I thought I’d left political geekiness behind but that neglected facet of my character is being richly indulged by the farce that is the ongoing collapse of the Atlantic Bridge – a helpless Liam Fox perched atop it. It was always obvious that the Bridge wasn’t just a talking shop for hawks and a social club for the elites, it was an ego-trip for its founder. The details of his little enterprise are amusing…

The crisis facing the defence secretary, Liam Fox, over his links to his self-styled adviser and friend, Adam Werritty, has deepened after it emerged that Werritty ran a controversial charity from inside Fox’s office in the houses of parliament.

The Guardian has established that Werritty used Fox’s room 341 in the MPs’ block at Portcullis House as the official headquarters of a rightwing charity, the Atlantic Bridge, which works in conjunction with a major US business lobby group. The office was provided to Fox at taxpayers’ expense while he was in opposition until last year.

Was Fox never, y’know – working in it? Hrm – if he wasn’t it may not be something to lament.

It also emerged that between 2007 and 2010, Werritty earned more than £90,000 as chief executive of the Atlantic Bridge, and that the most senior civil servant in the Ministry of Defence had warned Fox about his connections to Werritty.

£90,000? Goodness, well, I’ve no complaints if Fox wants to squander the money of his donors – arch-Tory Michael Hintze, BICOM deputy Michael Lewis and the lobbyists at the American Legislative Exchange Council – but what was that generous salary for? Besides some bits and bobs of interventionist rhetoric they bunged onto their website they never published anything. Their “work” consisted of the odd speech and cocktail party. Werrity has been a glorified event planner and an idle one at that.

One way he’s earned his wage is posing as an adviser to Liam Fox. This is what begun this week’s controversy – because the man was never on the public payroll and never had his background checked. Despite this, he accompanied Fox on official visits and brokered important meetings. He’s been the fantastic one’s loyal companion for some time. In this report from the 2009 Herzliya Conference – where Fox spoke on a panel that asked “Can European-Israeli Relations be Decoupled from the Palestinian Issue?” – he’s grandly described as an “Advisor, Office of Shadow Defense Secretary”.

Me? I don’t really care. I’m far more troubled by Fox’s open relationship with powermongers and plutocrats than his secretive one with an obscurity. Still, in a world enthusiastic about protocol I’m sure these sloppy dealings will be more harmful to his career. In truth, I feel just a little sorry for the Minister. (Cruel, if hilarious, picture notwithstanding. From the Daily Mash.) As powerful as he is, he’d clearly hoped to be so much more. Through the Bridge he’d managed to surround himself with veritable sultans of statecraft – Rove, Ashcroft, Kissinger – and he’s ended up as just another dubious and derided little politician. C’est la vie. Or something.

Another in a series (1, 2). To restate…

…the tabloids rail against the sexualisation of children while sexualising kids. The Helen Lovejoys of this world can gasp in shock at images of scantily-clad youths while the Herberts of it leer at the same photographs.

Last week the Mail informed us that 15-year-old Kendall Jenner was “growing up too fast” by taking part in a “somewhat risque” photo-shoot. This didn’t stop it re-printing the photos and leering over her “mean-looking bondage heels” and “laviscious” stare. They’ve outdone themselves today by printing a collection of photos of the young Ms. Jenner in a series of swimsuits. Just to show they’re, like, totally not encouraging the lust of male readers, though, they’ve given these ginormous pictures captions like “Kendall is transforming into quite the model, but is she losing her childhood” and “there is no doubting Kendall’s model looks, but many believe she is too young for some of the work”. Yeah, because you really give a shit, don’t you.

As far as I can tell people applaud or abhor criticism of the recently deceased depending on whether they’ve admired their lives. If they have then such a deed is ugly and immoral; if they haven’t it can be refreshing and courageous. This seems hypocritical but I guess it needn’t be – after all, if someone’s admirable they don’t merit criticism; if they’re not they may do. Thing is, though, if you accept raspberries at some funerals it’s hard to condemn others merely for being disrespectful. You have to say why they’re illegitimate in that case. Or, indeed, ignore the soulless bastards altogether.

