Cornish Panties?

For a good old laugh along with the Two Ronnies check out the link to their funny sketch - 'The Confusing Shopping List'.  See here: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g7UxCa8CQpE


or here:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g7UxCa8CQpE

Forward 4 Wiz

Wiz - Second Left

Darren ‘Wiz’ Brown was a singer-songwriter with an intense passion for sound. Fronting the successful globe-trotting Mega City Four, he went on to write and play with Therapy? and Canada’s Doughboys, to name but a few. In the late 90s Wiz formed Serpico, and then Ipanema, achieving international acclaim for the powerful and heartfelt rock music he wrote.

http://www.f4wt.org/

On 6th December 2006, Wiz tragically passed away after collapsing at a band rehearsal, suffering a haemorrhage on the brain stem. He played, wrote and aspired to the last.

The Forward 4 Wiz trust was set up in April 07 in memory of Wiz’s inspirational approach to music and to life. Always striving forward, the trust has taken Wiz’s attitude and applied it to what he loved most. New music.

The aims of the trust are to assist, mentor and educate musicians to further themselves, both in writing and promotional terms, to inspire to aspire. f4Wt aims to do this in several ways; educate musicians in ways of promotion and good practice, mentor through the minefields of a musical career, from recording a demo, getting gigs and rehearsal rooms to record deals, touring, and the pitfalls of legalities. The trust also aims to financially assist needy musicians and bands where it’s needed most, at grassroots.

Please support the Forward 4 Wiz Trust!

Happy Birthday Dad!

Today my Dad, Davies the Pipe, is 70 years of age. 

We'll be celebrating this milestone in Walsall tonight. 

When you realise your Dad is 70 it sort of makes one wise up.  You see,  being a rascally type of person has not really ever been in my nature. 

And I could never have been described a thorough going bounder or toerag, either.  But I have always known how to quietly, and sometimes less so, hold and impart my own counsel, not least in the court of public opinion.  This is largely due to the influence of my father, Davies the Pipe.  My best pal and my only hero.

Happy Birthday Dad!

Mike from They Go Boom!!





As a boy of 12 years I took up what has turned out to be a lifelong pastime.  That is playing the guitar in a fairly rudimentary fashion and setting words to the pleasing chord progressions I can muster.

It is a truism that I often say to young people... “if you have a musical instrument then you will always have a friend.”  What I mean by this is, unlike say my pipe, which is a valued companion whenever I hit the road or anywhere else for that matter, the musician will always find other kindred spirits and concomitantly other musicians will seek to check one out.  Bert Weedon’s ‘Play in a Day’ has stood me in better stead than any of the idiotic teachers I had talk down to me at school.

Bert Weedon - Play in a Day

Whilst thinking of friends made through music there are many and varied characters.  One of the most interesting I have ever sauntered across is the almost legendary ‘Mike from They Go Boom!!’. To hear 'Someday Soon' by They Go Boom!! see here: www.youtube.com/watch?v=jFL7yNYCzms

They Go Boom!! was formed in Margate by Mike Innes and his friend Daryl Smith sometime in the late 1980’s.  They specialised in making fantastic pop music in Daryl’s spare room using electronic instruments bought from Woolworths.  Mike also had a legendary fanzine which was produced on a semi-regular basis – it went by the name of ‘PHEW! WOW!’ – named after an old song by the Farmers Boys.

Mike and Daryl - They Go Boom!!

http://www.myspace.com/margatetheygoboom

There are many tales of jolly japes I could regale my loyal readership with, but many of the stories are fart ‘oo embarrassing.  We didn't always see eye to eye, which is one of my reasons for enjoying Mike's company.  Once he refused to speak to me for nearly six months because I disliked a song by the awful twee band BRIGHTER which he adored.  Then there was a major row over whether Ann-Mari from the Field Mice had a big bum (or not). Another time he fell off a coach with me and my brother after a serious discussion about the merits of Belgium, which we had just visited.  Thus, the Davies brothers were required, sans Parka and penniless, to spend the night huddled in Margate shop doorways and on the beach.  I will, however, elaborate further on the world of They Go Boom!! and all their pals in due course.

I Can See for Miles

See Here:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hje28F-IhLo&feature=related

This is THE WHO.  See Above.

And even though it is on some Balls Ache of a Swedish telly programme.  THE WHO always gave their all.  I dig some of those swedes and their outfits.



The drummer was called Keith Moon.



I Love Them.  I think the WHO are the best band ever created.  Because they defied definition.  They were Mods, and then they played rock better than anyone - and because... well I don't know. 

