Michael Greenwell

So long as men worship the Caesars and Napoleons, Caesars and Napoleons will duly arise and make them miserable. – Aldous Huxley

Bella Article

I have a new article at Bella Caledonia featuring this chap…

Mark Achbar Interview -Vimeo

A new video added to my vimeo channel. This is an interview with Mark Achbar one of the makers of the wonderful documentary The Corporation

David Rovics Interview

A couple of years back I interviewed singer David Rovics…

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When the G8 circus came to Scotland I was involved in one or two things with spinwatch.org. With a few other people I did some roving reporter sort of blogging for them. At various times through the week I met the man who is now currently the Scottish First Minister, cracked my ribs after tripping over a tent pole in a drunken stupor, then slept in a [cold] field before having to get up and go to a press conference thing and try to speak to George Monbiot and later Scott Ritter

A memorable week indeed, topped off by meeting a nice girl who I went out with for a month or so and with whom I am still friends

Throughout all of this week, the soundtrack was provided by David Rovics who played in and around the G8 alternatives conference which to my knowledge is still the biggest ever political conference ever held in Scotland. I was impressed at how the ‘Scottish’ press managed to almost completely ignore it.

All the things that happened, from the enraging, to the frustrating to the comradely, there seemed to be a Rovics song I had just heard that fit it perfectly.

His songs really worked so well with the events that when I got home I looked him up and found to my delight that all of his music is downloadable for free. Over time I have downloaded more or less all of it and still listen regularly.

So, taking all of this into account, frankly I was f*cking stoked when “the musical version of Democracy Now!” [quote Amy Goodman] agreed to do the ‘Unprofessional Interview’.

I asked my friend who is a musician himself and also likes Rovics’ music what he thought I should ask him and we started making jokes about the kind of music journalism where they describe music as ‘post-noise jazz’ or talk about ‘sonic-soundscapes’ or various other forms of w*nk. That conversation wasn’t helpful, but it was funny.

Thankfully, you will find David Rovics music to be nothing of that sort whatsoever. The folk/political singer who is [definitely] polyamorous and I think vegetarian is not from that kind of scene.

Let’s begin the next Unprofessional Interview.

No, wait a moment. Why did I say that? It’s not like it’s live. Do you think I have the money to be phoning and recording these people? This is all done by email.

Here he is, I have put links to various songs all the way through…

You’ve got one punch. Bush or Blair?

Tough competition, but Bush, for sure.

Have you ever had someone in the audience take serious objection to what you were singing about?

Yes, and it’s almost always a zionist who objects to my support for the Palestinian struggle.

You allow people to download all your music free. Was that  a conscious decision or did you just fall into doing it that way? Do you make enough to support yourself?

It was a conscious decision, made originally because I think it’s the best way to get my music to the widest possible audience (for political reasons).  But it also works financially, in a roundabout sort of way.  For noncorporate musicians (over 99% of the musicians out there) free downloads works like airplay — you get a bigger audience that way.  You may lose some CD sales, but you get audience and gigs (as a result of bigger audience).  most noncorporate musicians make a living (if they make a living) thru doing gigs, not mainly thru CD sales, and most CD sales happen at gigs anyway, and they’re ‘impulse buys’ so it really doesn’t matter if your stuff is online for free anyway (or not), as far as that goes.  Hope that made sense.  I’ve written a lot more on the subject, such as my essay, ‘riaa vs. the world’ which people can read at www.songwritersnotebook.blogspot.com along with the rest of my essays…

Can we expect you to do a Bob Dylan and have your music feature in Starbucks ads while you are playing corporate gigs?

No.

Who is Attila the Stockbroker?

A fucking great guy, an unrepentent communist, and a brilliant punk rock poet and songwriter from the Brighton, England area.

What is the last book you read?

The rise and fall of the third Reich.

Where do you record your music, excepting live performances?

In various small studios, mostly in Boston, but most recently in my new home town of Portland, Oregon.

What is the most bizarre place you have found yourself singing?

