Dirty Carl Show Vol.15

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Hey kids! It's been exactly 12 years since we humans thought that all computers and radar technologies would fail, causing us to spiral into a new dark age.

Just like when I'm hanging out with the chicks... nothing happened and we carried about like lemmings anxiously awaiting robotic vacuums and hand held devices that do everything for you and such. How lazy and entitled have we become? Jesus... we can't even drive our vehicles without updating our statuses.

"I'm driving. Have to pee!" Ouch.

Anyway, I'm not sour on any of it because I still 'sweep' up my house, don't facebook, and still have a flip phone that doesn't text. To each their own. Now, I'd like you to have a listen to the Dirty Carl Show Volume # 15. It's a departure from the garage rock and sleazy beats I usually play. This one is perfect for relaxing while you switch on your Roomba and lazily gaze at its hypnotic movements. It also makes a great gift for your girlfriend!

Be advised: This show goes great with mimosas!

1. Allo Darlin' - Silver dollars

2. Cardigans - Plain parade

3. Zee Avi - Darlin' it ain't easy

4. Belle & Sebastian - There's too much love

5. Dirty Carl Break

6. Tennis - Down in the woods

7. Camera Obscura - Honey in the sun

8. Arctic Monkeys - That's where you're wrong

9. Best Coast - When you wake up

10. Girls - Laura

11. Jessica Lea Mayfield - Blue skies

12. The Strokes - Gratisfaction

13. Dirty Carl Break # 2

14. Marine Girls - Dishonesty

15. Tim Cohen - I come alive

16. Agent Ribbons - Ars moriendi

17. Dirty Carl Break # 3

Happy Holidays from Dirty Carl!

Remember: Don't drink and drive this New Year's Holiday. You run the risk of puking in your car and that smell lingers even after a few cleanings. You'll never get laid again, plus you won't be able to listen to my show. That's way worse than no below the belt wranglin'. isn't it?

Dirty Carl Show Vol. # 14

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It's almost Christmas time... a time where even the most dark hearted Satanists come together and exchange gifts, sit around the cauldron, and make sweety sweet love to corpses. Wait... what?

I actually don't remember what I was going to say so I'll improvise as best I can...

Aw, fuck it. Kim Jong died today. I like trains. Here's the latest addidtion to the Dirty Carl radio hour... # 14... it ain't for sissies or bitchy cunties. Really... what the fuck am I saying?


BE ADVISED: This show is great with whiskey!

1. Ty Segall - Cherry Red
2. Sic Alps - L'Mansion
3. Reigning Sound - Lyin' girl
4. Tyvek - 4312
5. Germs - Richie Dagger's crime
6. John Wesley Coleman - Come on cops
7. King Khan & BBQ - Pig pig
8. Last Year's Men - In my car
9. Miss Ludella Black - This heart is condemned
10. Moonhearts - I hate myself
11. Mummies - I'm down
12. Oblivians - Dearest darling
13. Pow Wows - Do the splash
14. Shannon & The Clams - Sleep talk
15. Strange Boys - Poem Party
16. Thee Oh Sees - Wrong idea
17. Tijuana Panthers - Don't shoot your guns
18. Traditional Fools - Rock N' Roll baby
19. Des Roar - Tunnel of love
20. Cramps - Save it
21. Coachwhips - Goodnight good buy

Think I'm kidding?

Dirty Carl Show # 13: Halloween 2011

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Hello folks, it's time for another round of my radio show.... The Dirty Carl Radio Hour!

This particular episode is a little bit longer than an hour, but I'm sure you won't mind one bit.

I've had a pretty rough October, but I'm looking to turn that around. Now, if only Highlyann would have any desire to recreate that one beautiful Thanksgiving we shared... I'd be game. Actually... no. It was a cool day though.

Here is what you're in for:

1. Dirty carl intro,

2. Agent Ribbons - Your love is the smallest doll

3. Ben Wolcott - Someday (Strokes cover)

4. The Oh Sees - If I stay too long

5. Spectrals - Bonus jam

6. Adam Green - What a waster

7. The Cardigans - Sabbath bloody sabbath

8. Demons Claws - It's over

7. White Fence - Growing faith

8. Girls - Lust for life

9. Strange Boys - Me and you

10. Camera Obscura - If looks could kill

11. Jesus and Mary Chain - Surfin' USA

12. Mastabeta - No hits

13. Cooley & Munson - Sightly Sue

14. Magic Kids - Candy

15. Des Roar - Paranoia

16. Fresh & Onlys - Arms advice

17. Karen Elson - The ghost who walks

18. Mikal Cronin - Is it alright

19. Tom Carlisle - The look of nothing

Oh yeah... boo!

Video of the week!

Attention witches:

Your day is just around the corner.

Des Roar - The watchers

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The Detroit Cobras, Dan Sartain, Ty Segall, The Greenhornes.... all highly respected bands, agreed?

