Broccoli is by far my favorite vegetable. If I didn’t abide by the urban hipster bible and only buy local organic produce I would eat broccoli every day and never get sick of it. With cheese, steamed with lemon, in a casserole. IN A CAKE OMG! Making pictures inside food with a broccoli tree, be still my beating heart!

I was partying with aliens who kept messing with my hair and now I’m hungover. Sorry dude.

This popsicle knows how yummy it is, just look at the stick!

This dangly cupcake would make a nice squeezy stressball. I’d like to keep it in the palm of my hand while I’m on the bus, fighting not to yell at the people who don’t have their pass ready when they get on.

Pink! Pinky pinky pinkness! Wow is that a pink cake! Is there anything inside the castle door? a staircase of chocolate bars and marshmallows perhaps? Diego? Such pink mysteries!

Wear your piggie snouts proudly! Everyone has a little piggie in them, am I right?

I could see this framed and hanging on a wall as a remembrance of a birthday. The polka dots can be wallpaper right? Please don’t tell me someone ate this.