I briefly met Pete Townshend once.   I said "God Bless you Pete".  And he replied... "But you don't believe in him do you.  You should believe in me!"

Social and Political Decadence

At present, society is in deadlock. The capitalist class have no perspective to offer society other than even more of that which is causing the problems. And for its part the working class has been unable to implement its own historic solution to the contradictions of capitalist society – World Socialism.

The result of this situation, which has pertained since the beginnings of the profit system, on the political field is a form of stalemate. At the level of society as a whole, the descent of capitalism is not just into political decadence, but a very real social decadence too. Society does indeed seem to be rotting on its feet, and nobody is able to do anything to stop it.

This putrefying of capitalism's social basis and codes has taken on a number of forms, all of which are symptomatic of a society which is, to paraphrase, "ill at ease with itself". Here are some of the most obvious manifestations of capitalism's social decadence:

The Myth of Empowerment and the reality of State Power

• The ongoing break-up of community relationships and the atomisation of the individual. This has been particularly characterised by the development of a competitive "everyone for themselves" culture as the dominant one in society, and by the appearance and consolidation of seemingly unbridgeable generation gaps.

NOT a packet of SMARTIES!

• The massive explosions of casual drug taking and nihilistic bachanallia, phenomena which were once peripheral or isolated in pockets of society, but which are now generalised throughout the market economy. Drug culture and youth culture are now virtually synonymous.

• The increase in violence and social disorder, spurred on by the horror and violence infecting the media, which influences children and young people. And then the re-appearance of mass rioting.

The worst of these riots, such as in Los Angeles (and recently London), have turned major cities at the heart of capitalism into uncontrollable zones.

This is London - August 2nd 2011

• The continuing, if not increasing political vacuity of the capitalist class which has been mirrored in the rise of a vacuous, nihilistic "no future" culture among large sections of young dispossessed workers who see no progress and no hope beyond their pint glass or next 'hit'.

• The massive corruption of capitalism's political apparatus, which is particularly evident in Britain with the succession of 'sleaze' scandals, but which is in fact a feature of the modem nation state virtually across the globe, from the US to France to Japan (let alone in Africa or Latin America).

• The revival of religious fundamentalism, creationism and the spread of mystical and millenarian sects, this being based on a loss of confidence in science and human progress together with a general rejection of rational thought and problem solving.


• Lastly, though certainly not least, heightened nationalism, racism and inter-ethnic violence, engendered and encouraged by the rampant competition eating away at the social fabric of society.

The BNP may be a small rump of know-nothing idiots - but racist nationalism is alive and well in Britain

It is in these ways that capitalism is undermining the principles and continued existence of collective life.

Social decadence has followed on from political decadence and all the signs are that it will continue and probably deepen, for there are few if any forces or tendencies within capitalism operating in the opposite direction.

Filling the prisons is no long-term solution on many grounds, not least of which is cost, and no government following this line has yet really succeeded in reversing the process which the market has started.

None of the TV evangelising by the ridiculous David Cameron and his contemptuous posh lackeys or political appeals to "family values" are likely to succeed either as the very continued existence of capitalism and the forces it has unleashed make that near impossible. Appealing to some sort of higher morality or set of values within the context of the market is clutching at straws, a long way from a considered and practical response to the problems we face.

If the social decadence infecting society is to be overturned it has to be tackled at source – and that means the abolition of the market and the poisonous relationships which spring from it..

Dave Cameron : Not My Crisis

The Politicians tell us 'We are All In it Together' in 'Our Country'.  Meanwhile, it seems some people are immune to the effects of the ongoing systemic collapse of capitalism.

The Bullingdon Club - Can you recognise Anyone?

The Bullingdon Club is a socially exclusive student dining club at Oxford University. The club has no permanent rooms and is notorious for its members' wealth and destructive binges.  Membership is by invitation only, and prohibitively expensive for most, given the need to pay for the uniform, dinners and damages.



Clueless: Ex Bullington Boy Cameron Goes to the Cricket while UK Capitalism Crumbles

Take Prime Minister David Cameron for instance: this hard boiled Millionare Capitalist Politician thought it uneccesary to break his holiday at his Tuscan Villa as the streets of London fell into riot and arson.  He latterly panicked, realising his political legitimacy was declining further and hot-footed back to Westminster at the behest of his party chairman Zaida Warzi. His Chancellor, the Millionaire ex-Bullingdon Clubber Gideon Osbourne was even less inclined to return from a lucrative break in California, until it became clear that the global economic system had gone beyond 'meltdown', and he was obliged to give an explanation to a recalled Parliament
 And the ex-Bullingdon Clubbing buffoon of a London Mayor, Millionaire Boris Johnson claimed from his Italian holiday with the crooked Silvio Burlusconi that he had every confidence in the police to deal with the situation on 'his' London streets.  Until the utterly impotent reaction of the Metropolitan Police to the riots and looting in London embarrassed an already vacuous political class.
 

