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Tebow awakens with post stress traumatic disorder

Tim Tebow awoke today in a cold sweat convinced that the 45-10 loss to the Patriots this past weekend was nothing but a nightmare. After running around the house screaming, he googled the cold truth.

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No Difference

LONE RANGER: What's the difference between Democratic liberal left politicians and Wall Street protesters? TONTO: Nothing, both groups want to keep their hands in US taxpayer's pockets!

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New Democratic Election PAC Formed

DNC Chair Debbie Wasserman Schultz, Rep. Pelosi (D-CA) and Senate Majority Leader Reid (D-NV) have encouraged a new group, the Pee Party, to support President Obama's piss-poor decision making!

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Alternate Approach Proposed

Maryland's Democratic governor has backed off on raising the state's "flush tax" to pay for sewer and septic system improvements. He is advocating Sh*tless Tuesdays in FY 2013!

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Here's Hoping They're Wrong

Las Vegas odds makers are betting that President Obama wimps-out facing down threats from Iran about closing the Strait of Hormuz.

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Ultimate Hypocrisy

Syria kills 5,000 of its Arab citizens, Sunni Muslims blow up Shiite Muslims, Christians (Arabs) and Jews. The Arab street is silent, but let a non-Muslim kill a Muslim and the Arab street erupts!

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Debbie Does Dallas

During a trip to Dallas Texas, DNC Chair Debbie Wasserman Schultz indicated she is not happy with Texas Republican Governor Rick Perry's plan to replace Social Security.

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It Could be Different from Shinola

The food police say that eating sh*t can be hazardous to a person's health. Democratic liberals call for a study by the FDA to investigate the premise!

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No Animals Will be Injured

President Obama has approved the US Navy's request to use PETA members to hunt mines should Iran close the Strait of Hormuz. The PETA members will not be responsible for destroying the mines.

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New Disease Discovered

Democrats have been diagnosed with a non-fatal but debilitating disease, Pelosi-itis. Symptoms are loss of memory, extremities morphing to the left, insider trading & making up fictitious excuses!

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