Run of Play is down for maintenance. We will be back soon, like Fernando Torres's form, only actually. Happy holidays!

Also, I just saw Tintin. It was great, though I kept expecting Captain Haddock to start overpraising a routine Steven Gerrard clearance. "That's how you do it, lad," he'd breathe, "you great majestic beautiful untamed beast." I guess what I'm saying is, I hope Andy Gray keeps landing voice work.