Most people realise this UK Coalition Government of Tory and Liberal nondescripts, and the ludicrously inept so-called Labour Opposition offer nothing for ordinary people in the 21st Century.   These know-nothing, do-nothing political clowns and arrogant toffs can be swept away - and indeed they will be. 

We have the vote - we have a voice - and we have an alternative! It is a leaderless, stateless, moneyless, truly democratic World in Common in which all citizens of the world will be free.  We don't have to put up with the Status Quo - we have a world to win! 

Rest in Peace Amy

I first heard about the late Amy Winehouse via an interview she gave to the Observer newspaper in 2004.  She came across as a feisty and voluptuous wee temptress and I thought that's the type of woman for me!  I immediately obtained her brilliant debut album 'Frank' and subsequently the incredible follow-up 'Back to Black'.  They are both classics.  Amy greatly amused me at a concert she gave in 2007 in Birmingham when many of the seated and besuited Guardian reading types put down their programmes and walked out en masse due to the allegedly sloppy performance.  Amy said..."Oh Boo me if you must!" And then launched into a ska medley.  I was dancing in the mosh-pit and thought it was brilliant.

The news of her death today at the age of 27 is a tragedy for her loved ones and my heart goes out to them.

To watch Amy performing the Marvin Gaye classic 'I Heard it through the Grapevine' with the Modfather... See here: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NVT-BokwmWY

Amy gave so much pleasure to so many people, perhaps much to her own cost.

And a beautiful 'Don't go to Strangers' with the Modfather:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uuJscWYA-eI&NR=1

They wanted you to go to rehab but you said NO NO NO!

See here: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IlRF43-xaYc&feature=fvst

Rest in peace sweetheart.

Nothings Too Much Trouble

The genius of the Two Ronnies meets the angst of the Man in the Sweet Shop.



See here for a rollocking old laugh: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZCQwAT_4--k&feature=related

Happy Jack


The foursome of Keith Moon, John Entwistle, Peter Dennis Blandford Townshend and Roger Harry Daltrey have had a profound impact upon my life.  Since I was 12 the 'ORRIBLE 'OO were the best thing that happened to me.  I learned to play guitar in the Townshend style and analysed his often wild lyrics with glee.  I came to the conclusion that Pete Townshend is a creative genius, but not only that it is a trusim that Moon, Entwistle and Daltrey were masters of the game.  If you don't believe me ask Irish Jack.


I have all their records and hope to carry them with me wherever I go.

See Here: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ls8t1AcXN_o&feature=related

The Rag 'n' Bone Man

I live in the English West Midlands, North of Birmingham, on the cusp of Staffordshire and in an area known as 'The Black Country'.  Lately, it has been impossible not to note the rise of early morning cries of 'OLD IRON' and horns blowing in my direction in that regard.

This morning, Quigsy had an appointment with the local Priest and as she took my buggy off the driveway to get upon her way she managed to avoid a pony and trap, with one adult, one lad, and a young child sat upon.  'OLD IRON'!  They cried.

And well they might.  An old working class uncle of mine has laughed about the quaint return of the TATTERS, TINKERS and HAWKERS - well I don't think it is funny at all.


It is a disgraceful indictment of a so-called civilised society that very enterprising and useful people have to sell their energies and dignity for a few pieces of scrap metal.

The Capitalist ruling class will never have to beg or hawk - at least not until we put a stop to their personal corruption and theft of our labour and dignity.  It will be my wish until I die that the Rag 'n' Bone man has the last laugh along with all the other workers of the world.

ANY OLD IRON? NO THANKS!  We have a world to win and nothing to lose but our chains.

Push it Along!


It might not be everyone's cup of tea but it seems to me the Modfather still cuts it in his dotage.  Hats off to Mr Weller from Davies the Pipe Jnr.

See here:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u2HyBZUNybU

MPs Pensions NOT Under Threat

Money is the Cause of Poverty

Both Conservative and Liberal Democrat MPs had, before the 2010 UK General Election, emphasised their belief that MPs pensions were too generous and should be reformed. What has actually happened since the election?

They raised the retirement age for women and men to 66. As a result 4.5 million people will have to wait longer than expected before they can pick up their state pension. Some women will receive their state pension almost two years later than they had expected.

