How to Write a Broadway Hit
Regected RiterA lot of people come up to me and say, Hey AG. You’re a playwright. And I say, That’s the rumor my MFA tells me, anyway! And they say, Wow. You paid money for that? SURE DID! A BUTTLOAD completely reasonable amount of money. It was totally not COMPLETELY not worth it. And then they ask my favorite question!: So when are you gonna be on the Broadway? When am I gonna get to see you on the Broadway with the lights and songs and music? When are you gonna write a Big Broadway Musical ? And I say I am SO GLAD YOU ASKED THAT QUESTION! Being a playwright does automatically mean I write musicals! Thank you for assuming! And then they ask why I’m talking so loud, wearing my graduation hat and crying into my diploma in a gutter on 42nd street. THE POINT IS, I know how to write a Broadway musical. I do. And if you ever wanted to write a successful Broadway musical but just didn’t know how to get started, well, thank your lucky Google, this is the guide for you! Not convi