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Friday, February 4, 2011
World of Tanks Video Tutorial - Part I: Getting Started
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If you want to see what World of Tanks is all about (driving and shooting, you're welcome!) then check out this new video tutorial on the free-to-play MMO.

In-House: Shogun 2: Total War Preview
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I've had a little over a week to tinker around in a limited press preview build of the PC exclusive Shogun 2: Total War, and have since put together a three page preview for you guys which also includes a nine minute complimentary gameplay video.

Click the link above to go straight to the article, or the image below. Your choice, but please be sure to let us know what you think in the comments!

Battlefield 3 Teaser Trailer & PC Platform Details Released
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Well, butter my biscuits, it looks like DICE is dedicated to pleasing the community after all. According to the latest Battlefield Blog update, Battlefield 3 will include jets, prone, and 64-player multiplayer on the PC. Battlefield 3 will be released this coming Fall, and limited editions are already available for preorder.

We've Got So Many Dawn of War II Retribution Shots That Your Head Will Explode
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Thanks to the folks at Relic for sending over a huge batch of Warhammer 40,000: Dawn of War II - Retribution screenshots this morning. Not only was the batch very large in quantity, but also in resolution size. Go go gadget Photoshop batch convert!


Battlefield 3 Reveal Coming Up In March Issue Of Game Informer
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According to a recent announcement made by the staff at Game Informer magazine, the March issue of GI features the world exclusive reveal of Battlefield 3.

In our world-exclusive cover story, Game Informer unveils the first numbered entry in the Battlefield series since 2005. Many longtime fans are wondering, "what took so long?!" DICE has honed the concept for the true sequel for years, but it wasn't until the company developed the powerful new Frostbite 2 engine that it felt all the pieces were in place to create a proper follow-up. Armed with powerful upgrades like deferred rendering, real-time radiosity, a new animation system borrowed from the EA Sports label, and an exponential leap in destructibility, executive producer Patrick Bach dubs Frostbite 2 "the best piece of technology on the market when it comes to building games."
There's already a sneak peak at the full front and back page spread at the announcement page, and the first teaser trailer is expected to be released sometime later today.
Deus Ex: Human Revolution Preview Up @ PCGamer
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Square Enix hosted Deus Ex related media events at various locations around the world not too long ago, and the guys at PC Gamer wrote up one of the best hands-on previews I've seen so far. Unfortunately for some reason the Xbox 360 was the platform chosen for the event, but the PCG editor forged ahead and took one for the team. Now you too can see if Deus Ex: Human Revolution lives up to the hype.

Deus Ex was an action RPG that looked like a shooter. Its genius was giving you a large number of tools to manipulate your environment, then making sure the most obvious one – using guns to shoot people – was often prohibitively difficult. It didn’t just let you get creative, it forced you to be. The big question is whether its prequel Human Revolution will too, and the only way to know is by playing it.

I wasn’t expecting the game to be so balls-out about its hardcore roots – “Would you like to play on Normal, sir, or would you like to actually play the game?” But by the end of the three hours I spent playing it, I realised that’s a common theme. Plenty is different to the original Deus Ex, plenty is more accessible, and plenty is more cinematic. But it’s still a game that slaps you in the face for trying to play it like Quake.

In Other News... Me So Sleepy
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Bacon. Boobs. Bacon Boobs. Boob Bacon? Is that good enough for the Morning Juberish lovers out there, or do I actually have to put more effort or even pictures into it? :)

It's been a long week, so I'm actually very happy that it's Friday. That's not to say that I have days of relaxation ahead of me, but it gives me a very good excuse to catch up on some sleep without seeming like a total bum. The crazy snowstorm that hit earlier this week pretty much buried everything, so the girlfriend and I have been stuck inside like hermits except while trying to dig out a little bit. She claims she's now suffering from cabin fever, but I just call it another day in the mancave.