What about the reforms to MPs pensions?

They continue to reward themselves with up to one fortieth of their final salary for every year’s service if they contribute 11.9 per cent of their salary. This reduces to one fiftieth if they pay in 7.9 per cent and one sixtieth if they pay in 5.9 per cent. An MP could work for just 15 years and build up a £24,000 pension, based on his salary of £65,738. A worker in the private sector would have to build up a pension pot of £700,000 over a lifetime to get the same income at age 65. MPs’ spouses also receive generous benefits when their husband or wife dies – including a lump-sum worth four times their annual salary and an income of five eights of their pension. In 2008 the state contribute three times more to MPs pensions than its members did themselves.

More than a third of UK Pensioners Live Below the Poverty Line

MPs are still discussing recommendations made by the Senior Salaries Review Board last summer. This recommended moving from a final salary pension to a less generous one based on career average, and increasing MPs’ pension age from 65 to 68. It also said their pension should be built up more slowly. By dilly-dallying over reforming their own pensions while taking swift and punitive measure over everyone else’s (including replacing the RPI link with CPI) MPs have revealed once again that whatever their political colours their prime cause is feathering their own nest. The hypocrisy of our MPs would appear to know no bounds.

Come into the Garden Maude

(And Don't Make Yourself at Home!)

Consider the obnoxious, mendacious and utterly duplicitous Cabinet Office minister, Francis Maude, the MP for Horsham in West Sussex, who has claimed £35,000 in mortgage interest payments on a London flat complete with 24-hour concierge and gym . This is close to a house he already owned. He also boasts a house in the country and one in France. Maudes' personal net wealth is estimated at £3m. Despite this, during a discussion on Newsnight on 22 October 2010 he argued that a 5% cut to his £65,738 salary was equal to the 'pain' suffered by Britain's poor. He previously worked in banking as Managing Director at Morgan Stanley from 1993 to 1997. He was also appointed a non-executive director of ASDA Group Plc in July 1992, and served as a director of Salomon Brothers from 1992 to 1993.  This Capitalist freak is being paid by you and me.

Big Society - Big Con

Maude was tasked by the Prime Minister David Cameron to lead the publicity drive on the Conservative leaders' pet policy fetish which he calls the Big Society.  This ridiculous notion involves the idea that people should start rolling up their sleeves and helping out in their communities to the benefit of all concerned.  Obviously, this is all about restoring profitability to UK Capitalism PLC as vital local services are slashed so that Cameron and his friends can continue to screw the rest of us. 

Never minding that a vast number of working class people have for many years volunteered their time and energies as school governors, youth group leaders and active citizens in many respects.  As this agenda is rolled out, Ghost of a ne'er do Well feels less inclinded than ever to do any voluntary work whatsoever, which I have done alot of in the past.  I have no compunction to serve as a school governor, youth leader or private eye for the reactionary state.  Cameron's Big Society is dead in the water.  Because it is a Top-Down AUTHORITARIAN agenda, predicated upon the rich taking idle advantage of the poor.  Not only that, Cameron's world-view extends barely beyond his pathetic little Oxford constituency and his Central London Power Base.  I'd love to meet the prick on the streets of Tipton.  He'd barely last two minutes - before his fluffers would put him back into his car.

Meanwhile, Maude was given a slot on the BBC PM programme to push this Big Society idea.  When asked by interviewer Eddie Mair what he had ever done in a voluntary capacity to serve his community he was completely stumped.  He eventually, and quite pathetically, stated that he is 'involved with his local church'.

The Ruling Elite - Out of Gas!

It is time to bundle the know-nothing likes of Maude, Cameron, the Millibands, Clegg, Cable and all the other mendacious Millionaire Capitalist lackeys and their bastard offspring together and do away with them for good, ideally democratically using Parliament and the voting system. 

They know their system of wage slavery for us and personal profiteering for them is over and their days are numbered.  These duplicitous, vacuous hypocrites and their profit system supporting counterparts across the globe could be swept away in short order leaving an opportunity for a thorough going refreshment of world democracy.  Then the field will be clear for a new and genuine World in Common to emerge, in a truly human society.

Want can be replaced by plenty, war, hunger and worry can be supplanted to the past as a rational, stateless, moneyless, co-operative world society becomes the true expression of our common will.  A form of society which has hitherto never existed.  And the earth will belong to us all.  It's our choice.  Come on - Lets Go!

