Leave the city behind. Leave the traffic and the noise, and the crime and the expensive real estate, and escape to somewhere… idyllic. Sounds great, doesn’t it? Maybe a little too good to be true.

Hmm, now where is the nearest hospital?

Well it is. Watch out all you tree changers and sea changers - life outside the city can be divine. But it’s not some hazy-edged utopian dream.

Apparently Australians are leaving the big smokes - especially Sydney - in droves. They’re going to the coast, or near-city centres, or not-so-near-city-centres.

The Government commissioned a major report to help them make some decisions about population and immigration.

The report (reportedly - it hasn’t been released publicly, only to The Australian under FOI) found Baby Boomers and families are drifting away on a daydream of semi-rural bliss.

Which is all fine, well and good. But, you shifters beware - life outside the cities is not necessarily quieter. It’s not necessarily cleaner, or safer. You may move into your ridiculously cheap property and find - shock, horror! - that the local amenities are not, ahem, quite up to standard.

For amenities, read: Hospitals, schools, roads. Choice. Pricing competition. Just to begin with.

Hey, I love the country - well, the `peri-urban’ part of it I live in. But:

1. It’s not quiet.

There are tractors and machines and big trucks taking apples and pears to wherever they need to go. There’s a particularly annoying donkey that brays its early morning greeting, a ghastly noise that carries clearly across the hills. While frogs can be an indicator of the health of waterways, when it’s as wet as it has been they are louder than your city neighbour’s stereo. People shoot guns. They’re quite noisy. As are sheep when they’re birthing.

2. It’s not clean. Stroll out for some fresh air and you’re likely to get hit with pesticide. Beautiful flowing stream? Probably polluted with cow shit. And once they leave the city, people love to dump all their trash - whole trailer loads - on the side of the country roads.

3. It’s not safe.

Worried about your kidlets playing in the traffic? Try cars that are going at 80 or 100 kmph. Try driving them around and dodging roos and dealing with unsealed roads, hoons up from the city laying rubber that goes slick as Vaseline on the corners. Then there’s the snakes - plenty of browns, not too shy to come near the house. The red-bellied blacks which really DON’T seem to be as scared of you as you are of them. Spiders. Machinery.

And of course, should something happen, you probably don’t have a hospital nearby.

To reiterate: Life outside the city is bloody beautiful. But you have to accept the negatives as well.

Our government has been pursuing a decentralisation strategy - country hospitals being a clear case in point.

Many of them have become glorified first-aid stations, or nursing homes, or, in the case of community hospitals, are under threat of closure.

So don’t leave the city and expect to find all the same conveniences and services. It’s very hard to justify putting specialist services out where there are fewer people - it’s both expensive and risky, as they may not have the demand to sustain their skills.

But never fear - as thousands more people flock to that regional centre or coastal town near you, the Government will have to ensure the infrastructure can cope. And the larger population will then necessitate better health services, and eventually all the specialists you need.

And before too long you should have the same population, services, infrastructure, services - and problems - you had in the city you left behind.

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    • The Badger says:

      02:06pm | 07/03/11

      At the end of the day, It’s the flies that will put you off the bush.

      At least the NBN will be an enabler for the bush- if you can tolerate the flies.

    • Ziggy says:

      02:43pm | 07/03/11

      Get dung beetles.
      It was the lack of health facilities that drove us back to the big smoke.
      And you have to put up with some country attitudes that regard you as an outsider forever - a bit like the Norfolk Island scenario.Plus the way they manage to destroy all that good fresh produce by mysterious cooking methodologies. In the end they give up and - presto - you have yet another Chinese restaurant!
      I grew up on a farm in another country and the same comments would apply - except we had dung beetles.

    • Gregg says:

      02:44pm | 07/03/11

      Depends on where you are in the bush Badger as to flies being a problem and I do pretty well in the bush without the NBN and it’s money that will be ill spent.
      Exactly how do you reckon it will be an enabler when eMedicine is a myth other than all what they do now and have been doing for over a decade
      And eEducation!, what a joke for all schools can already access plenty of information at current internet speeds already existing so it can even be recorded and then used on a fast inhouse system.
      Your burrow is probably too close to a city/town to really know what you’re on about.

    • The Badger says:

      03:05pm | 07/03/11

      Gregg
      No such thing as Emedicine, Education is fine as it is.
      What we do now is all we will ever need to do.
      Don’t tell me, you also don’t believe in AGW either.