Gringo Starr, Doppelganger, Two Tears, Dead Sparrows... all bands you should know more about, agreed?

What does all of this name dropping aim to prove? Well, for one thing it proves that Des Roar has been quietly fluttering beneath the radar for quite some time touring constantly with these bands, but it has indeed been enough time for these NYC Rock N' Rollers to embed themselves within a scene so fickle it may dump you a minute after you ask it to the prom. Guess what? Des Roar have a whole bag of corsets to supply your little young frames with and nothing suffers because of it.

What we have here is a band that has made music from the standpoint that a glass of Powers whiskey atop a bar has. The glass of beautiful booze is looking out at the crowd and you know beyond the shadow of a doubt that it's making fun of you, but not in a mean spirited way. No dude... it just wants you to have a good time and it wants to get you laid. There is no difference between it and the music of Des Roar.

(Don't mind the Gorillaz-esque artowrk)

Like a tagged up locomotive this band rumbles down the track. Sure, they're not breaking any new ground, but they ain't no copy cats either. What we have here is a solid Rock N' Roll record from a gang of kids who've adopted the LES as their place to be for the past decade or so.

That's not to say that they've abandoned their West coast sunshine and surf roots... no way man. This entire record is equal parts sun, surf, and subway train. It's easily the soundtrack to fucking, fighting, drinking, and breaking up. In fact, I'd be surprised if some douche bag record company guy didn't make a slimy appearance at the next ten of their shows just trying to coerce them into signing the wrong type of deal where their tunes are lent to reality shows to give those show insta-cred, but Ben, Ryan, Lyla, and Alan know so much better. They know that money isn't king. They know that as customers of Rock N' Roll, they need to provide something a whole lot better than all the rest of the shit clogging up peoples Ipod's.

Folks, the Robot has NEVER given you a bad road to follow. I've covered this band in the past and have done so with no expectation of having people disagree. Hold on...

ATTENTION OH ROBOT READERS:

Enjoy The Watchers by Des Roar!

R.I.Y.L. Detroit Cobras, Jesus and Mary chain, The (old) Strokes, Ty Segall, and the like...

And don't forget to check Kloke Records here.

It's their first release and what a strong first release it is!

http://www.klokerecords.com/

Who is Dirty Carl? This is lust potion # 9

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Hey gang, it's been a while, but that don't mean we can't still steal a car and hang out, right? Cool... I didn't think you were that lame. A lot has happened since we last spoke, but I'm still alive and that's what matters most.

How's Rock n' Roll these days, huh? As far as I can tell it ain't too good with all this electronical bleep and bloop going around lately. Then there's all that moany, gothy, bloop bleep. Jesus, does anyone still play guitar with purpose anymore?

I swear, it it wasn't for San Francisco, garage rock would take that exit door it takes every couple of years. We don't want that. No sir.

Anyway, I've been busy sure, but I started doing a little radio show that I think some of you guys and gals will enjoy. It's called the Dirty Carl Show and I will be your host... Dirty Carl. I'm handsome, love dogs, and haven't had tail in a million years. Take me home to your momma!

Enjoy show # 9. Leave a comment.

1. King Lollipop - Cheeseburger and fries

2. Agent Ribbons - Chelsea, let's go join the circus

3. April March - Moto Shag

4. Jeffrey Novak - Queen of moods

5. Earth Girl Helen Brown - I wanna do it

6. Charles Manson - Never say never to always

7. John Wesley Coleman - Basketball

8. Exrays - Everything goes

9. Fresh & Onlys - Come dance with me

10. Personal and The Pizzas - I don't wanna be no personal pizza

11. White Fence - Growing faith

12. Ty Segall - I got stoned

13. Libertines - Seven deadly sins

14. Sonic Chicken Four - Cool song

15. Belle & Sebastian - Step into my office, baby

16. Cardigans - Plain parade

17. Dr. Dog - My old ways

18. Zombies - What more can I do

19. Camera Obscura - Eighties fan

20. Misty Morgan - Strange new world

21. Magic Kids - Hey boy

22. Trachtenburg Family Slideshow Players - Look at me

23. Morrissey - You were good in your time

24. Dirty Carl Break

So, that's where it went... shit!

I don't know about you, but I've had my share of bikes stolen from me. Now I know who did it. He's still likable and honestly, all he'd have to do is ask instead of walking around with those heavy bolt cutters.

Greg Cartwright and TGL.

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Last year the ever prolific Greg Cartwright released a live album at a little bar in Milwaukee entitled Greg Cartwright live at the Circle A. While it didn't blow me away, it was still cool to hear him in such an intimate setting. The high point however is the crowd itself... he must have been pumped to have such a group of people sitting cross legged at his feet.

Anyway, this is the 7 inch that came with that album as a nice little bonus. It features three songs which are cool takes on early Compulsive Gamblers, Oblivians, and his solo tunes. He's backed by The Goodnight Loving who I am not a fan of, but can still admit that they did a fine job at backing a legend.