The NYPD has been caught in a mess of lies about their "training" using The Third Jihad, a vicious film that presents religious killings, car bombs and executed children as "the true agenda of much of Islam in America." When the Village Voice first broke the story, the NYPD spokesman dismissed it as a "wacky movie" mistakenly shown "a couple of times." Turns out the film was shown "on a continuous loop" for up to a year to 1,500 officers. This sure will help their already-strained credibility.

Irony Not Dead Yet: In its latest high-profile attack, Anonymous brought down OnGuardOnline.gov, a cyber security site managed by the Federal Trade Commission, to protest anti-piracy measures and the "corporate Internet." More on sites that their "allied armies of darkness" have (CBS, FBI) and, despite reports to the contrary, haven't (Sony, Facebook) hacked.

Okay, so Scott Walker faces some challenges. A million Wisconsinites want to recall him, his former top aide is going to trial for embezzling money from a veterans group, and his campaign finance records show that while he's raised $4.5 million, alot of it looks pretty squirrely: Some big donors relied on a questionable legal loophole, and more than half came from out of state. But supporter Glen Shulfer wrote him a song! You gotta hear it.