    • acotrel says:

      08:27am | 08/03/11

      Tory, ten years ago I moved from Melbourne to Benalla.  I’ve not regretted that for a minute.  If I have to go to Melbourne, I get depressed. Up here , I’m retired, and it’s like being on a continual holiday.  I have the usual stroke and heart problems which go with my age, but if I die tomorrow, I’ve had ten years of REAL LIFE!
      p.s.  Had a good laugh about your concern with snakes and spiders.  Just be careful when you pick up corrugated iron which is laying in the sun. And don’t try to kill snakes.

    • acotrel says:

      08:50am | 08/03/11

      @ Ziggy,
      ‘And you have to put up with some country attitudes that regard you as an outsider forever’
      Heve you got an inferiority complex?

    • Keith Hammersmith says:

      02:15pm | 07/03/11

      Just like anywhere there are pros and cons to living there.
      No traffic
      inexpensive parking
      no stressful commute
      these are some of the pros to living in the country.
      a con would be - not the fastest internet in the world, - still got internet, just not the fastest,  a happy trade-off for most that make the decision to live in the country,
      soo
      that leads me to ask “why?”

      why must the country go broke to supply these far off rural areas fibre cable via the NBN?????

      IS the country going to sepnd 46 billion so i can park for free in the brisbane cbd?

      that would be nice

      like i said

      Pros and cons.  we each weigh up pros and cons when we decide to live anywhere or do anything.

    • Gregg says:

      12:11am | 08/03/11

      @KH,
      Most country people other than two misguided and incompetent independents know that NBN will do SFA for them, don’t need it, don’t want it and know that the expenditure will be just helping to stuff the whole country a long way further down the drain and you know whose backsides all that cabling ought to be forced into, preferably with frayed ends.
      Most expenditure will btw be in cities and towns and btw, I never have too much of a problem getting a park whatever city I head to and no problem with the traffic either if you time your passing through either side of MN.
      You just need to think outside the square when doing your weighing.

    • persephone says:

      05:59am | 08/03/11

      Au contraire, Gregg.

      Most country people are embracing it with enthusiasm.

      Huge take up in Armidale, for example.

      There’s a recognition amongst country people that a lot of the problems they face due to distance can be overcome by better communications infrastructure.

      No problem getting a park? Of course not, if you’re willing to pay big dollars. Doesn’t compare to parking directly outside the shop you want to go to (for free) then driving to the next one and doing the same.

      And no, we don’t have to time our trips to make sure we can get through the CBD in reasonable time.

      btw, those two statements make it fairly obvious you’re not a country person, so I wonder why you think you’re able to speak for them?

    • Dave Sag says:

      09:23am | 08/03/11

      In the 1920s rural people resisted electricity, and then the telephone too, arguing that they had no need of it, it was dangerous, and it was too expensive.

      I’m frankly not shocked that most people don’t get the transformative nature of the NBN.  I recall in 1996 trying to convince my friends that having an always-on internet connection was a good idea. Most people scoffed at the suggestion of installing a second phone line for that purpose, yet 15 years later who doesn’t have broadband?  The difference between having what we call broadband today and the sorts of applications that the NBN will deliver will utterly transform the way people, both urban and especially rural will live.  It’s just that most people lack the imagination to really see that.

      One small example I often cite is the rise of 3D Printers that can print very small, or quite large components made from ceramics, metals, glass and of course other components.  These are now as cheap as €250 (ie the Rep-Rap) and more sophisticated ones range in price from $1000 (The Maker-bot) to high end systems costing hundreds of thousands of dollars.  Also consider that, when the first laser-printers came out in 1995, they were around $15,000 to buy and replaced linotype machines that cost many hundreds of thousands of dollars.  3D Printers will improve in quality and price and the NBN will provide the sorts of bandwidth needed so that a typical farmer can download and manufacture, on site, one-off custom machine parts, or fencing materials, or building materials, or whatever he or she needs, when needed. 

      Critics of the NBN fail to understand that the future ain’t what it used to be and that everything, physical products included, is simply information that’s been wrapped in hardware. Ten years ago there was no YouTube, no World Of Warcraft, no Maker-Bots.  Faster dataflows bring massive changes because more is not just more, more is different; much as a grain of sand has very different properties to a sand-dune.

    • Keith Hammersmith says:

      11:31am | 08/03/11

      Dave Sag,  When you read the comments form critics of the NBN, i think you are missing the point..
      No one is saying that the increase in technology is not needed or a bad thing, -  not at all
      what critics are saying is there is a better way.
      Like what the US is doing ( the US is getting private enterprise to fund the new 4G wireless network).

      thats the issue,  I am in IT,  and I have not met anyone in my industry that thinks that fibre is the way to go,  not one. 

      yes I am for improved infrastructure,  just not insanely expensive infrastructure that will be outdated before its finished.