I've got some more content to post for you guys before the weekend hits, this time it's a Shogun 2 hands-on preview. I'll talk more about it later, but there's three pages of stuff to read and even a nine minute video with some badass VO. The B-Roll compilation that SEGA originally sent over was actually over 30 minutes long, so I tried to trim out the fat and leave only the meaty bits.

Anyhoo, I best be getting to the news before I fall asleep at the keyboard, but feel free to entertain me with stories of how the hype machine has influenced your buying decisions in the past. We've got some big games on the horizon like Battlefield 3, Deus Ex, Shogun 2, Bulletstorm, and of course Skyrim, each of which have pretty big marketing budgets!

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Thursday, February 3, 2011
Chick Breaks Chick Record For Guitar Hero 3
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Annie Leung, a 26 year old recent college graduate from San Francisco, has achieved gaming success after getting the highest recorded score on Guitar Hero 3 for a FEMALE. Annie rang in with 789,349 points, making her the current Guinness World Records holder in this particular category. Apparently she has been playing games competitive for the past 7 years.

Annie says it's hard to be a female gamer, but she has overcome the odds!

Dungeon Siege III Releasing in May
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Dungeon Siege 3 will be hitting retail on May 31, 2011. Will you be heading back to the Kingdom of Ehb?

In DUNGEON SIEGE III, players assume the role of one of four legionnaires in the crumbling kingdom of Ehb, fighting for the sake of their fallen comrades. Conflict is constant and decisions have lasting consequences, allowing players to dictate the outcome of the tale. Do battle as a lone hero or fight alongside up to three friends and, thanks to robust AI, DUNGEON SIEGE III’s co-op multiplayer mode allows players to seamlessly drop in and out of battle without interrupting the action or impacting the campaign.


Check Out The Official Dark Souls Announcement Trailer
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Dark Souls looks very atmospheric, and is expected to hit the 360 and PS3 platforms sometime this year.

Deus Ex: Human Revolution Adam Jensen Trailer Released
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These Deus Ex: Human Revolution trailers continue to seriously impress me. Let's hope the actual gameplay stacks up and stays true to the original.

DICE Cancels Two Battlefield Projects For PC, Commits To BF3
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DICE announced today on the official Battlefield Blog that Battlefield 1943 and Bad Company 2: Onslaught have been canceled on the PC platform. According to the announcement, DICE is looking to instead allocate their resources on Battlefield 3, stating:

While we’ll continue supporting Battlefield: Bad Company 2 and previous games, it’s time to look ahead to the next giant leap for DICE – the release of Battlefield 3, powered by the mighty Frostbite 2 engine. Our goal is crystal clear: we’re going to build the best Battlefield game ever, and we’ll do whatever it takes to make this the biggest launch in DICE’s history.
Supposedly those that have seen DICE's Battlefield 3 demonstrations at EA had their minds blown. As long as DICE brings back serious air combat I'll be happy, and who knows maybe we'll see some sort of nod to 1942 as an add-on like Bad Company 2's Vietnam.
Dragon Age 2 Demo: There Will Be One
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So now it's official.

The entire world stands on the brink of war and you are the one person at the center of it all. On February 22, 2011, BioWare™ will release a demo for Dragon Age™ II, allowing gamers on all platforms to experience a portion of this epic action RPG. Featuring enhanced graphics, faster, more responsive combat and a gripping storyline, the Dragon Age II demo is your chance to find out firsthand why IGN, Game Informer, MTV and The New York Times’ Seth Schiesel have endorsed Dragon Age II as one of the most anticipated games of 2011.

In the demo, players will venture through the game’s prologue, choosing from three different character classes. They’ll also learn more about Hawke and hone their skills and abilities that will make them the ultimate hero. After finishing the prologue, players will enter a key new location in the world of Dragon Age, Kirkwall, befriending Isabela, a romantic interest in the game who is also a deadly smuggler. Upon completion of the demo, players will unlock a special weapon, Hayder’s Razor, an ancient dwarven blade which increases health, mana, and combat abilities, in the full release of Dragon Age II.*

*Conditions and restrictions apply. See http://dragonage.bioware.com/da2/demo for details.