The Dalai Lama


Recently the esteemed Tibetan spiritual leader The Dalai Lama had a raging toothache and walked to his local dentist to get an emergency filling. Although old and  frail, he walked often, and in keeping with his monastic, asethic lifestyle he walked barefoot, as evidenced by the thickness of the dry skin on the soles of his feet. It is for this reason he is referred to in the tea rooms of Tipton as the "super-calloused fragile mystic vexed by halitosis."

Spiritual or Political Buddies?

When the Dentist inspected the Dalai Lama's tooth, and said he could fill the cavity immediately with the use of pain killing Novocain, the Dalai Lama declined,  saying he wanted to "transcend dental medication."

N.B.  Coming soon on Ghost of a Ne'er do Well:
Davies the Pipe Jnr in conversation with Arthur Sultan the table tapping Tipton Mystic.

On Being a Mod

It isn't a question of labels when one comes to understand the fundamentals of Modernism. Being a Mod is a statement of attitudinal detachment from the Status Quo, not some ridiculous affectation or hankering for long ago nights with Mels Mods' at the Barrel Organ, old Jam records or trips to the Wigan Casino.





Davies the Pipe Jnr
(Far Right upon his SX200)

 

Being a Mod is a thorough going attitude of mind, in which rare groove, RnB, The Kinks, The Who and The Small Faces all matter just as much as well cut cloth - but not only.  Ultimately, being a Mod is all about the future - and whilst it may be an individualist creed, it is also collective in nature, gathering around the idea that the future will be better than the past.  Standing out is important to mods, not just visibly but intellectually.  We have our own code.  What Pete Meaden once referred to as Clean Living Under Difficult Circumstances. 

The Mod Movement has moved on significantly since the late 1950's and will continue to thrive as style driven young people invent new and powerful means in which to subvert the meaning of the received wisdom of the day.  In the meantime I'll be collecting my newly adorned Lambretta SX200 from Irish Jack next week.

For a great side of Mod check out Dobie Gray below:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8DXNvyPIeXg&feature=related

The Riddle of the Sands

The Riddle of the Sands is a novel by Erskine Childers.  It is an early example of the espionage novel, with a strong underlying theme of pre-world war 1 militarism.  It has been one of Ghost of a Ne'er do Well's favourite novels for many years.  So much so that I have navigated the sands and mudflats of the Frisian Islands alone and stayed overnight in a one-man tent on the island of Nordeney.

This is a novel that owes a lot to the wonderful adventure novels of writers like Rider Haggard, that were a staple of Victorian Britain.    Perhaps more significantly, it was a spy novel that established a formula that included a mass of verifiable detail, which gave authenticity to the story – the same ploy that would be used so well by John Buchan, Ian Fleming, John le Carré and many others.

Carruthers, a minor official in the Foreign Office is contacted by an acquaintance,  Davies, asking him to join in a yachting holiday in the Baltic Sea.  Carruthers agrees, as his other plans for a holiday have fallen through. He arrives to find that Davies has a small sailing boat named The Dulcibella, not the comfortable crewed yacht that he expected.

Davies gradually reveals that he suspects that the Germans are undertaking something sinister in the German Frisian islands, based on his belief that he was nearly wrecked by a German yacht luring him into a shoal in rough weather.  Carruthers and Davies sail back to the Frisian Islands and spend some time exploring the shallow tidal waters of the area, moving closer to the mysterious site where there is a rumoured secret treasure recovery project in progress. They are watched by a German navy patrol boat, which warns them away from the area.

Taking advantage of a thick fog,  Davies navigates them covertly through the complicated sandbanks in a small boat to investigate the site. They find that it is actually the centre of a German plan to invade England. The invasion plan is master-minded by a renegade Englishman, but Davies has fallen in love with his daughter and he does not want to hurt her by revealing her father's treason. Eventually they manage to escape with the information and the invasion plan is foiled.


N.B.  More on this subject is to come.

Man in the Corner Shop

As I stated earlier I will be providing an ongoing commentary on the brilliance of The Jam.  In the opinion of Ghost of a Ne'er do Well one of their most prescient and enduring songs is Man in the Corner Shop.  It is a slice of British Life which exposes the Class Divided nature of our declining island in a very succinct form.


See Below:

Puts up the closed sign does the man in the corner shop
Serves his last then he says goodbye to him
He knows it is a hard life
But its nice to be your own boss really

Walks off home does the last customer
He is jealous of the man in the corner shop
He is sick of working at the factory
Says it must be nice to be your own boss (really)

Sells cigars to the boss from the factory
He is jealous is the man in the corner shop
He is sick of struggling so hard
Says it must be nice to own a factory

Go to church do the people from the area
All shapes and classes sit and pray together
For here they are all one
For God created all men equal

 To hear this wonderful song -
See here: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yPdFQc1w5Ys

N.B.  This post is dedicated to my wonderful friend Annie Sands.