    • Davo from St Kilda says:

      02:25pm | 07/03/11

      Australians aren’t leaving the ‘big smokes’ in general at all - they’re just leaving Sydney. All other capital cities’ populations are increasing, while Melbourne’s is booming. Melbourne will very soon once again be the country’s largest city. Oh, and if you do click on the link provided, all you’ll read is that people are avoiding Sydney in the droves, not, as claimed by the writer of this article, that people are leaving the ‘big smokes’. While the rest of the country moves forward, Sydney continues to go backward…

    • Brian B says:

      04:41pm | 07/03/11

      Geez Davo, it’s a wonder you didn’t continue your little rant by reminding us (again), that AFL is the World’s greatest sport, all other codes are rubbish, blah, blah, blah.

      I like Melbourne, but you might be surprised to learn that intelligent life does also exist north of Craigieburn. You just need to have a look at it and you might even like some of what you see - but you’d never admit it!!

    • persephone says:

      07:48pm | 07/03/11

      Regional Victoria has been growing faster than Melbourne.

      And why not? Excellent services, accessed by good roads and an improving train system.

      As for Tory’s gripes:

      1. You don’t need to live near major commercial enterprises. Presently, I am listening to: a cricket, a distant dog (very very distant) and my kids watching TV. It’s very very quiet.

      We have the very occasional gas gun for a limited time over autumn.

      Other than that, I think the neighbour’s river pump’s about it.

      Oh, and the bird noise in the morning - and my roosters can be a bit annoying, but I’m the only one they bother. Everyone else sleeps through it.

      (Hint: way to get me off the net early morning: dispose of roosters).

      2. Our water source is apparently in the top ten cleanest in the world. The river banks are too steep for cattle to access it easily.

      I don’t think any of the local industries use chemicals (this is actually a sad story; the crops which needed the chemicals aren’t commercial anymore…)

      3. Safe as houses. Noone locks doors, even in town. Noone locks cars. If the kids go wandering at the local show, ten people will tell you where they are before you even start to worry about them.

      As for snakes - oh, what a city slicker you are!! 

      Snakes - like most creatures - will go out of their way to leave you alone. If you leave them alone, there’s no problem.

      And housing’s as cheap as chips here - you can still get a reasonable 3 BR home in town for less than $200k. Spend double that and you’ve probably got a pool and a couple of acres.

    • acotrel says:

      09:01am | 08/03/11

      @persephone
      ‘And housing’s as cheap as chips here - you can still get a reasonable 3 BR home in town for less than $200k. Spend double that and you’ve probably got a pool and a couple of acres’

      SSSH!

    • Gregg says:

      02:39pm | 07/03/11

      Hey Tory, you may love the country or whatever the peri-urban bit is but

      1. For the quiet life you just need to find the quieter locations and so what if there’s some bird chatter and even frogs croaking for that sure beats what suburbia or even country town living has.
      Right now, all I have is the leaves rustling in the wind and some crickets or that might just be ear tinia or whatever it is called.

      2. Yep people in country areas and those who drive through it can all be piggish but again pick your area and pollution is minimal.

      3. It’s not safe! and again it’s picking your area where kids can ride their bikes very safely and you even slow down and give the local kangaroos a wave as you pass.
      And sure there’s snakes but every chance they’ll be looking for somewhere that’s got little human activity and if you cross paths, you’ll find most do not want to shake your hand, even the one that was in the wash basin around
      2 am one morning, probably a tree snake or baby python.

      And of course, should something happen, you probably don’t have a hospital nearby…..........and then you’ll find that nothing much rarely happens and only seeing a doctor if I cannot avoid it makes me wonder whether people in cities and towns are just whimps or it’s all the great fresh air and regular beach strolls [ tides about out, so gotta be off ] that is as good as an apple a day!
      To reiterate: Life outside the city is bloody beautiful. But you have to accept the negatives as well and not so many of them Tory, the advantages far outweighing the disadvantages for individual and community reasons alike.

      Yep, long term elderly care may be a problem but then some of us just live where we are and adapt until we die.
      I’d rather collapse on the beach than end up in some nursing home relying on someone to wipe my bum and dribble.

      ” So don’t leave the city and expect to find all the same conveniences and services. It’s very hard to justify putting specialist services out where there are fewer people - it’s both expensive and risky, as they may not have the demand to sustain their skills. “
      All very true and if you dio have health issues, that’s another thing to consider in making any move.

      But as for just spreading the city/town problems, there’s always going to be plenty of options for many years yet at least.
      Nearest traffic light over 100 km, away and I still get my blood pressure reading well once a fortnight with a trip to give plasma.