Is it fair to chastise those who’ve just popped their clogs? If you’re criticising the reaction to a death rather than the dead person themselves – such as when Princess Diana bought it – that’s different. It’s as futile as trying to split the atom with a knife and can seem desperately pompous and self-congratulatory but if you’re prepared to risk that, well – fair enough.

What, however, if you’re aiming spitballs at the dead themselves? First, there’s celebrating death. I can see the point if their demise prevents greater harm but if it’s just because you take pleasure in their pain — well, you’d have to be a morbid bastard, wouldn’t you? I mean, life is short and the world’s a big, intriguing place; there must be something better you can do.

Criticising people once they’re gone may be a worthwhile task, however, if they’ve been of consequence. The memorialisation of such people’s life and work can be political inasmuch as it defines the acts contained within them as worthy or unworthy of being honoured. If you disagree with the popular analysis it’s probably worth speaking up at some point or another before that perception is enshrined in history. On the other hand, it isn’t terribly productive in the aftermath of their demise. We find it hard enough to resist our biases; when they’ve been strengthened by emotion and self-righteousness they’re nigh-on unimpeachable. Conflict only fortifies these reactions so the people who’ll most benefit are masochists and sadists.

This is funny…

This is cool…

This is just awesome…

(Oh, sure, the last one makes it longer than five minutes but, still – it was awesome.)

Liam Fox, our ridiculous Defence Secretary, has been in the news after it was revealed that he’s been giving a friend of his access to MoD files. This pal, the Guardian reports, had run a think tank Fox has established. This, coincidentally, was dissolved last week after the Charity Commission said that, well – its activities weren’t very charitable…

A charity set up by Liam Fox, the defence secretary, has been dissolved by its trustees after criticism by the Charity Commission.

The Atlantic Bridge, which had already been suspended for promoting Conservative party policies in defiance of regulations, was founded by Fox and run by his close friend Adam Werritty.

Fox’s relationship with Werrity was drawn into question when the Guardian revealed Werritty had visited Fox at Ministry of Defence offices 14 times in the past 16 months.

Oh, that think tank.

I don’t know why I spent so much time raking through the details of a minor league think tank. (I even made a Wikipedia page for the blasted thing.) Still, while it’s in the news it’s worth revisiting. The Atlantic Bridge was set up to give British and American conservatives a chance to meet and share ideas and, in Fox’s words, create an “intellectual framework that will strengthen the special relationship”. It was, then, the sort of “social club” that sociologist William Domhoff claims provides elites with opportunities to “reach consensus” and “affirm cohesion”.

(more…)

It always surprises me how poorly headlines can reflect the facts they purport to digest. I guess it shouldn’t, though. That’s not always their purpose. In yesterday’s Telegraph, for example, I saw the reader-seizing  headline

Lockerbie bomber: my role in attack has been exaggerated

The Independent plumped for

My role was exaggerated, says Lockerbie bomber

The implication is that Megrahi admitted to a role in the attack but not as large a one as has been claimed. In its editorial the Scotsman ran with this…

…what he apparently said was the West “exaggerated” his involvement – if so, hardly the ringing denial some of his apologists would have hoped for or expected. As has long been suspected, it seems to confirm his involvement at the very least as part of a team rather than a mastermind.

This, however, is the quote we’re given to support this theory…

The West exaggerated my name.

This sounds ambiguous but the idea that it’s an admission of guilt is premised on a huge assumption. It asserts that he’s been made to seem like somebody he’s not – that, alone, isn’t an admission of anything; it’s merely a denial. The fact that he’s consistently maintained his innocence leads me to feel that if he’d own up to the crime he’d do it less vaguely. (And, besides, if he was complicit I doubt he’d have had a minor role – obviously I don’t know how the man’s brain works but then he could have surely owned up and received a shorter sentence.)

This quote may be relevant…

In a few months from now, you will see new facts that will be announced.