Interview with Paul Mattick Jnr

I was teased by Paul's statement about what were once referred to as 'Developing Nations' now being generally referred to as 'Developing Markets'.  Not only that, his analysis of post WW2 Capitalism is absolutely correct in my view.

See here: http://www.brooklynrail.org/2011/06/express/the-economic-crisis-in-fact-and-fictionpaul-mattick-with-john-clegg-and-aaron-benanav

And if you care to discuss I'd be delighted to hear from you!

Nuts in May

Do You Sing, Ray?

Well Done Ray!

I am no expert a la Dr Mark Kermode as a film critic and like most people I have my own singular tastes.  Nuts in May being one of my favourite films.  This Mike Leigh classic has much to recommend it and more will follow upon this subject as Ghost of a Ne'er do Well develops its' film criticism.

For a taster see here:  http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=daEocG2dKCU

And enjoy!

Fork Handles?

The genius of the Two Ronnies meets the quiet desperation of the Labourer and the Petit Bourgeois Shop Keeper. 

See here: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Cz2-ukrd2VQ

Lieutenant Colonel Kojak Slaphead the Third

The Bald Brummies Against the Bigfoot Conspiracy Party appear on a political discussion panel during Partridge Over Britain.  Fascinating tactics!

See here: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lqdZOGEU1qw

Child Poverty - Who Cares?

In the UK, 3.8 million children live in poverty, defined as a family surviving on less than 60% of the average household income  - that's one in three under-16s in the UK.  

Meanwhile, 1.6 million youngsters live in severe poverty, defined as surviving on less than 50% of the average UK household income.  The charity Save the Children says more than one in five children now lives in severe poverty in 29 areas of the country.  The highest proportion – 27% – is in Manchester and the London borough of Tower Hamlets. More than 20% of children experience severe poverty in Birmingham and Liverpool.

An eight-year-old from the north of the UK explains... 

"I won't be doing swimming or having any Ice-cream. We don't go to the Seaside.  About this credit crunchy thing. It's stopped all the money and we've got no food."   A quick check of the fridge reveals two small bottles of medicine and a two-litre jug of milk. "We had to have tea at, like, almost 12 o'clock at night… and we've got no cereal, nowt, and I could go, like, another week with no food, but I'll at least have to have a biscuit or something. My mum says… she's gonna try and fill the cupboard up as much as she can, and that she's gonna put some money away,"

Sally Copley, Save the Children's head of UK policy, said ... "Children up and down the country are going to sleep at night in homes with no heating, without eating a proper meal and without proper school uniforms to put on in the morning. No child should be born without a chance. It is a national scandal that 1.6 million children are growing up in severe poverty."

 

Ghost of a Ne'er do Well  has heard it all before - ad nauseum. When will these well-meaning, sincere but deluded critics of poverty begin to understand the cause and the cure and start demanding real solutions and stop the needless suffering of children and young people?  That's the real scandal !

The Capitalist Mode of Production

Karl Marx gives us a useful description of the capitalist mode of production.

“Capitalist production rests on the fact that the productive worker sells
his own labour-power as a commodity to the capitalist, in whose hands it
then functions simply as an element of his productive capital. This
transaction (the sale and purchase of labour-power) does not just
introduce the production process, but implicitly determines its specific character.

The production of a use-value, and even of a commodity
(something that can also be undertaken by independent productive workers)
is here only a means for the production of absolute and relative
surplus-value for the capitalist.

In analyzing the production process, therefore, we saw how the production of absolute and relative surplus-value determines  the duration of the daily labour process, and
the whole social and technical shape of capitalist production. It is within this process that the distinction emerges between the mere maintenance of value (of the constant capital value), the actual reproduction of value advanced (the equivalent for labour-power), and the production of surplus-value, i.e. of value for which the capitalist neither advanced a previous equivalent, nor advances one after the event.

The appropriation of surplus-value (of value over and above the equivalent
of the value advanced by the capitalist), even though it is introduced by
the purchase and sale of labour-power, is an act performed within the
production process itself, and forms an essential moment of the latter."

.”

(Capital Volume II, p461 – Penguin Classics edition)

Managing Decline

Feel-Good Factor?

