Emma Jane

Emma Jane

Emma Jane (previous name Emma Tom) is an award-winning Sydney writer and broadcaster who has spent the past 23 years working in both the print and electronic media. Her column appears in The Australian each Saturday and she freelances widely for magazines and newspapers both in Australia and overseas. Emma is the author of six books including a novel, Deadset, which won the Commonwealth Writers’ Prize for Asia and the South Pacific for Best First Novel in 1997, and most recently, Attack of the Fifty-Foot Hormones, which was published by HarperCollins in July 2009. Her short stories and essays have also been widely published. Emma lectures and tutors in media studies in a number of Sydney universities and is completing her PhD at the University of New South Wales.

Articles by Emma Jane

Revealing a darker side of childhood

Revealing a darker side of childhood

26 Feb 11 Childhood is supposedly a time of joy and carelessness; an endless frolic of dimpled cheeks, flaxen hair and rubious joy…... Read more

Happy 50th, Ken: May you freak us out for years to come

Happy 50th, Ken: May you freak us out for years to come

14 Feb 11 His muscles are permanently flexed, his fashions impeccably zhooshed and his fringe swing puts Justin Bieber’s to shame. He is…... Read more

Sometimes, abstinence is the biggest taboo

Sometimes, abstinence is the biggest taboo

07 Feb 11 I have a terrible drug and alcohol problem. For decades now, it has resulted in shame, lies and the devastation…... Read more

Male nudity: Do women like to watch?

Male nudity: Do women like to watch?

31 Jan 11 It’s common knowledge that men like to perve on women. But what about the reverse? Do chicks want man-p*rn to…... Read more

Meet my voice mutilating software

Meet my voice mutilating software

24 Jan 11 I’m writing this with voice recognition software. If that sounds scintillating and newfangled, you’ve obviously never used what should more…... Read more

Woah, man! Sweeping gender generalisations

Woah, man! Sweeping gender generalisations

17 Jan 11 Not so many fin-de-siècles ago, it was widely assumed that women’s place was in the home. Gallivanting about polling booths…... Read more

Conservapedia: a beacon of truthiness in dark times

Conservapedia: a beacon of truthiness in dark times

10 Jan 11 The dodgiest place to go for information used to be Wikipedia. In 2006, its burlesque unreliability was parodied on the…... Read more

Absurd capitalist dystopias and trampolines

Absurd capitalist dystopias and trampolines

03 Jan 11 I’m devoting the post festive period to catching up on some light reading – specifically the fine print on the…... Read more

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The Turnbull longshot that could stop the nasty rhetoric

The Turnbull longshot that could stop the nasty rhetoric

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From: Sex - when too much is barely enough

Dark Horse says:

I have a sneaking suspicion that these types of behavioural modification programs are used by those who are so bored with everything else that they have nothing else to try. You don't hear of people in broken down, poor countries worrying about their sex addiction when they spend most of their time trying… [read more]

From: Slicing up that ol’ disability pie

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so true. My brother has cerebral palsy, is blind and is intellectually disabled. He is also a gold medalist paralympian, He is retired from that now and works every day selling the big issue in Melbourne. For all he has put into society, he gets very little back. He has to live in a rooming house with… [read more]

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