NOTE: The demo link seems to be broken right now but that's the link we got in the official announcement.

World of Tanks Tutorial #1
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Wargaming.net has started a series of video tutorials for their upcoming free-to-play action MMO World of Tanks and here's the first one. This one covers basic information about the game, focusing on the level up system, upgrades options, crew training, finance and economy.

Darkspore Limited Edition Trailer
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Here's a trailer from Maxis' Darkspore showing the goodies you get with the limited edition.

Yar's Revenge Dev Diary: Art of Yars
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In this video, the developer talks about the art style used in the re-make of Atari's old classic Yar's Revenge.

New F.E.A.R.3 Screenshots
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Here are 14 new F.E.A.R 3 screenshots from Warner Brothers.


Steam Rakes in Nearly $1 Billion in 2010
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According to Forecasting and Analyzing Digital Entertainment (FADE), a market research firm that produces monthly and annual reports for Steam, Xbox Live Arcade, Playstation Network, WiiWare & Virtual Console, and mobile markets, Valve's PC distribution platform got an estimated revenue of US$970 million in 2010.

Director of Research & Analysis, Benjamin Schlichter, stated, "Steam's growth has been remarkable during the year. Over 180 titles were estimated reaching over $1 million USD in revenue for the year, painting a very healthy market for developers and publishers, with more room for growth in the future."

Here are the top selling games on Steam for 2010.

  1. Call of Duty: Black Ops (Activision) - $98.2 Million USD
  2. Call of Duty: Modern Warfare 2 (Activision) - $39.4 Million USD
  3. Left 4 Dead 2 (Valve) - $36.0 Million USD
  4. Battlefield: Bad Company 2 (Electronic Arts) - $25.4 Million USD
  5. Sid Meier's Civilization V (2K Games) - $21.9 Million USD
  6. Portal (Valve) - $20.0 Million USD
  7. Fallout: New Vegas (Bethesda Softworks) - $17.0 Million USD
  8. Metro 2033 (THQ) - $13.4 Million USD
  9. Mafia II (2K Games) - $11.9 Million USD
  10. Warhammer 40,000: Dawn of War II: Chaos Rising (THQ) - $10.8 Million USD
J!NX World of Warcraft T-Shirt Design Contest Now Open
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From now until February 16th, J!NX, the online store that sells gamer stuff, is holding a T-shirt design contest for their next World of Warcraft collection.

We look to you, the faithful denizens of Azeroth to muster your artistic skills and design the next wave of tees in the J!NX World of Warcraft Collection. Your design should capture the rivalry, the spirit of competition, the accomplishment, and the dominance you feel when you enter that world. Will you throw some witty text on a cool background?

Will you come up with an inside joke that only end-game players will smirk at? Will you declare your fealty to the Alliance, or will your design scream For the Horde!? This is your chance to decide the epic gear that you and 12 million other players will be wearing.

Winners get the following prizes:

First Prize

  • $500 Cash & $250 J!NX gift certificate
  • Mottled Drake loot card from Cryptozoic
  • 2 Class Starter Decks from Cryptozoic
  • SteelSeries – World of Warcraft®: Cataclysm™ MMO Gaming Mouse
  • SteelSeries – SteelSeries Siberia V2 Headset
  • SteelSeries – SteelSeries Shift Keyboard: Cataclysm™
  • SteelSeries – SteelSeries Qck Deathwing Edition
  • Murloc Stein from Taverncraft
  • Signed Cataclysm art book
  • World of Warcraft: Cataclysm Strategy Guide from BradyGames
  • Subscription to World of Warcraft: The Official Magazine