The Conservative-Liberal Coalition government in Britain appears to be very adroit and fleet of foot at one thing only.  That is in managing the process of the gradual decline of British capitalism and the influence of the British state in world affairs.  This post-world war 2 process started in 1951 when the Egyptian government announced its’ intention to eject Britain from the Suez Canal Zone and take control of Sudan.  And many more historical moments have taken place since then that have intensified the now almost complete process of imperial decline.  Ghost of a Ne’er do Well will be alighting upon some of those events in due course.

Right now, the coalitions' attempts at instilling a feel-good factor into the general population have been courtesy of a visit from il Papa from the Church of Rome, a new baby for the rosy cheeked posh boy Prime Minister Cameron, the recent Royal Wedding of William Wales and Kate Middleton – and to trump it all a state visit by President Obama of the USA.  But none of it has worked. 

People in general are thoroughly pissed off with the status quo.  And the general sense of ill ease and discombobulation is palpable across British Society. As I have argued earlier we face a thorough going crisis of ruling class legitimacy.  

How much longer can this malaise continue?

Only as long as we want it to!  There is a solution.  And it is to be found in a rejeuvenated working class solidarity which rejects reforms and palliatives in order to keep us a bit sweeter in the short term.  It also resides in a genuine desire to learn and to educate ourselves about the potential we have within us.  We need not sell our bodies and mental capacities to mendacious capitalists.  We can make the world for the majority and no longer be slaves to the wages system of production.  Our common endeavour can create a democratic world society in which production will be based upon need and not elitist profit, we can abolish money and utilise the resources of the earth for the benefit of all, no matter how disempowered some of our fellow world citizens may seem to be today.

Rather than being acquiescent in a ruling class project which will only see us sink further into the gutter, let us look up at the stars and aspire to a new form of society in which hope trumps desperation and the World Socialist future is the only way forward for all of us.

CRISIS

 The Summer School

Fircroft College, Selly Oak, Birmingham

Friday 22^nd – Sunday 24^th July 2011

We missed systemic risks... said a group of eminent economists in a letter to the Queen, explaining why they had not spotted the credit crunch coming. What system? What risks? Assuming the economists are right, does this not demand that we think about changing the system instead of tinkering with it or changing the people in the top jobs?

 We are currently living through the most serious crisis since the Great Depression of the 1930s – a crisis with economic, ecological, social and political dimensions. At our annual weekend of talks and discussion, the Socialist Party will be examining our predicament in all these dimensions, and considering whether system change is a practical response to humanity’s problems.

Speakers and Discussions include:

The Causes Of Crisis – A Marxian View
Stuart Watkins

The Crisis And The Welfare State
Mike Foster

Capitalism, Natural Disasters And The Axe Of God
Paddy Shannon

There Is No Crisis
Simon Wigley

What Are The Goals Of The Working Class?
Bill Martin

Please consider coming along. It’s always a great weekend of talks, discussion, good food, drink and camaraderie. 

For more information see here: http://www.worldsocialism.org/spgb/sumskool.html

Morning Coffee with The Men They Couldn't Hang


The original line-up of Stefan Cush (Vocals, Guitar), Paul Simmonds (Guitar, Bouzouki, Mandolin, Keyboards), Philip "Swill" Odgers (Vocals, Guitar, Tin Whistle, Melodica), Jon Odgers (Drums, Percussion) and Shanne Bradley (Bass Guitar) formed The Men They Coudn't Hang in 1983. 

Since the release of their acclaimed first single The Green Fields of France in 1984 to their latest studio album Devil on the Wind  they have made some of the most vital and socially relevant music of the last 30 years.  The core of the band, Cush, Simmonds and Swill remains intact and as exciting as ever both on record and in their amazing live performances.  Having been introduced to the band as a teen by the legendary DJ John Peel I have seen them live 26 times since 1985.  It is a truism that they are the only band who have ever inspired me to take off my shirt and jump upon the shoulders of a big sweaty bequiffed stranger.

The clip below from the 25th Anniversary DVD of The Men They Couldn't Hang says much more than I ever could - See Here:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fMWTAzi7drg&feature=related

Notwithstanding the above, Ghost of a Ne'er do Well was delighted to catch up recently for Morning Coffee with Chief Songwriter Paul Simmonds. 

I have admired your music for a long time as you know Paul.  But I’m interested to find out what really got you started and inspired?

I was a late starter in music though my brother and uncle both played from an early age. From about age 14 I wanted to be a writer and I’d started about 3 novels by the time i was 16 - all of them about death and sex!

