- A good fathers day, hubby's bday, and baby's 1 month milestone. Both hubby and baby had their big big cheeks kissed loads. #
- @missjennyjenny I'd love to snip some more for you! Just a bummer you're not near anymore. in reply to missjennyjenny #
- I wish I had someone else's tummy to take long naps on. #jealousofthebaby #
- New song inspired by Giggle "Poo that Poo, Poo that Poo! It's a noun and a verb! Go Poo that Poo!" #
- @Halcyon Kitten pictures are always made of happy. in reply to Halcyon #
- This week's SYTYCD is full of crazy outfits that are distracting me from watching the dancers actually perform. 80s, Conan, Princess Leia. #
- @misterjt Agreed! For me it's pretty easy to see who's going to get shaken out in the next few weeks. So much outtasync performances #sytycd #
- @misterjt I'm pretty sure you'll get your wish. I hope Karla gets saved though I'd love to see her do a hip hop solo vs a contemporary #
- @misterjt So far…I'd say I liked last season much better in terms of the dancers and the performances. BTW <3 geeking out on sytycd w/ me! in reply to misterjt #
- @misterjt So who is your favorite couple this season? I think my favorite working couple is Janette & Brandon #sytycd in reply to misterjt #
- @misterjt Randi & Evan are pretty solid too but I keep thinking of them as adorable tiny pocket people. in reply to misterjt #
- @ernieatlyd Any booty dance would totally get a thumbs up from you! Man, none of us talked this much about Woz on dancing w the stars, huh? #
- @adammshankman Would you have held your face and looked around, stood up and screamed out "Oh MY GAWD THAT JUST BLEW MY MIND?" in reply to adammshankman #
- @ginatrapani I had an economics teacher call me Kimberly for an entire semester. Kimberly. Because my last name is Kim. *Sigh* in reply to ginatrapani #
- Caption this kid. http://www.flickr.com/photos/minjung/3659642962/ #
- Move to the bedroom,put the kid in her crib,and she'd totally wake up. Or stay trapped on the couch,kid snoring on my belly. I can't win. #
- @lderezinski she is meh on the swing. in reply to lderezinski #
- Told the breastfed baby that it's uh… inappropriate to be playing with her food. "Why you licking it like that? We're not dating." #
- So many misstweets to me today. RIP Michael Jackson. Your music lives forever but kinda glad your crazy/creepy is gone. #
- I LIVE!!! I'm low on baby diapers for Amelia and my cel phone totally died but this @mj is fine. Really. Oh and the car still has a flat. #
- @davidpaulyoung just make @jasonh come home w diapers, a tire iron, and a blackberry battery for me while singing "The way you make me feel" in reply to davidpaulyoung #
- BTW how tempted am I to change my twitter icon and do Zombie twitter posts as Michael Jackson now. *Evil thoughts that will send me to hell* #
- Michael Jackson's hair – famous for being caught on fire. Farah Fawcett for those lovely feathered locks. She won, clearly. #
- What was your favorite Michael Jackson song and why? #
- @segatre77 Not true! At least re: Jeff Goldblum. in reply to segatre77 #
- @joehall hai! in reply to joehall #
- @jadepark lol in reply to jadepark #
- RIP Michael Jackson Facebook group. http://bit.ly/BxSsj #
- Hoping that I can use Twitter again without being mistaken for a dead (former) black guy tomorrow. #
- RT @mashable Adam Savage’s Twitter Army Stages #AT&T Backlash – http://bit.ly/FUyD8 #
- BTW: I think it's rather impressive that something like 200 people want to follow a dead celebrity on Twitter and don't CHECK DETAILS first. #
- Sometimes late at night I walk by the baby's crib while she's sleeping. Then I flash my boobies and yell "BUFFET!" #
- @xJakisha You are inappropriately indignant. in reply to xJakisha #
- @alvvvvvin As a Korean American woman, come *on*, it is rather a stretch to be mistaken for Michael Jackson. in reply to alvvvvvin #
- @kevinmarks My vanity feed is utter rubbish. And @jasonh is repeatedly alarmed when hearing of my death. Until I ask him to change a diaper. in reply to kevinmarks #
- @endorwitch Entirely intentional. in reply to endorwitch #
- Stunning. The number of folks that actually believe that @mj was Michael Jackson's legitimate twitter account. COME ON YOU PEOPLE! JAYZUS. #
- Well.. Hmmm if you were actually looking for music that *this* @mj has actually produced, find it here. http://cdbaby.com/cd/bindlestiffsba #
- @Amy_K As @jasonh says, they hate their parents. in reply to Amy_K #