The Last Minute Half-Assed Guide To Halloween Costumes
For the lazy person who hates shopping and being looked at by strangers, Halloween is a cruel holiday indeed. Coming up with a clever costume idea is mentally challenging enough.More »
How To Transform Yourself With Special Effects Makeup
Halloween is one of my favorite holidays. Maybe it was growing up in a country where it wasn't celebrated that has led me to go a little overboard now that I live in the states, but putting together a creative costume is an annual ritual. More »
Your Guide To Absurdist 'Sexy' Halloween Costumes
Ah, Halloween. The holiday once celebrated by kids pretending to be ghosts and ghouls has morphed into a yearly tradition of women donning skimpy synthetic-fiber garments and animal ears. More »
The 40 Sluttiest Dog Halloween Costumes
Let me start by saying "whoa". Just...whoa. Why you would put giant boobs on anyone -human or otherwise- and call it a
Halloween costume is kind of beyond me but then again, so are a lot of other allegedly "sexy" behaviors. More »
Eight Alternatives To The "Sexy" Halloween Costume
Ah, Halloween. The time of year when a girl's inner kitty-cat prostitute can run free.
It isn't so much that I'm against sexy bees/nurses/Eskimos/fire hydrants/whatever, it's more that they're so uninspired. More »
Halloween Costumes Your Pet Actually Wants To Wear
We know your dog would look super-cute as a slutty French maid — but we also know she's going to chew that dress off in about seven seconds flat. More »
If You Don't Have A Crush On Brian Williams, You Are Dead Inside
Brian Williams co-hosted The Today Show this morning, where he was served coffee in an oversized mug (hilarious), bantered about Twitter ineptitude (adorable), and kicked it with Gabby Sidibe (sigh/swoon). More »
10 Things You May Have Missed On TV This Week
In this week's compilation of pop culture crap, Anderson Cooper has his Courtney Stodden impression perfected, Regis Philbin takes his shirt off, Beavis and Butthead return with brand-new episodes, and Justin Timberlake details the time he lived with Ryan Gosling. More »
This Week In Tabloids: Beyoncé's $500K Minivan Has A Shower
Welcome back to Midweek Madness, in which we rifle through the attics of In Touch, Ok!, Life & Style, Us and Star, in search of hidden gossip treasures. More »
Can Men Handle Being Ogled?
Do you enjoy the above image? Most likely. Society has finally come to accept what ladies have known all along: women can experience visual arousal (who knew). More »
It's Not Your Fault You're A Mean Girl
Why can't they be happy for me? That's the question I got from a model named Kaycee*, who has been successful for several years, first as a "straight-size" and now as a plus-size model. More »
A Girl's Guide To Guy-On-Guy Sex: Butt Edition
I currently field so many questions about my butt that I feel like I'm its tour guide (we're walking, we're walking, to the right you have the prostate). More »
Inane Campus Magazine Confuses Harassment With 'Humor'
The Koala has become notorious at three California universities for its jokes about rape, pedophilia, and "squinty eyed foreign exchange students," among other topics. More »
Should Michele Bachmann Quit?
Michele Bachmann is having a helluva fall. Since winning the Iowa Straw Poll, the Presidential hopeful's poll numbers have dwindled to the single digits. More »
How To Have A Sober Social Life
A lot of social events involve, or even revolve around, alcohol. If you're sober, or if a friend or date is, this can cause some problems. Luckily, we have some tips for solving them. More »
New Lady CEOs Are Rolling In The Dough
The introduction of Virginia "Ginni" Rometty as the new CEO for IBM means that women are at the helms of America's top two tech companies. Rometty joins former eBay chief Meg Whitman, who became CEO of Hewlett-Packard last month, at the summit of an industry that is overwhelmingly dominated by men. More »
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