I turned 18 in 1977 which was a pretty good year to turn 18. I got into punk and met Swill and we formed a band straight away (Catch 22), learning how to play as we went along.  We saw all the bands except the Sex Pistols but we were mad on The Clash – followed them everywhere, sleeping out at train stations and all the rest.

A couple of years later we were supporting them on the 16 Tons Tour – it was like a dream.  At that point I knew what I wanted to do – write songs and play guitar. It was just about waiting for the timing to be right.  It took a few more years but eventually we nailed the style I had been looking for.



From left: Shanne, Paul, Swill, Cush (front) Jon (back)

By the time 1983 arrived the British scene was quite plastic – Thompson Twins and Flock of Seagulls et al – and I was living in a 2 bedroom flat with 8 other people.  Cush (Vocals and Guitar) was one of the local pirates; shoplifting and selling weed etc.  He loved early Rock n Roll and Gaelic laments; we still loved hot punk records but also folk and early raw country.  And we just put it all together and added other passions like history, storytelling and a bit of a fuck you attitude.  We were just plain anti-authority really and still are. Childish perhaps but there it is, that’s The Men They Couldn’t Hang!

The classic second TMTCH 7"single Ironmasters can be heard here: 
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xfBcU-tycaM&feature=fvsr

How did you set about dealing with ‘The Music Industry’?


Paul Simmonds



Our unconscious tactic was to walk into every punch, kick, trick, stab in the back and keep on walking through the pain!  The Jake la Motta option. It was only after they had left us for dead that we picked ourselves up and began to get cuter. Now we do everything ourselves. We are still going while most of those labels and publishers  are at death’s door.  Not that I’m bitter but it gives me a real kick to watch the music industry flounder.

When they junked vinyl and brought in CD’s they could only see the cash from recycling back catalogues. I don’t think they understood that by getting into digital they were committing suicide. Now they whine about piracy. Not that I think any artist’s music should be free, but I have found that if you have an audience that cares about your output they are not only happy to pay for it, but insist on doing so. They understand that’s how artists keep themselves going.

You’ve had to work with and deal with some challenging people over the years – has it been a joy?




The Men They Couldn't Hang 
No Followers No Leaders

In fact the most challenging relationships are within the band itself. We are all strong characters in our own way. There are no followers and no leaders; we work things out through mutual respect. Our live work is hard – we don’t tour in luxury.

Most of the time we’ll drive back from anywhere as far north as Newcastle in order to save money. It’s not a lot of fun at 4 a.m. in an uncomfortable seat toiling down the M1 after a show. And we do that night after night.  We have had to be mentally, physically and emotionally very tough. 

We all have day jobs too – I drive a van. There are times when you think you are going to crack under the sheer grim slog you go through for that hour and a half on stage – all the relationships you’ve ruined, the not sleeping, the not washing, the drinking and the drugs and all the stupid madness. It takes its toll but fortunately we are a hard and relentless band.

Swill Odgers

Your music is infused with passion and ideas about social justice – is that what inspires you?

Cush performing with TMTCH at Tolpuddle 2007

I'm not really a political philosopher; I’m not even an activist like
Billy Bragg.  I'm a songwriter and a story teller.  But I have a strong
emotional reaction to bullying - and our economic and political
culture is epic bullying of the weakest.  So there is a part of me
that, in a Billy Liar way, is motivated by loathing and revenge
towards classic British self righteous pomposity and the vain self
interest of the bureaucratic class.

It revolts me how access to money always determines outcomes in our
society.  Whenever I see the media refer to malcontents and rabble
rousers i think - well, that's me. Take all the posh kids in the music
world now - Coldplay, Florence, Lily Allen, Mumford and Son, la Roux,
the list is endless. 

It's as if working class kids aren't allowed to make music anymore because they haven't got the connections or money to sit back and plot for 2 years. This posh music stinks of privilege and indulgence.  I do like a rant but i'm just as happy writing songs about pirates or the Quakers on the Mayflower to be honest.  Robert Louis Stevenson is as much of an icon to me as Thomas Paine.

Latest Studio Album

What is the Future?

The future will be what we don’t expect. I think the greatest achievement is to live with a clear conscience. Personally I am proud to be the chief songwriter of The Men They Couldn’t Hang and I hope to go on adding to our huge portrait of Britain until I fall over in exhaustion!  But that's a long way off.



Many thanks to Paul for his interesting and honest insights into an incredible career spanning more than a generation.  It would require a book or academic study to document and do justice to the career of The Men They Couldn't Hang and all their individual and spin off projects.  The best place to start in the meantime is the official band website at:  www.tmtch.net

There will be more on TMTCH from Ghost of a Ne'er do Well in the future!