    • Ian says:

      03:00pm | 07/03/11

      I did the city thing in my partying 20’s and left in my early 40’s and would never return. Love the country now I’m older but would have hated it in my younger days.

    • FelicityC says:

      03:15pm | 07/03/11

      I am thinking of moving to Tasmania to live. After many trips to explore the Tasmanian Wilderness I am hooked. Clean air , breathtaking views and a climate that promotes health and fitness - what more does one want? Oh and Bob Brown lives there so it must be good.

    • Asrael says:

      04:26pm | 07/03/11

      What puts me off is lack of employment. There is little work that doesn’t come with a tractor or animals attached. Retail work is retail work and twice as dicy as a permanent occupation as it is in the city. Tassie is lovely and if I had an income that was not dependant on an employer, I’d move there in a flash.

    • FelicityC says:

      04:39pm | 07/03/11

      Asrael you probably have talents you dont even know you have so just go with the flow. Nothing ventured nothing gained and if the worst comes to the worst you could always come back but doubt that would happen if you give it 100% effort and put trust in your own ability to survive. Go on give it a go.

    • persephone says:

      06:13am | 08/03/11

      Asrael

      Er, it’s not all about farming.

      My friends are doctors, nurses, teachers, physiotherapists, lawyers, shop keepers, tourism operators, pharmacists, acciountants, high level managers, etc etc.

      My sister had the same concern - can’t move to the country because there aren’t jobs. I pointed out she only needed one.

      She got it (nearly twenty years ago now) and hasn’t looked back.

    • Jeb Baker says:

      11:52am | 08/03/11

      Reply to : FelicityC says:
      It would appear that you are a “Greenie “FelicityC.May I suggest you don’t think about moving to Tasmania,just do it. One less Greenie on the mainland ,and one more in the Tassie Backwoods Wilderness is fine with me.

    • Brimstone says:

      03:21pm | 07/03/11

      Sydney is almost a country town already. The country is scary as shit - nothing but endless nature and creepy neighbors ready to sacrifice you to the Wicker Man.

    • Tony of Poorakistan says:

      03:23pm | 07/03/11

      No wonder people are leaving; it is getting to the point in our major cities that an Aussie feels like a stranger in his own country. 
       
      I’d be out of here like a shot if I could telecommute.

    • The Badger says:

      03:59pm | 07/03/11

      Would you like to volunteer for a teleporting experiment?
      I think you would make an excellent subject.

    • Aasq says:

      04:52pm | 07/03/11

      Where to, Tony ? What country did your family come from, or are you Aboriginal ?

    • MarK says:

      07:57pm | 07/03/11

      Being Aboriginal has nothing to do with being Australian.

    • Rob says:

      11:02pm | 07/03/11

      You’d be out of here like a shot, eh? Deserting your post in all of the finest traditions of the true patriot?

      Then do it. Leave. Go on, get out. Isn’t that the slogan?: If you don’t like it, then leave? You could even try doing a Pauline, and move overseas. Hell, if you hurry, you might even be able to get a seat next to her on the plane when she has her next epiphany and realises that NZ accept less boat people than we do.

    • Treechanger says:

      03:30pm | 07/03/11

      I have no regrets about coming back to a regional hub. We’re further from the beach and good shopping. I can’t earn as much. Our friends and some family are further away.

      But, we don’t spend hours a day sitting/standing on overcrowded trains or in traffic. Going grocery shopping isn’t a major logistical exercise. People don’t consider Westfield a recreational experience in the country - they have (gasp!) lives (that don’t revolve around shopping centres).

      Yep, all the shops aren’t open all day every day. Yep, there are some things you can’t buy locally. But, the wine is made locally - and we know the good stuff. We can have a 100 mile diet easily. People acknowledge you when you go for a morning walk. It IS quieter - I live in a residential area in town where there are few if any trucks and no snakes.

      With the NBN, we will have appropriate hospital services (many of the digital patient services require speeds we can’t achieve, so it’s not just a “want”, it’s a need, especially for patients air-lifted to a Sydney hospital - their pathology or xray results need to be transferred digitally).

    • progressivesunite says:

      03:35pm | 07/03/11

      I just can’t imagine living in the country - ever. I love inner-Sydney (sure, the suburbs would be a bit annoying…). It’s vibrant, I don’t need a car because I can walk to everything (and work in the cbd is a 15 min bus ride), there are restaurants, pubs, bars and bookshops every couple of metres (good ones too, the kind you just can’t find in regional areas). If people lived in high density inner city areas instead of judging cities by the gross outer ‘burbs, they’d realise it’s actually great.

