THE BOTTOM OF THESE POSTERS FOR MY NEXT SHOWS IN ARIZONA & MEXICO Here are a few pix from the recent Chicago-Wisconsin tour: Here's Sid Yiddish throat singing in Chicago. Here's a Video of Sid singing for ME! Here's Sid, Mitch and I on a tough Madison Street. Here's BLITZKRIEG ROK at the bassist's 50th birthday party. The guitar player is his son. Here's the crowd reaction in Appleton, home of Joe McCarthy. Here are Madge Grutzmacher and me in Sister Bay. Madge is the wife of the former Dean of Students at Beloit College. She bought 10 BOOKS for her store in Sister Bay-- and paid for the meal!! Here's the reaction at the last show in Chicago. CHECK OUT THE BOTTOM OF THESE POSTERS FOR MY NEXT SHOWS IN ARIZONA & MEXICO
Here's the ad for the show in GREEN BAY
	Here is a complete calendar of Mykel's events: Readings, Drink Club, Eat Club random drunken orgies. Note: If the calendar shows up with a view of the current week only, click on the MONTH tab on top to get a full view of what's happening.	ART, Mykel's First band... the last show. 1979? I forget.
	TUSCON ARIZONA

What ethnic girl should you date? Your Result: Black Girl Judging from your responses, it sounds like you'd fit best with a Black Girl. You want someone who's opinionated and loud but honest. Someone who's loving for kids but also who's a working mother to support the family. Though, passive-aggressive, you seek someone who's more conservative aggressive and who's in tune with God.
Hispanic-Latin Girl
White Girl
Middle Eastern Girl
Asian Girl
Indian-Aborginal Girl
What ethnic girl should you date? Make Your Own Quiz

		If you're thirsty, don't forget to join us for DRINK CLUB. We go to a different bar every week. If you're in New York, you're welcome to come along. For more information, check out: THE DRINK CLUB PAGE.	You think drinking is bad for your health? Hah! Drinking is safe! Take a look at what's REALLY dangerous!

		And, if you're hungry, don't forget to join us for EAT CLUB. We go to a different restaurant every month. If you're in New York, you're welcome to come along. For more information, check out: THE EAT CLUB PAGE.