I’m Pretty Sure He’s Back in Hyrule Right Now…
Or maybe he’s chilling out with the Kokiri? That damn Hylian is just so flighty… – Matty Malaprop
Or maybe he’s chilling out with the Kokiri? That damn Hylian is just so flighty… – Matty Malaprop
Because the Holy See is embarrassed at the mere sight of you. – Matty Malaprop
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And I got a little sidetracked by this totally dulce little macchiato on the L… – Matty Malaprop
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A new twist on an old classic. I’d be lion if I said I wasn’t impressed. – Matty Malaprop
Three things you ought to know about Patrick Moberg: He’s a hip-hop enthusiast, he’s an artist, and he’s a stone cold punmaster.
OBVIOUS QUESTION THOUGH: WHERE IS THE HIPHOPOPOTAMUS? – Matty Malaprop
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Ugh, warning labels like this one are always such a manatease! – Matty Malaprop
Seriously, stop complaining. In my case, I unfortunately conform to the phrase “Forever Saguaro.” – Matty Malaprop
I’ve heard his bowels have been putting in some overtime of late. – Matty Malaprop