      Someone also has to mention that people in the regions aren’t often as broad minded as those in the inner city and frankly I could do without conservative people being shocked by gays, Muslims etc…..

    • fairsfair says:

      03:56pm | 07/03/11

      I actually enjoy driving and one of my most treasured posessions is my car. I think restaurants are only for special occasions, I am not into drinking or lound music and if I do partake in the odd tipple I prefer to at a BBQ with friends. I buy all my books online as they are overpriced (even exchanged second hand ones) at book stores. I’ve also picked up some cracking non-mainstream reads at my local Vinnies.

      Not all regional people are conservative and you have to be a “type” to want to live the inner city lifestyle. I certainly don’t judge you for that, but you must recognise that not everyone is like you, shares your interests and beliefs.

      For someone so progressive you certainly come across as very closed minded. Frankly I could do without some inner city individual stating that all people from regional areas are closed minded bigots. We aren’t and if you had a car and could go for a drive, you’d probably have already worked that one out for yourself.

    • LauraBoBaura says:

      04:19pm | 07/03/11

      @fairsfair. Agree 100%.

    • Judge Holden says:

      04:29pm | 07/03/11

      I think Progressivesunite is confusing broad-mindedness with something else, judging by the comments about gross suburbs and conservative country folk.  I’ve lived for a brief time in Darlinghurst but was driven mad by the constant noise and activity and the ever present smell of carbon monoxide..
      A lack of convenience is really the only downside to country living, but the upside of this is that you waste less money on frivilous entertainment and eating out. The internet means that many people can work from anywhere they choose, can shop from anywhere they choose and stay in contact with the outside world very easily.
      Not that I’m advocating a mass exodus from the cities - you guys would just ruin it for the rest of us out here!

    • Diamantina Dick says:

      04:40pm | 07/03/11

      “In my wild erratic fancy visions come to me of Clancy
      Gone a-droving down the Cooper where the Western drovers go;
      As the stock are slowly stringing, Clancy rides behind them singing,
      For the drover’s life has pleasures that the townsfolk never know.

      And the bush hath friends to meet him, and their kindly voices greet him
      In the murmur of the breezes and the river on its bars,
      And he sees the vision splendid of the sunlit plains extended,
      And at night, the wondrous glory of the everlasting stars.

      I am sitting in my dingy little office, where a stingy
      Ray of sunlight struggles feebly down between the houses tall,
      And the foetid air and gritty of the dusty, dirty city
      Through the open window floating, spreads its foulness over all.”

      Exerpt from “Clancy of the Overflow” A.B. Paterson

      Yeah, the city is a great place to visit, but there are other choices of where to live too.

      Unfortunately you come across like a “Manic monkey from inner city nirvanaville” and maybe could be a little more open minded.

    • Kate says:

      04:51pm | 07/03/11

      @progressivesunite   “people in the regions aren’t often as broad minded as those in the inner city and frankly I could do without conservative people being shocked by gays, Muslims etc…”——-Hello narrow minded generalisation. 
      I can’t imagine where anyone gets these ideas…. wink  This is not my experience.  There exist compelling examples that demonstrate the opposite is true.

    • MarK says:

      08:00pm | 07/03/11

      “Someone also has to mention that people in the regions aren’t often as broad minded as those in the inner city and frankly I could do without conservative people being shocked by gays, Muslims etc….. “

      It is hard to describe the depth of absolute fail in this sentence.

    • Jim says:

      08:02pm | 07/03/11

      “Frankly I could do without some inner city individual stating that all people from regional areas are closed minded bigots.” - that is the absolute truth Fairsfair!
      We country people have experienced more, faced more challenges, lived a fuller life than anyone who thinks the trip from Newtown to Sydney Uni is too much!
      They can’t really comment until they’ve lived both…I have lived in both and you can give me the country towns any day.

    • Jade says:

      08:42pm | 07/03/11

      I notice a lot of country people rushing to defend the supposed open-mindedness of country people. As someone who spent 18 months living in rural Australia (a town of 3000 people) and who taught at a school of the air, I can say that progressivesunite is being quite kind in his assessment of regional attitudes.

      Charleville and surrounds had some of the most racist, bigotted, homophobic people I have ever had the misfortune to encounter. And I was ostracised for being initially shocked at the openness of these attitudes.

    • James1 says:

      10:11am | 08/03/11

      In Innisfail, I found the locals mostly incredibly closed-minded and rude, especially to perceived “outsiders”.  The Italians hated us for being Irish.  They also (in Italian) constantly bagged the Asians that lived in town for being immigrants (the Italians were the most racist immigrants I have ever seen).  The Aborigines hated everyone who wasn’t an Aborigine, including the Torres Strait Islanders, and the TSIs hated the Aborigines back, although by and large were very friendly to us.  Having also lived in Western Sydney, I actually found Innisfail less racially tolerant and harmonious than I did Western Sydney.

