Late Links:

• “UK royal bride’s virginity no longer an issue.”

• Sasha Grey: “It’s become quite evident that my time as an adult film performer has expired.”

• Bikini Monday: Cintia Dicker, Amber Rose, Kate Bosworth, and Ralph Magazine Bikini Models.

• Lingerie Monday: Lily Aldridge.

• Cleavage Monday: Alessandra Ambrosio and Christie Brinkley.

• Pretty In Print: Nude celebs in Allure; Genevieve Morton in Esquire; Arianny Celeste for FHM; Abbie Cornish in Esquire UK; Courtenay Hamilton in Nuts.

• Get To Know A Hottie: Amanda Gift.

• International Beauty of the Day: Natalia Velez.

• Single-Topic Tumblr of the Night: Who is that hot ad girl?

• Dlisted: The Time Doogie Howser Got In Bed With Christina Hendrick.

• FilmDrunk: Women hate your testicles: The Supercut.

• Copyranter: FEMEN recreates famous scene from “The Battleship Potemkin”—with boobs of course. (NSFW)

• Holy Taco: How Do you Celebrate Your 64th Birthday? Show Your Junk To A Packed School Bus!

• Late List: The 20 Most Overexposed Hotties in Sports.

[photo: b&p.]

Today On TDW: Geek –

• Above: Little Sariah Gallego picks a rather awkward time to swear allegiance to the Dark Side.

• RIP: Jerry Lawson, inventor of the video game cartridge.

• Geohot and Sony settle out of court.

• First look at an ape from Rise Of Planet Of The Apes.

• X-Men: First Class international trailer: Now with more English.

• Valve Corp releases Portal 2 tie-in comic.

• Saudi Arabia unveils plans to build mile-high skyscraper.

• Labs invent barcode scanner for striped animals.

• The Walking Table scurries like a spider.

This x That:

Know This:

• Japan raises crisis level at Fukushima Daiichi to Chernobyl, evacuation zone extended.

• Ivory Coast’s Gbagbo arrested, will be investigated by Ivorian judicial authorities. See Also: First video of Gbagbo following arrest.

• Mitt Romney launches campaign exploratory committee ahead of possible presidential run. See Also: “Believe in America.”

• DC mayor Vince Gray arrested along with several DC Councilmembers at pro-DC autonomy protest.

• Long Island Serial Killer “could be a cop“; tenth body found.

• RIP: John McCracken, well-known West Coast artist, dead at 76.

Read This:

• Newsweek: What’s Really Going On With Gabby Giffords?

• Two women detained after French face-veil law goes into effect.

• Egyptian blogger sentenced to three years in jail for criticizing army.

• Donald Trump sends Vanity Fair hand-written revisions to blog post.

• Chicago school bans brown bag lunches in the name of health.

• Oldest federal judge still hearing cases at 103.

The Other:

• NewsFeed: Sky-High Rage: The Meanest Airlines in America.

• Nerve: Ranked: Animal Collective Albums from Worst to Best.

• Tea x Time List: 7 Memes That Went Viral Before The Internet Existed.

• Above: Obol: “The Original Crispy Bowl that solves the problem of soggy cereal.” (via.)

Lonely Island Live Performance of the Day: Akon joins The Lonely Island dudes on stage at last night’s Comedy Awards for a lively live performance of their hit single “I Just Had Sex.”

[thanks henry!]

Obvious Outcome Is Obvious of the Day: An Indonesian MP instrumental in the passage of a tough anti-porn law announced he was resigning his post after a photographer snapped photos of the Prosperous Justice Party member viewing porn videos during a parliamentary debate.

Arifinto claims he accidentally opened a random e-mail link, but, according to the eyewitness, he spent several minutes watching the offending material in question.

Tragicomically, the former MP may be charged under the same harsh anti-porn law he so vociferously helped enact.

[belfasttelegraph / jakartaglobe / h/t: brobible.]

Scariest Tsunami Footage Ever of the Day: Just when you think you’ve seen the scariest tsunami footage ever, along comes the scariest tsunami footage ever: Villagers in Iwaki City flee on foot from an oncoming tidal wave of cars and buses.

[producermatthew / hypervocal.]

This Sounds Shopped of the Day: Rhett and Link sing the unofficial Photoshop theme song.

[rhettandlink.]

Lifehack of the Day: In Soviet Russia, this is a perfectly safe, very well thought-out approach toward avoiding traffic jams.

[bestofyt.]

Serious Skill of the Day: A talented gymnast performs a series of special moves on a tumble track.

[fark.]

Everybody Need A Hobby of the Day: What do you do if you want to wakesurf, but you’re the one driving the boat? You put your cigarette in your mouth and do it anyway.

[reddit.]