During mating season, over 5 million penguins congregate in Antarctica's dry areas and mate — just like in Happy Feet! (And March of the Penguins, obviously.) But here's something the Disney movie about a singing penguin forgot to mention: More »

In 2006, four teachers and administrators at a South Korean school for the deaf were convicted of raping or sexually molesting at least eight students, ages 7 to 22. More »

For the past 17 months a giant hole has been dug in front of the White House, leaving the pipes below the Oval Office exposed. It's one of Michelle's damn nutrition-police gardens gone awry, isn't it? More »

Despite the fact that our nation's potato consumption is at its lowest point in 30 years — down 20% since 1996, in fact — our kids are consuming so much of the vegetable in school lunches that it's become a topic of debate in the Senate.

A Michigan man simply wanted to teach his child how to drive, but insensitive cops broke up the touching daddy-daughter moment just because the girl is nine and her dad was drunk at the time. More »

You know how you're not supposed to give your personal information to random people you meet on the Internet? Well, 75% of IT workers and hackers did just that, when researchers posed as the sexy lady above. According to MSNBC, Sabina Datcu of the security company Bitdefender selected 50 hackers... More »

Things took an ugly turn at the World Scrabble Championships in Warsaw, Poland when a Thai player accused England's Ed Martin of hiding a letter 'G', and demanded that he be taken to a bathroom and strip searched.

Taylor Armstrong says that if the Real Housewives cameras weren't a constant presence in her home she might've died at the hands of her late husband, Russell. More »

Though the Duchess Formerly Known As Kate is the first human to ever think of putting sleeves on a wedding gown (according to hysterical royal watchers) her Sarah Burton-designed gown seems to have had little effect on Bridal Fashion Week, which is currently underway in New York.

It's been two weeks since 11-month-old Lisa Irwin disappeared from her bedroom in Kansas City, and as is often the case in highly-publicized cases about missing children, the mother has become the subject of ugly suspicions. More »

At Alice High School in South Texas a student was recently suspended from school and kicked off the varsity cheerleading team after surveillance cameras caught a band room kiss with another student. More »

We're not sure what we did to anger Hillary, but for some reason she's determined to ruin our liberal fantasies about her running for president in 2016, or even replacing Biden on the ticket in 2012. More »

Dominique Strauss-Kahn may have done something sketchy with some female sex workers? You don't say! Seize wonders: Seriously, what is it like to stand in the same room as this guy? More »

David Fincher has announced once again that despite the fact that Scarlett Johansson seems wrong for the role of Lisbeth Salander in every way, he totally would have cast her in The Girl With The Dragon Tattoo ... More »

In today's Tweet Beat, Kal Penn, John Cho, and Pee Wee Herman hang out and almost instantly, we want to see the latter involved in the next Harold and Kumar misadventure. More »

Last night Vh1 debuted its competitor to Bravo's Millionaire Matchmaker and if the rest of the episodes are anything like what we saw last night, Patti Stanger has nothing to worry about. More »

After a swirling Canadian firestorm (blizzard) of controversy, the principal behind the controversial "Pray Against Abortion for Credit" push in Winnipeg's Christ the King school has been placed on paid leave. More »

"What's Wrong With Tanya?" is a game show created by SNL. But if it were real, I would absolutely be watching with a bowl of popcorn on a nightly basis. More »

The good news is that across the country, police are putting their feet down and raising their voices in support of civil rights. They're standing against the tyranny of the government retaining DNA records of citizens when those people aren't being investigated for a crime. More »

Trend pieces on the troubles and triumphs of millennials are a dime a dozen these days, and they've started to sound kind of similar — the participation awards, the feelings of entitlement, the special-snowflake-ness. More »

Yesterday one of the biggest crashes in Indy car race history occurred in Las Vegas at the Indy 300, resulting in the tragic loss of driver Dan Wheldon's life. More »

In a skit on Saturday Night Live over the weekend, Anna Faris, Kristen Wiig, Abby Elliott and Nasim Pedrad sang a little song for Vanessa Bayer, set to the tune of "Tell Him" by The Exciters. More »

Gum, while being chewed, can eliminate bad breath, quell mild hunger, and fend off a case of the snoozes (or, depending on who you ask, chewing gum can make you look like a minty-mouthed bovine hussy). More »

Much unlike many a magazine editor who recommends you buy all sorts of crap that they most likely got for free, your Jezebel staff doesn't get jack shit (other than books, unsolicited). More »

Josh Siegel brings you animal art every Monday. Add your own requests in the comments, and maybe Josh will draw an animal for you. Because I know on what side my bread is buttered, for Dodai Stewart, "A raven and an alpaca at a beauty salon getting pedicures and gossiping." I had to look up whether... More »

Come one, come all to the Teresa Giudice Show! RHONJ's most delusional housewife was on the offensive during last night's reunion, pitting the rest of the cast — More »

It is so surreal that this is the guy in the lead right now. We just got our first black president, and now this Herman Cain shows up on a freight train from Crazytown. More »

A sex offender has alarmed Occupy Portland protesters by registering their camp as his address. The Portland Tribune reports that Raymond Allen Curtis registered with Portland police on Oct. More »

UPDATE! As if the Dan Wheldon story couldn't get any sadder, a Las Vegas newspaper columnist claims Wheldon and his wife Susie got matching tattoos the night before his fatal wreck at yesterday's Las Vegas Indy 300. Review-Journal writer Norm Clarke wrote that Palms owner George Maloof said Wheldon... [Jalopnik]

A new study by a media group has divided single moms into four helpful categories, for four times the branding fun! The good news here is that advertisers now give a shit about single moms. More »

For its art issue, W approached Steven Meisel to shoot nine advertisements for fake products and sprinkle them in with the real ads. The results are arresting, funny, and occasionally subversive. More »

On Friday Bishop Robert Finn, of the Diocese of Kansas City-St. Joseph, became the highest ranking member of the Catholic Church to be charged for covering up child abuse. More »

The music video for Beyoncé's latest, "Love On Top," hit the web today, and in what is sure to fuel the fire of idiot speculators who cannot comprehend that perhaps she filmed the video before the whole baby thing, B is sans-bump. More »

Want to know what Nobel Peace Prize Leymah Gbowee sees as the biggest problem facing women today? This morning, I got to ask her. Gbowee was in New York today, and I caught up with her by phone to ask about her thoughts on the prize, its implications, and her next steps. More »

In this age of online sleuthery, everyone's got a horror story about using the internet in uncovering how some guy they were dating lied and said he was a doctor when he was really a nurse, or said he was single when he was really married, or insisted he was a professional athlete when he was... More »

Environmentally conscious celebs, as well as the ones who just like being photographed, came out last night for the Environmental Media Awards. The green carpet saw plenty of slinky, sparkly, shiny outfits, and the usual fun dose of fuggery. More »

A Brooklyn woman's long internet campaign to find her runaway cat Sammie proved successful when the cat was spotted in a pack of strays. Karen Hansen says that even though she hadn't seen Sammie since last October, "I always felt he was alive, even though I had down days." Recently Terri Vanzo saw...

Rooney Mara's November cover of American Vogue has hit the Internet. The Dragon Tattoo adaptation star was photographed by Mert Alas and Marcus Piggott. More »

On last night's episode of Sister Wives, Kody Brown took his four wives to visit his hometown of Lovell, Wyoming. It was his first time going back "openly as a polygamist." He talked about having the "Scarlett P" on his shoulder, and the townsfolk did seem to be pretty judgy. More »