    • fairsfair says:

      11:52am | 08/03/11

      I can’t defend Innisfail James - it is a strange town. It has always seemed to have a sense of entitlement, particularly worsened following cyclone Larry. Irrespective though, I am certain there are some decent people within.

      I am of Irish decent and I grew up 40mins north of Innisfail. Our little regaional town was very multi-cultrual and it worked for the most part. There was the odd loose cannon, but they were quickly set straight. We all get on well and appreciated what we have. Indians, Chinese, Gays, Muslims, Irish, Cane Farmers, Cairns commuters - we all just made it work. We were outsiders when we moved there, because we weren’t born in the hospital or had any relations outside of our immediate family - but you just have to live your own life and not give a crap about what others are doing. The hospital is closed now.

      If everyone stopped worrying about what everyone else was doing the world would be a much easier place. Ah, that ain’t gunna happen!

      I am interested in your take on FNQ though. Cairns has a bad attitude toward visitors - ironic given we are a “tourism hotspot”. I think it is more of a misguided anger at the fact our politicians repeatedly fail us in the development of a single industry economy that is on borrowed time. Scratching the surface of regional areas soon proves that it is never a straight up issue, there is always some sort of undercurrent that is usually based on the fact that we are being left behind. I don’t think that can be disputed either - we are being left behind.

    • James1 says:

      12:12pm | 08/03/11

      Would that be near Babinda, fairsfair?  Some of the best Sundays of my life were spent at the unfortunately named Golden Hole.  I always found Babinda far more welcoming than Innisfail, and more generally I don’t think that Innisfail can be generalised to all rural/regional areas, or FNQ specifically.  It is, as you say, a very strange place.  I always thought it was the humidity doing things to people’s brains, but as it turns out the people in other parts of FNQ are insane in a completely different (and far preferable) way to those in Innisfail. 

      The Irish thing was tough for me - I moved there from a neighbourhood that was 80% Irish Catholic, and we were raised with an immense pride in our Irishness that bordered on chauvanism.  We had always looked down on the Scots and English, and to suddenly be in the minority at the local Catholic school was quite shocking.

    • iansand says:

      03:39pm | 07/03/11

      I reckon the photo is the Kowmung downstream from Kanangra, so the answer is Lithgow.

    • Joe says:

      03:42pm | 07/03/11

      The internet has made cities obsolete. The End.

    • Carz says:

      04:25pm | 07/03/11

      Living in the country is great…unless you need anything. Services are scarce, and I don’t mean just hospitals. Try accessing early intervention services for disabled children. Places are limited even in the city and major regional centres. In the country they are virtually non-existent. Schools are great; frequently they have smaller classes, but also less experienced teachers and often a long bus ride, especially for secondary school students, adding to the length of their school day. And heaven forbid if you should find yourself with an abusive partner and try to escape. Refuges and other domestic violence services tend to be pretty thin on the ground. And when everyone knows everyone who are abused people supposed to talk to and trust that it won’t get back to their partner?

      I grew up in the outer suburbs of a capital city and for the past 11 years have lived in the suburbs of regional centres, which is about as far “country” as you will ever get me.

    • Kevin says:

      04:31pm | 07/03/11

      Access to quality health services (or absence thereof) is a key issue.
      Despite all the ‘lifestyle and liveability’ advertising, people in regional and rural areas die younger than city counterparts. It takes longer to get to hospital, there fewer practitioners, there’s less choice of health professional. Pity help you if you need a specialist (say) endocrinologist, or psychiatrist, or neurologist.

      I also empathise with the comments about narrow-mindedness of country born people.

      But finally would suggest there are three distinct Australian community styles: capital cities; regional cities and rural towns.
      Regional cities are the solution to easing capital city pressure and maintaining a balance of liveability and service availability.

    • Kay Fabe says:

      04:38pm | 07/03/11

      The hoons causing problems in your area are “up from the city,” are they, Tory? I’ve lived in several country towns and have yet to find one that hasn’t been more than capable of producing plenty of its own, home-grown hoons.

    • BJT says:

      05:33pm | 07/03/11

      Well one will live amongst elegant vineyards expecting a wonderous trancending Tuscan experience!
      Dont you just love the smell of Monsanto in the morning…ahh the country life..give it to me anyday…

    • Steve of Cornubia says:

      06:49pm | 07/03/11

      I used to think I wanted to live in the country - till I did. To be fair, I wasn’t all that far away from a city, if you accept that Canberra IS indeed a city. We were just 40mins away by car.