There are way too many choices, I have no idea which one to pick.

Is Obama a name change on the empire’s front door or is anything substantive happening?

Obama is a more intelligent, more charismatic and better-looking version of Bill Clinton.

How did you enjoy Glasgow, Edinburgh and Scotland in general around G8 2005 and in subsequent visits?

 I enjoyed it tremendously.  One of the highlights of my career, the g8 protests in Scotland that is.  I always enjoy my visits to Scotland, but it’s always much better when tens of thousands of people are rioting in the background.

Even though the two countries, cultures and musical styles are similar I get angry when people call traditional Scottish music ‘Irish music’. What is the most amusing or despicable misrepresentation of your music you have seen?

It comes from the same sorts of people who would call Scottish music ‘Irish.’  Like the people who say I sound like James Taylor.  These are people who have no knowledge of the genre, and the only acoustic musician they’ve heard is James Taylor, so of course I sound like James Taylor to them.

What music do you listen to?

Usually whatever my roommate, Allegra Ziffle, is playing on her computer or on one of her many instruments.

For your songs about Palestine/Israel have the loon contingent been in touch?

Oh yes, various sorts of them.

Who is the woman you duet with sometimes?

I’ve recorded two CDs with Allie Rosenblatt singing harmony.  She’s a great singer and activist from Hartford, Connecticut, currently getting a law degree.

Do you do requests? Can I convince you to do a cover of this song?

Probably not. Nothing personal, I just don’t have time to remember my own songs and haven’t gotten around to learning new covers in years (to my detriment i’m sure).

What is the next song about?

Sheriff Joe Arpaio of Maricopa County, Arizona.  He’s a fascist.

David Rovics’ homepage is here www.davidrovics.org and all of his music is there. I suggest you download it.

Tories Launch Forthright Advertising Campaign For NHS Reforms

 

It is nice when we can see some honesty in advertising…

Rejoice Rejoice!

We can all stop tightening our belts. All those service cutbacks have yielded great returns. Are you all ready for the big party? It can’t be much longer now before the treacle starts trickling down…

Exxon Mobil Corp. XOM  said Thursday its third-quarter profit rose 41% to $10.33 billion

Rafflesia The Gentleman Thug – A Short Review of David Attenborough’s Life On Air

I have just finished reading David Attenborough’s Life on Air. It is not the kind of thing I normally read because I don’t like reading green room stories or memoirs about a life in TV. In fact, I don’t much like TV so as I said, it was an unusual choice for me but I felt David Attenborough is something of an exception so I determined to give it a go.

Before I get to the content, I should just say I bought the book in a shop in South England where I had a temporary job last summer. It was a charity shop and it had no price on it. I asked the woman how much it was and she replied, slightly surprised, “Oh, you’re very Scottish”.

I wasn’t quite sure how to respond to this. These possibilities leapt to mind…

  1. Yes, can I help you?
  2. And?
  3. Do you go around just naming things? Do you say “oh, that’s a shelf, and that’s a floor” every time you see one?

Anyway, I have to say the book was an excellent read. Some of it seemed familiar because the documentary of the same name covers a lot of the material but most of the things in the documentary are covered in more depth in the book.

There is a bit of internal BBC politics but  mostly from a bygone era and not enough to make you stop reading it. Everyone knows the wildlife documentaries but less people know about his spell as controller of BBC 2 and also Director of Programming for BBC television. The angle about these things in the book is that although in part interesting jobs, thse things eventually became distractions from his real desire to make wildlife programmes.

Although, having said that, the word wildlife doesn’t really cover it all because there have been plenty of Attenborough written/produced/narrated/commissioned programmes about  geology, paleontology and anthropology too. He also mixes in some telling words about the worsening environmental crisis that threatens to destroy a large number of the species he has been filming.

Also, for a man with a fair number of royal titles to his name he seems to have a rather healthy disdain for the whole ridiculous merry-go-round. This is revealed in a couple of places, the first was how he tried to get out of being the man responsible for the Queen’s speech and the second I will come to.