This might be a reference to the Scottish Criminal Cases Review Commission report, which cast doubt on Megrahi’s prosecution and was set to be released last month.

I’m still drawing no conclusion as to what transpired in December 1988. Clearly, though, I’m a minority there.

The last post was rather earnest. Thus, apropos of nothing, I give you…

…the funky Gibbon.

I’ve long admired John Gray, and the bracing pessimism of his Straw Dogs and Black Mass. Lately, though, I’ve felt that his campaign against the idea of human progress has become a little, er – stangant. In this month’s Prospect he casts a somewhat disdainful eye across Steven Pinker’s The Better Angels of Our Nature - which argues that humankind has been growing more peaceable. You will, I hope, forgive me if I indulge in that most meta of bloggish pursuits: the review of a review.

He writes…

All the trends that supposedly lie behind the Long Peace are contingent and reversible.

This is true. A few years ago I came across a book, A History of Torture, whose author warned that “surfaces changes on [human nature] are largely impermanent” and warned that “the outbreak of mass cruelty is never an impossibility”. That book was written in 1940. Even 60 years later, even in nations which pose as beacons of civilisation, this cruelty has been all too real.

On the other hand, reversible progress is still progress. We’re no angels but it’s pretty evident that we’re less barbarous than our ancestors – who, as explored by people such as Lawrence Keeley in War Before Civilisation, would kill men as easily as they’d eat steaks. And, indeed, I’ll go out on a limb and say we’re less vindictive than our witch-burning elders; less bigoted than our slave-owning forefathers and more averse to bloodshed than than the great-Grandfathers who’d drop everything – their hats n’ all – and go to war. I’m sure I’m not the only one who thinks this is valuable.

Gray also appears to underestimate the resilience of these developments. For example, illustrating the contention that “violence will surely return” he points to…

…attacks on minorities and immigrants by neo-fascists in Europe, the popular demonstrations against austerity in Greece and the English riots of the past summer…

Well, yes, but aside from an unhinged Norwegian we’ve seen no mass slayings of the untermensch, and for all the chaos of the riots in Greece and England we’ve seen no orgies of murder and rape. So, even the people who return to more barbarous states are constrained by fairly hardy inhibitions.

I’ll agree, however, that this progress has sprung from reversible trends. Thus, it’s in our interests to identify and preserve them. (It’s all very well to ponder the extent of moral progress but if it’s reversible it’s not an academic exercize. By Gray’s reckoning someone could charge in and behead me at any second.) Pinker claims that wealth has played a role but Gray offers a warning that I’m sympathetic to…

Steadily-growing prosperity may act as a kind of tranquilliser, but there is no reason to think the increase of wealth can go on indefinitely…

Indeed. And with only the descendants of Pangloss insisting that we’re in for anything but financial turbulence this is cause for concern.

Gray seems doubtful that ideas have a major role…

For a devoted Darwinist like Pinker to maintain that the world is being pacified by the spread of a particular world view is deeply ironic. There is nothing in Darwinism to suggest that ideas and beliefs can transform human life.

We’ve been here before. Me, I think ideas are very powerful. I mean, Gray notes that Pinker cites figures of the Enlightenment to show the “importan[ce] [of] the adoption of a particular view of the world” and responds…

…these are highly disparate thinkers, and it is far from clear that any coherent philosophy could have “coalesced” from their often incompatible ideas. The difficulty would be magnified if Pinker included Marx, Bakunin and Lenin, who undeniably belong within the extended family of intellectual movements that comprised the Enlightenment, but are left off the list. Like other latter-day partisans of “Enlightenment values,” Pinker prefers to ignore the fact that many Enlightenment thinkers have been doctrinally anti-liberal, while quite a few have favoured the large-scale use of political violence…

So, we have Marx and Lenin as examples of ideologues who had malign effects. But, hey, Gray, you can’t deny they had effects. As, indeed, did elements of Enlightenment humanism, which – if not, indeed, a “coherent philosophy” – helped develop and popularise concepts like rationalism, liberalism and secularism.