      But that 40 minutes got tedious. Boy, did it get tedious. OK, it was partly my fault, because I’m not the world’s most organised person, and I didn’t forsee quite how badly my lack of foresight would pan out.

      It was DIY wot did it. Every little job invariably had me in the car, driving 40 minutes into town, because I didn’t have a 10mm spanner. Or some PTFE tape. Or batteries for my multimeter. Every job started with a one-hour round trip into Canberra. Which isn’t so bad, provided you’d taken the time to consider, before jumping in the car, whether you might also need some araldite….....

      My record was four trips. In one day. I knew things were bad when, on one trip into town, I noticed that the red rock on the left just by the dead gum tree had been moved a bit. I knew the rocks by the highway ferrchrissake. That’s when I realised I spent way too much time driving up and down the Bloody Bastard Barton Frigging Highway (yes, that is it’s correct title).

      And don’t get me started on entertaining friends. Which meant preparing a dinner. Which meant I needed ingredients.

      Which meant I could check on the rock. At least twice.

    • James1 says:

      10:17am | 08/03/11

      I live in Canberra and having lived in rural areas, regional centres and proper cities, I find Canberra on balance to be wonderful.  Firstly, there are good jobs for university educated types.  Secondly, the facilities are awesome - heaps of specialists, excellent hospitals, and some of the best funded public schools in the country.  Thirdly, its not like living in a city at all - there are trees and bushland and birds and kangaroos and a general “country” sort of feel to the place.

      Sadly, it comes with the expense of living in a proper city, but given that I am a university educated type, we can cop the expense quite easily.  Also, there are a lot of wankers here.  Once at the Farmers’ Markets, I actually heard someone (who was purchasing biodynamic, organic produce, of course) say “Canberra is so much like Europe - everyone is so much more progressive and moral here”.  I thought I had crossed into South Park-land or something.

    • Steve of Cornubia says:

      11:09am | 08/03/11

      And, worst of all, you have to put up with Jon Stahopeless, who has steadily turned Canberra into a fun-free zone. I presume there is still no pub/kiosk/cafe at the Cotter? How many years since the fires now?

      My daughter went beck there to see some friends recently and they couldn’t decide which pub to go to, so I said, “Why not go to both of them?”

    • James1 says:

      12:15pm | 08/03/11

      You presume correct, Steve.  They have also slapped a price on entry to Tidbinbilla Nature Reserve.

      I sincerely hope that one of the two pubs you recommended wasn’t Mooseheads.  Personally, I prefer The Front in Lyneham - great for winding up the lefty undergrads from ANU.

    • Ollie says:

      07:51pm | 07/03/11

      Tory, do you own rental properties in the city?  Trying to protect your investment?

      I haven’t nver hard so much rubbish about living in the country.  My family and I moved out of the city five years ago and my wife and I will never live in the city again.  When our city friends/acquaintences ask us about why we live in the bush, we can hear in the tone of their voices whether they are asking, “Are you mad”? or if they are genuinely interested.  For the latter, we wax lyrical as to why country living is profoundly better than in the city.  For the former, we just say, “Better views, better parking, happier dogs”!

    • Anna says:

      08:09pm | 07/03/11

      People who move with unrealistic expectations (I blame A Country Practice/Sea Change/ Bed of Roses etc) are in for a big shock. It can take years to feel at home in the country, and you may never be accepted as a “local” even then. Amenities can be a problem. It’s all well and good until a serious illness occurs. Not to mention higher education. How may country kids have to go to the city to get the education they want?

    • Not What It's Cracked Up to Be says:

      09:32pm | 07/03/11

      2 years ago I moved from Melbourne to Noosa. Now I can’t wait to get back.
      Nice for a holiday but trust me, you wouldn’t wanna live her.
      To go to a decent shop (and I mean decent, not good) you need to drive 30+ km
      The price of everything is outrageous and generally poor quality.  Breakfast in a cafe for example.
      You always worry that you’ll lose your job because good paying jobs in the region are scarce.  Even then, my commute is 130km per day
      Total lack of any type of cultural stimulation apart from reading a book at the beach.
      When I was pregnant I would have to drive 40min to get my blood pressure checked weekly.  My husband injured his back and we had to drive to Brisbane to see a surgeon.  Even though he could hardly walk at the time, he had to sit in the car for the 4 hour round trip for a 15min appointment.
      Demographic:  Gods waiting room
      If you’re thinking about a sea or tree change , think carefully about your decision.  Loving a holiday destination doesn’t make it an ideal place to live..

