Did attacks on Romney backfire as part of secret conspiracy? Are you following Michelle Obama on Twitter? Will the Tebow-Brady matchup break ratings record? And what about the Taliban’s moral outrage over the Marine urination scandal? If you’re looking for serious answers…well…at least you’ll get a serious face. Today’s episode of my satirical newscast.

Here’s the last word on New Hampshire, and startling news about Fannie and Freddie. Ok…well…it’s actually just Scott Ott’s satirical newscast, PJ News Break: Fake, but true.

Today’s Top Satirical Stories: PJ News Break with Scott Ott
--GOP hopefuls attack Romney, Obama attacks self.
--Obama praises Unions for moving to back of ObamaCare line.
--Obama reacts to milk-laden cargo shipwreck off NZ.
--Olbermann to lead Current TV election coverage. Who?
--Tim Tebow wins in OT, prays to Jesus for forgiveness.
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--Unemployment down. New jobs up. Who done it?
--Obama’s leaner Pentagon leans on drones. See one with a new gun.
--Romney explains Santorum bounce, and why it doesn’t matter.
--Two airlines add fees to cover EU emissions tax, but did they really have to?
Scott Ott breaks today’s top stories. Is it real, or is it PJ News Break?

Scott Ott breaks today’s top stories: Iowa blowback. Rick Perry lists three factors determining whether he’ll keep running. Obama recess appointment when Senate not in recess. First Lady accidentally does iCarly.

Scott Ott breaks today’s top stories: Iowa blowback. Rick Perry lists three factors determining whether he’ll keep running. Obama recess appointment when Senate not in recess. First Lady accidentally does iCarly.

Obama occupies Twitter to beat Boehner on payroll tax extension. European Court mandates U.S. airlines pay carbon tax, but Rick Perry sees Texas-sized opportunity. Iowa evangelical Christians mull whom to support, skittish about frontrunners. Scott Ott breaks today’s top news on PJ News Break.