Pretend nibbles are almost as satisfying as real ones.

We all know that unicorns are magical and narwhals are the unicorn of the sea so why wouldn’t you want a narwhal to snuggle with?

Not quite cake balls, not cookies, not exactly truffles… it’s really the best of all three! The irresistible taste of cake batter, the texture of cookie dough, and the coating of a truffle. Also, breakfast cereal. Ooh, a bowl of these with milk would make a great breakfast, right?

While I don’t recommend swinging anything around by its tail, especially an expensive gadget, it’s good to know the option exists.

I have a confession to make, guys. I LOVE cherry flavoring. Artificial, natural, actual cherries, maraschino cherries, brandied cherries, cherry Jolly Ranchers, I can’t get enough! Also gummy cola bottles are one of my most favorite candies! These cupcakes belong to me, is what I’m saying. They are mine. I wants.

Despite the blatant disregard for the standard ROYGBIV arrangement, I can’t help but feel cheery looking at these rainbows.

The only problem is you keep thinking it’s salting your food but really it’s still processing.