Dos Equis Video
The most interesting man in the world- Dos Equis man He has amassed an incredibly large DVD library, and it is said that he never once alphabetized it. If he were to mail a letter without postage, it would still get there. When it is raining, it is because he is thinking about something sad. The pheromones he secretes have be known to affect people miles away, in a slight, but measurable way. He once punched a magician. Thats right, you heard me. His blood smells like cologne. His hands feel like rich, brown suede. The police often question him, just because they find him interesting. His beard alone has experienced more than a lesser mans entire body. He has been known to cure narcolepsy, just by walking into a room. His organ donation card, also lists his beard. Hes a lover not a fighter. But hes also a fighter, so dont get any ideas. His reputation is expanding, faster than the universe. He once had an awkward moment, just to see how it feels. He lives vicariously, through himself. His personality is so magnetic, he is unable to carry credit cards. Even his enemies list him as their emergency contact number. He never says something tastes like chicken, not even chicken. People hang on his every word, even the prepositions. He could disarm you with his looks or his hands, either way. He can speak French, in Russian. His charm is so contagious, vaccines have been created for it. Years ago, he built a city out of blocks. Today, over 600000 people live and work there. He <b>...</b>
