AAAAHHHHHHHH I AM ARTUR BORUC AND THIS IS A LIST OF THINGS THAT MADE ME ANGRY THIS WEEK:
1. STANDING BEHIND ME -- I HATE WHEN PEOPLE STAND BEHIND ME!!!!!!!!!!! IF YOU WANT TO TALK TO ME YOU SHOULD STAND IN FRONT OF ME SO I CAN MAKE DIRECT EYE CONTACT FOR UNCOMFORTABLY LONG PERIODS OF TIME AND CRANE KICK YOU IN THE CHIN IF YOU SAY ANYTHING THAT IS OFFENSIVE OR BORING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
2. CLUB TIJUANA'S MASCOT -- I WANT TO BE FRIENDS WITH IT AND LIFT WEIGHTS WHILE WATCHING ART FILMS TOGETHER!!!!!!!!!!! WE CAN TALK ABOUT PUNCHING THINGS WHEN WE DON'T WANT EACH OTHER TO NOTICE THAT WE HAVE TEARS IN OUR EYES AND EAT OMELETS IN UNCOMFORTABLE SILENCE!!!!!!!!!!! AHHHHHHHH I WANT THAT SO BAD!!!!!!!!!
3. MARCUS HAHNEMANN COLABORATING WITH A HEAVY METAL BAND -- WHY CAN'T THIS BE ME?!??!?!?!? I GUARANTEE I AM BETTER HEADBANGER THAN HE IS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! LAST NIGHT I WAS HEADBANGING TO TAYLOR SWIFT SONGS AND I DID IT SO HARD THAT I PUT THE AIR IN A COMA AND STARTED A SMALL FIRE JUST FROM MY RAPID NECK MOVEMENTS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I ALSO PAINTED A MODEL SAILBOAT BUT THAT WAS COMPLETELY UNRELATED!!!!!!!!!!
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