    • Queensland HillBilly ugher ugher says:

      10:46pm | 07/03/11

      Australia exists for the benefit of the inner city suburbs - everyone else can whistle.  Moving to regional towns may appear idyllic but because all resources are focussed within a 5km radius of city centres, you’d better be self reliant in all things.

    • deb says:

      05:56am | 08/03/11

      Has anyone read Alex Miller `Journey to the stone country? now thats reeel country livng.flies and all.nothing idyllic about his bush living.
      a bloody good read though

    • Warren says:

      07:12am | 08/03/11

      The problem with country living is you are so dependent on the car. Drive to work, drive the kids to school, drive to the shops. What happens if petrol hits $5 a litre, or more?

    • Malibu Stacey says:

      09:41am | 08/03/11

      I was born and bred here, spent 15 years in cities, and then moved back here to raise my kids.

      Car dependent? It takes my son 5 minutes to walk to and from primary school. It takes my daughter 20 minutes to walk to and from high school. My son walks to his golf lessons, my daughter could walk to her drama classes but I give a lift to a younger child (car-less family) who might find it hard going, so my daughter hitches a ride too. The round trip takes 8 minutes.

      I do need to drive to buy groceries, but I blame the NIMBY local councillors who would rather have our closer ‘retail area’ completely vacant than allow competitors to their own businesses.

      We have an emergency department. We have Careflight for serious health issues (it’s 20 minutes flying time to major Sydney hospitals, I’m told… I think it would take most Sydney-siders longer than that to drive to one?).

      We have two medical centres, both of whom hold a few appointments spare for emergencies that aren’t quite serious enough for the hospital.

      We have locally produced wines (oh, Logan Wines, how I love you). We have locally grown produce which doesn’t rot on the day after it’s bought, unlike supermarket produce which is trucked in.

      We have peak hour. It’s in the school zones, between 8.55am and 9.10am, and then again between 3.10pm and 3.30pm.

      Our biggest traffic problems are kangaroos leisurely hopping down the middle of the road when you’re late for work on the outskirts of town, and ignorant city tourists who can’t function without a traffic light to instruct them.

      Oh, and arrogant tree-changers who think they’re better than us are treated badly for that reason. Most tree-changers are warm and friendly, and we are warm and friendly back. (I met a newcomer on the weekend, and I’m going to ring and ask her to meet up for a coffee soon.) We are not standoff-ish to those who don’t deserve it.

      We have local home-grown hoons. We also have police who come within 5 minutes when you ring them.

      We don’t have a cinema anymore. But we have DVD shops, online streaming (which is quite effective, don’t waste our money on the NBN, thanx very much, Jules), a short film festival, and a craft shop which offers kids the chance to make their own films.

      We have A Day On The Green. If we want to see an international act, we can drive to Sydney for a weekend of being shoved on and off trains and avoiding brawls and then gratefully leave, having raked the smog off our skin.

      I wouldn’t swap it for the biggest mansion in Woollahra.

    • Malibu Stacey says:

      11:55am | 08/03/11

      Okay, so typing my location in the location box didn’t mean that my location was published. Insert eye-rolling here. I’m in Mudgee.

    • LauraBoBaura says:

      12:44pm | 08/03/11

      Ah Mudgee. It’s a cracking little town. I lived 60kms out of Mudgee (Hill End) for years & I loved it. Elton’s breakfast. Yum.

    • Helen says:

      10:31am | 08/03/11

      Tory, Tory, Tory… *rolls eyes*. Very narrow minded article based on your own personal experiences. We moved to the country 10 years ago. We have a hospital 5 minutes from our house. We have a cinema, we have 3 pubs, a Big W and a target Country, Day Spas, Wineries within kilometres and fresh organic local produce at the market. As to all your negatives…. I like the sound of frogs , when there’s heaps it’s like white noise. We can barely hear the main road from our house. Our dairy farmer neighbour ensures no smells come our way - and where do you get the idea that you’ll get a mouth full of pesticide - that’s just nonsense. The only noise taht occasionaly wakes us is when a cow gives birth - maybe 3,4 times a year we hear that. The only thing our little country town doesn’t have is a Hungry jacks or Big Pizza chain. but the local pizzas are better, albeit more expensive and we have the best fish cafes around. So it really matters on where you choose to go to the country. The fleurieu peninsular trumps any urban environment in the entire world.

    • jack says:

      11:12am | 08/03/11

      ewe’s lamb, cows calve, or at least they used to when I lived in the bush.

    • Paul Mason says:

      11:39am | 08/03/11

      I’m South Australian and have no need to shift to a big country town because I’m already living in one. It is called Adelaide.

 

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