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Steve Jobs Dies

October 6, 2011
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Word is just coming in that Steve Jobs has died. Looks like the old reality distortion field has finally let him down, but I suppose that happens to us all in the end.  He came a long way from phone phreaking to where he landed up, and he should be admired for his single-minded...

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Is It About a Birthday?

October 5, 2011
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Is It About a Birthday?

A knock came to my door, waking me from my afternoon sleep, and when I opened it, I found a courteous gentleman, a member of the devil class, leaning against the wall with one elbow.  His toe was propped against the step, in the...

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Occupy Wall Street Movement Grows

October 3, 2011
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Occupy Wall Street Movement Grows

How ironic that Barack Obama should become the new Richard Nixon.   The cool, right-on, youthful President of 2009  has morphed into the CEO who presides over mass arrests of peaceful citizens protesting against the criminality of Wall Street.  So much for the First...

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Ireland 36 – Italy 6

October 2, 2011
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After an impressive rally against Italy in the second half, Ireland guaranteed themselves a quarter-final place, but it took a fair amount of grinding before they finally started to...

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Childhood Games

October 1, 2011
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Following the huge success of the conkers competition, people have been asking what we’ll do next, and it’s a fair question.  After all, it isn’t often that you manage...

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Low-Fat Chicken, Beansprout and Mushroom Soup

October 1, 2011
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Low-Fat Chicken, Beansprout and Mushroom Soup

Here’s a quick and tasty Chinese-style soup made with no frying and no fat. It took me about five minutes to knock this together.  Anyone can make it, so give...

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Creating Inorganic Life

September 30, 2011
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Could we create life, and if we did, would it have to be life as we know it? We always seem to assume that if we ever find life...

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“The Most Bloodiest Man” — Lebanon Waits in Fear as Syria Convulses

September 30, 2011
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“The Most Bloodiest Man”  — Lebanon Waits in Fear as Syria Convulses

Mahmoud comes from the mountains up North, but he has lived in the city for forty years, most of them working as a barman pulling pints of foamy Almaza...

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Conkering Heroes

September 30, 2011
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Conkering Heroes

One judge draws a circle on the floor, and then he draws a pentagram inside it. ‘Tis a dual-purpose mark, he confides. We can’t have people playin’ like a...

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Gusty Spence RIP

September 29, 2011
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Gusty Spence RIP

Gusty Spence is dead? Who cares? Who was he? Many will have never heard the name and most who know of him will harbour a vague awareness...

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Presidential Campaign Hots Up as Norris Nominated

September 28, 2011
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Presidential Campaign Hots Up as Norris Nominated

So, despite the best efforts of assorted political fantasists, craw-thumpers and straightforward homophobes, David Norris has managed to secure a place on the ballot sheet for the presidential election....

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Nominating Presidential Candidates

September 27, 2011
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Article 4.2 of the Constitution says as follows: Every candidate for election, not a former or retiring President, must be nominated either by: i. not less than twenty persons,...

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