One might say, correctly, that ideas don’t spring from an environmental vacuum. While they’re influenced by the conditions of their time, through – and gain appeal through their responses to them – that needn’t mean they’re determined by their situation. (The state of Weimar Republic, for example, meant anti-establishment ideas with an emphasis on collectivism and comradeship seemed appealing, but they could still be as divergent as the commies’ and the fascists’.)

Such ideas, good or bad, the proceed to influence new social conditions. Promoting the helpful ones and opposing the bad is thus a crucial task. That, I guess, is why people feel moved to write long articles in magazines like Prospect.

Here’s an interesting glimpse into the human psyche: research has discovered that we take the suffering of people more or less seriously if we find them likeable or not. It sounds obvious – we empathise with those we favour – but it could have weighty implications. Whether or not you make a good first impression on a nurse, for example, could be the difference between having MRSA swiftly diagnosed and being told that you should use a more potent brand of spot cream.

A Japanese company claims to have invented a “toilet bike” – a motorcycle with a commode perched atop it. The eccentric rider empties their bowels and the waste is converted to biogas. It all sounds convenient but I find it hard to believe that a rider could power the bike on their faeces alone. Even if it’s possible, the amount of beans, prunes and bran they’d have to chow down may expend more energy than the bike would save. And, besides, what if they’re roaring down a lonesome highway and find themselves, er, blocked? Are filling stations going to offer petrol, diesel and bran?

A new report claims that climate change will make the growth of cocoa beans more difficult. The land on which it’s been produced will, the scientists claim, be too hot to sustain growth. Other foodstuffs said to be threatened by global warming are coffee, French wine and Italian pasta. At the risk of trivialising an issue of potentially monumental seriousness, does this explain why environmental activism is disproportionately high among the middle classes?

Everyone has “black card” situations. What’s a black card situation? (Why am I asking myself a question when I already know the answer?) Well, the kind of person who reads political blogs will doubtless be acquainted with the British sci-fi sitcom Red Dwarf. In one episode the cheery Liverpudlian Dave Lister tries to convince the priggish hologram Arnold Rimmer to give him the holographic disc of a former colleague who’d died after radiation leaked into — oh, jeez, it’s sci-fi, it’d take a book to explain it. Just do yourself a favour – get the DVD. Anyway, Rimmer cuts him off mid-whine and holds up an imaginary card…

RIMMER: Black card, Lister. I’m holding up a black card. Conversation over.
LISTER: I’ve always been crazy about her. I never did anything about it.
RIMMER: Oh, Lister, you’ve forgotten the colour code. White. The whitecard is to continue the discussion, but this is a black card situation. Discussion over.
LISTER: Listen,…
RIMMER: Da da da, black card, black card, black card, da da da, black card…
LISTER: I was talking about something else!
RIMMER: White card. Go on.
LISTER: Right, for a start, I want to stop all this black card and white card smeg, it’s driving me crazy.
RIMMER: Black card!

A black card situation, then, is when you bring a dialogue to end through forceful yet non-coercive means. (You don’t punch someone on the nose, in other words, but you do shout in their face.) In political or philosophical dialogue this generally takes the form an accusation of one or more of various grave deficiencies: moral (bigot, appeaser); intellectual (idiot) and, perhaps, personal (liar, shill, troll).

There are people who aren’t worth debating with and, indeed, in some cases, are such a hindrance to valuable discussion that it’s worth broadcasting what a pain they are: either because they’re wasting time and yet persist regardless or because their words are actually toxic. (Nobody disputes this – they just disagree on what constitutes a waste of time and what could be seen as toxic.) If you’re in a black card situation, though, you should be careful to explain your problems with an interlocutor and the significance of them, as well, of course, as being honest in your explanation. It’s untrue, of course, that denying someone a platform atop which to speak is the same as denying them the right to speak but, still, it can have similar practical implications and thus be nonetheless censorious. And, besides, it could make you seem like Arnold Rimmer.

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