With all these things in mind the book never really gets bogged down in one particular area. At the beginning there is a lot of in the pioneering days of nature filming stuff and it makes interesting reading when you consider who it is coming from. It seems that in the early days part of the point of the programs was to capture some of the animals for London Zoo although this practice seemed to die out fairly quickly.

When we move past that we get into landmark series such as Kenneth Baker’s Civilisation and others and then onto some of the more remarkable modern series that have been made.

The only thing that disappointed me in the book was that he didn’t directly address the issue of  certain stations buying his documentaries and then editing out the references to evolution. I would have enjoyed reading his take on that.

So why this title about Rafflesia then? Well, Raffles the Gentlemen Thug was a very funny character in Viz Magazine. This character was basically a modern hooligan using victorian era language and the juxtaposition made it funny. Sentences like “My scarves are fashioned of the finest silk sir. Any man who suggests differently is a c*nt” are pretty memorable.

While I doubt that Attenborough is a reader of that magazine Attenborough wrote about the plant Rafflesia which produces the “largest unbranched inflorescence” (not the largest flower) in the world. The plant is a parasite which lives inside a host vine and the only visible part of it is the flower. Attenborough had this to say about it…

I am not one of those, like Aesop or Robert the Bruce, who readily derive moral precepts from the behaviour of animals, and I thought I would be even less likely to find them in the cycle of the life of plants, but Rafflesis did seem to me to provide a parable. One has to ask why this particular plant should produce the most extravangt and flamboyant of all flowers. It occured to me that Rafflesia does not work for its living. The vine itself has to build leaves and stems to produce its food and ultimately construct its flowers. But Rafflesia does not concern itself with such practical matters. It simply absorbs all the food it needs from its host. Indeed there is virtually no limit on how much it can take and no curb to its extravagance. So it can build the most grandiose of flowers. It is the aristocrat of the tropical forest plant community.

Cameron Prefers The Spread-Regal

Taking a break from telling the proles to stuff it, it appears that the greenest prime sinister ever is also going to tell the environment and wildlife to get f*cked too.

The BBC says

Prime Minister David Cameron will not be going to the Rio+20 Summit in Brazil next year despite his pledge to lead the “greenest ever government”.

However, as always, there is an excuse and his excuse is that the summit clashes with the Diamond Jubilee (50 years) of some species of anachronism of German origin.

Furthermore…

The clash raises the question of whether other Commonwealth heads of government will also stay away.

Protocol would be likely to demand the presence of the 54 countries’ leaders in London.

This celebration of outdated modes of government is obviously deemed more important than climate change, the pollution of the air and water, the extinction crisis, inequitable world development and a whole load of that other stuff that gets in the way of a real royal clusterf*ck of misplaced patriotic sentiment.

I use the word misplaced advisedly because a patriotic commitment to the environment that surrounds you, locally and globally, is enormously more important than propping up absurdities that should have been long gone by now.

Cartoon from the Pleb

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POSTSCRIPT

For the purposes of the above I was just looking at her very Bettiness page on wikipedia. It appears that she is allowed to be a member of TWO religions and also that all of the royal family do not have children like other people but instead they have “issue”.

All New Singinger & Dancinger

I have moved the vids I made over to vimeo and put some other things besides up there up too. There will be more going on there in the next few days too. I’m sure you will find something you will like.

For the moment, here is a pretty harsh one I made on the subject of whaling. Some gruesome stuff in there but it is a pretty gruesome subject.

The audio is Chris Morris and the images are from Greenpeace.

I Was Always Quite Clear On It Too

A cartoon sent to me by my friend which was done by this guy...

Nature Photo – 2

For a while now I have been occasionally putting up various photos of around Scotlandon Sundays.

Now I am mixing it up with some not bad nature photos I have taken around the place. They are quite anatomical and if you download it and zoom in you can see some quite good detail.

This duck was sitting on the back of our boat when we were on a little trip up and down Loch Ness.

 

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