Part 1 of 4. Hey, it's that Kirby game what where heaps of praise are ladled upon the amazing abilities system. Let's not use it! It's also one of the easiest Kirby games (redundant, I know) with the inclusion of a God-shield, so let's not use that either. For added kicks, let's not eat those high-class tomatoes rich snobs get their kicks off of. Kirby is a ball for the common man. Okay, semantics: this is an Arena run using no powers or shielding, and is ostensibly a 'minimal damage' run, as no damage is impossible, which the Computer Virus fight will demonstrate. I opt for 'no tomatoes' as some silly official header, since to survive the Virus fight under these constraints you need a full bar of health, and will be left with almost none, so taking no damage on every other fight becomes necessary anyway. I did this for the same reason I do damn near everything: to take a pleasant, friendly game and show it can be turned into a childhood-raping demon if you've got the conviction to be an idiot with it. Plus, in all seriousness, these bosses have some fucking awesomely threatening attacks and patterns and it's kind of lost in the 'which power will demolish them in the least amount of seconds' thought process everyone plays through here with (as they should, but again, I stress the 'be an idiot with it' moniker). Kirby isn't designed to be agile enough to properly dodge some of this shit, which, as usual, makes things pretty intense when you want to do just that. The fact ...