Funny story:  Acorah sets new mastermind record by correctly answering 107 questions in 90 seconds

Acorah sets new mastermind record by correctly answering 107 questions in 90 seconds

Derek Acorah has once again re-written the history books by correctly answering 107 questions in 90 seconds surpassing the existing record by 84 which was previously held by Eric Beagle the singing dustman. Taking a 1st round lead of 49 into his...
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Hislop's Hat called to Hacking enquiry

Notorious quip-merchant and panellist on 'Haven't I got News for You?' Ian Hislop's hat is to be called to give evidence at the Leveson inquiry into press ethics. The famous fedora has so far refused to speak but is expected to give evidence follo...
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John Lewis Delivery Service Leaves Local Man A Gibbering Wreck

A local man was recovering at home today after a top department store delivered a new washing machine. Mr Pendulum Vase, 47, of Bective Avenue, was found collapsed on the living room floor about 4pm yesterday by his wife Primula. She said: "We...
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Funny story:  Brian Cox Gets Rocket Over Switch Channel Comments

Brian Cox Gets Rocket Over Switch Channel Comments

TV space boffin Brian Cox has been given a "rocket up the arse" by BBC bosses for urging members of his audience to change channels. Cox was presenting the second episode in BBC2's three-night astronomy spectacular Stargazing Live with Irish comic...
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BBC show interview with porn star on childrens news show

Parents later expressed disgust when an interview with Labour leader Ed Milliband could be clearly seen in the background.
 

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