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Acorah sets new mastermind record by correctly answering 107 questions in 90 seconds
Derek Acorah has once again re-written the history books by correctly answering 107 questions in 90 seconds surpassing the existing record by 84 which was previously held by Eric Beagle the singing dustman.
Taking a 1st round lead of 49 into his...
Hislop's Hat called to Hacking enquiry
Notorious quip-merchant and panellist on 'Haven't I got News for You?' Ian Hislop's hat is to be called to give evidence at the Leveson inquiry into press ethics.
The famous fedora has so far refused to speak but is expected to give evidence follo...
John Lewis Delivery Service Leaves Local Man A Gibbering Wreck
A local man was recovering at home today after a top department store delivered a new washing machine.
Mr Pendulum Vase, 47, of Bective Avenue, was found collapsed on the living room floor about 4pm yesterday by his wife Primula.
She said: "We...
Brian Cox Gets Rocket Over Switch Channel Comments
TV space boffin Brian Cox has been given a "rocket up the arse" by BBC bosses for urging members of his audience to change channels.
Cox was presenting the second episode in BBC2's three-night astronomy spectacular Stargazing Live with Irish comic...
BBC show interview with porn star on childrens news show
Parents later expressed disgust when an interview with Labour leader Ed Milliband could be clearly seen in the background.Top Spoof Headlines
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Titanic inquest: Captain Basil Fawlty says he tripped into lifeboat
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OMG! Beeb's Strictly Come Dancing-themed cruise holiday was being filmed on Costa Concordia!
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'Many MPs Fail' Shock Report
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Calls for Costa Concordia to be tied down
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Boris Johnson calls young Brits a bunch of "lazy buggars", old bean!
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Titanic latest: Reggie Perrin 'missing at sea'
Sport Headlines
Arsenal fans turn on Thierry Henry for lack of va-va voom
Pompey Ownership Saga: Superfan Runs Away
Transfer Window: Samba wants to leave Blackburn; on his way to London
Beer and sex 'must be sold' at Brazil World Cup, says Fifa
Macclesfield Town striker Ben Mills shocked by pro set-up
Joey Barton Twitter attack on Gary Glitter
Entertainment & Gossip
Derek Acorah to cameo on Coronation Street
Shrek and Donkey Present BBC's Stargazing Live
Natasha Giggs to join cast of 'The Vampire Diaries'
Jesus Christ to join judging panel of TV talent show "Britain's got A Superstar"
Fearne Cotton to join Radio Bore breakfast programme The Noday Show
Konnie Huq to present new reality show for as yet unnamed tv channel
World News
Joseph "The Dog-Eared Page" Lupinsky
Dog receives detention after eating boy's homework
Kidnapped Grandma forced to rob bank with Bomb. Claims: It was the most fun I have ever had in my Entire Life
Study Proves that Poor People can Remember what they had for Dinner last Tuesday Better than Rich People
It's Official: Romney a Robot
Newt's Ex Warned Him: Man Who Looses Key To Girlfriend's Apartment No Get New Key