The race has started (or should it be crawl) for those seeking to be an elected Mayor for the City of Birmingham. Well, to be strictly correct, the battle has started to convince the good folk of Birmingham that even if they elected a megalomanic of Mussolini proportions, they would be better served than they are under the ‘leadership’ of the Conservative-controlled coalition led by the hapless Mike Whitby.
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Mike Whitby (the one on the left)
It is a good argument. To be honest, it’s about the best element of their argument. Even during the years before the bubble burst, when Gordon Brown had mysteriously defied the iron rule of capitalist boom and bust and everything in the garden was rosy… Birmingham was dragging itself deeper and deeper in to a quagmire, with Whitby leading from the front displaying all the bluster and strategic genius of George Armstrong Custer at Little Bighorn.
As I say, it is probably their strongest argument, but only because the rest are rubbish. We hear that it will give Birmingham a greater voice. A greater voice where, precisely? Around the Cabinet table? Are we seriously expected to believe that the government will quiver when faced with one of the three Labour candidates to have shown an interest so far? They may well be a passionate voice for the City, but that doesn’t mean anyone will listen. Gisela Stuart is a fine local MP, and Sir Albert Bore has led the City for years in the past, and then there’s… errm, the bloke that made THAT video.
Now, that’s a voice the Government will really listen to.
We’re told they will be more responsive to popular demands because they are directly elected by the people. Which is a bit like saying, if we all elected the Prime Minister, rather than MPs voting for the Prime Minister, then the Prime Minister would listen to all of us, rather than having to be pestered with the House of Commons. The natural conclusion to which is… keep the Prime Minister, and abolish Parliament.
The other part of this argument says a Mayor would be able to act swiftly, without having to bother with the views of her/his council colleagues… which (apparently) just wastes time. Yes, all that silly nonsense asking about how their constituents may be affected. Bloody waste of time!
One local blogger in favour of the Mayoral system pointed out that whereas the police and City Council dithered at the time of the riots last Summer, the Mayor would leap decisively into action. The good folk of Tottenham and elsewhere in London might want to mutter the words “Boris” and “Johnson” into their beer at this stage. Also, that is the Tory argument for directly elected police commissioners, whilst Labour stand on their heads and argue that commissioners would be expensive and not democratically accountable.
The reality is that Cameron, like Blair and Thatcher before him, loathes local government. They have had no experience of local government. Thatcher detested councillors from Clay Cross to the GLC, and Blair was the same, bloody Liverpool riff-raff defying him! He even lost some interest in Mayors when Ken Livingstone showed him that the Prime Minister couldn’t just choose his own. Cameron thinks that with only a dozen people to berate covering virtually the whole country, life will be so much more simple.
And if people have deluded themselves into thinking that central government is introducing powerful City Mayors because it wants to create an alternative political focus and challenge to central government… then sadly, they are simple too! The truth is, since the arrival of the universal franchise, the establishment has slowly worked its way around the inconvenience of the ballot box. So on a national level we see whole chunks of our sovereignty are taken away, and in return we are given meaningless MEPs to vote for, and we are never even asked! Now at local government level we can elect a single person to make executive decisions, and in real Orwellian 1984 ‘newspeak’ we are told it is in the name of democracy.
At least the citizens of Birmingham will be given an opportunity to vote to emasculate their locally elected councillors (even further) – so perhaps they should be grateful for the crumbs from the masters’ table. Those of us in what the arrogance of Birmingham like to describe as ‘Greater Birmingham’ are not even being given the opportunity to say ‘bugger off!’
Finally, it is amazing how often those folk who argue for elected Mayors are the very same democrats who favoured PR and the EU and – although they are a tad shy about it these days – a single European currency.
Well, I note that the ‘Yes2Brum Mayor’ people have all the flashing lights with knobs on. A shiny website, and no doubt tons of glossy brochures, and the backing of a local democratic allies in the media.
But then again, so did Yes 2 AV! Their problem wasn’t the medium, it was that their message was crap!