I’m In a Lone Star State of Mind
Better than being caught in the buzzard throes of Skeksis, or a host of angry exes, or a battle of the sexes, or… – Matty Malaprop
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Better than being caught in the buzzard throes of Skeksis, or a host of angry exes, or a battle of the sexes, or… – Matty Malaprop
When you spend all your waking hours staring at a monitor, it’s really only a matter of time before your head becomes a flat screen. – Matty Malaprop
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You get it? Because, like, his face is elongated, and stuff. – Matty Malaprop
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… and honestly, I can’t read that word without immediately thinking of this…
And now you know terribly dated I am. But oh well. You’re just gonna have to DEAL. WITH. IT. – Matty Malaprop
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Because William Shatner is just as afraid as you are of contracting the Otaku Funk. – Matty Malaprop
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… because the South is waaaaaaaaaay behind on adopting modern recycling practices. – Matty Malaprop
Not even Clorox can clean the stains of an overwrought franchise. – Matty Malaprop
We wanted to launch the site earlier, but do you have ANY idea how long it took to acquire a good backlog of Magikarp LoLz? – Matty Malaprop
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I always think I’m doing okay, but then ol’ Margie just keeps giving out on me right in the middle of D-Day! – Matty Malaprop
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Oh Lame Pun Coon, why must you recycle all your jokes? Your opinions on composers are starting to become opinions on composters. – Matty Malaprop