Second Prize

  • $500 Cash & $250 J!NX gift certificate
  • El Polo Grande loot card from Cryptozoic
  • 2 Class Starter Decks from Cryptozoic
  • SteelSeries – World of Warcraft®: Cataclysm™ MMO Gaming Mouse
  • SteelSeries – SteelSeries Qck Goblin Edition
  • Tankard O' Terror from Taverncraft
  • Signed Cataclysm art book
  • Subscription to World of Warcraft: The Official Magazine

Third Prize

  • $500 Cash & $250 J!NX gift certificate
  • Ethereal Plunderer loot card from Cryptozoic
  • 2 Class Starter Decks from Cryptozoic
  • SteelSeries – SteelSeries Qck Worgen Edition
  • Pair of Orgrimmar & Stormwind Mugs from Taverncraft
  • Signed Cataclysm art book
  • Subscription to World of Warcraft: The Official Magazine

For complete rules and entry forms, visit the J!NX website.

Vindictus "Lost Artifact" Update Coming Soon
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Nexon has announced an update to its free-to-play MMO Vindictus, due to go live on February 16. The largest content update to the game so far, "Lost Artifact" will increase the level cap from 44 to 60, add six bonus chapters and introduce the new Hero and Gauntlet modes. It also adds two new areas, Hoarfrost Depths and Hilder Forest.

Also, from now until February 15, players can do Valentine-themed quests and purchase Valentine "inner armor" (aka undies) and a special necklace from their cash store.


The Sims 3 Outdoor Living Stuff Launch Trailer
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Maxis makes sure that Sims 3 fans never, ever, ever run out of content. Now hand over your simolians and no one has to get hurt!

Guild Wars 2 Heading To PAX East With New Demo
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PAX East is coming up in March, and ArenaNet will be at the Boston event with a brand new playable demo of Guild Wars 2. They'll also be doing a meet 'n greet and some panels.

Come meet ArenaNet devs in person at the NCsoft PAX East Meet and Greet on Friday, March 11 at the Westin Boston Waterfront Hotel. This is your chance to hang out with your favorite developers, score some sweet loot, and play the Guild Wars 2 demo on one of 20 demo stations. This event will be open to everybody, so keep in mind that admission will be limited to the capacity of the venue.

What would a convention be without panels? On Saturday, March 12 at PAX East, ArenaNet will host the “Guild Wars 2 – Fantasy MMO Redefined” panel. This discussion runs from 3PM to 4PM, and will feature Colin Johanson, Jon Peters, Tirzah Bauer, and more. In addition, Colin will also be part of the MMORPG.com panel “The Future of Online Games” at 5 PM at the Naga Theater. He’s a busy guy!

But that’s not all, folks. Our very own Community wizard Regina Buenaobra will be featured on two panels at PAX East this year: “What the Heck is a Community Manager?” on Friday, March 11 at 3:30 PM and “One of Us” on Sunday, March 13 at 12:00 PM. All times are subject to change, of course.

Here's A Fancy NGP Trailer For Our Handheld Junkies
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We won't be giving the upcoming generation of handhelds too much love, but I figured I'd toss up this little Sony NGP (Next Generation Portable) trailer since it's a slow morning:

Company of Heroes Online Shutting Down March 31st
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Relic's Thunder revealed yesterday that Company of Heroes Online will be going offline on March 31st, 2011. Here's a snip from the full update, which you can check out at Relic's official CoH page:

On behalf of the entire Company of Heroes team, we want to thank everyone for participating in the Company of Heroes Online Open Beta program. After an exciting period of operating and testing, we will be closing Open Beta on March 31, 2011 to evaluate the next steps for the Company of Heroes series. As of today, you can no longer purchase COHO Cash from the website, but you will be able to spend any purchased COHO Cash in the game until March 31, 2011. We will also honor any COHO Cash Card redemptions on the website until March 1, 2011. For additional information regarding COHO Open Beta, visit the FAQ section.
While Company of Heroes Online never left the beta phase in the US, Relic still claims the project as a success that provided them with plenty of useful data. Users who purchased the in-game currency will have until the closure to use their points, otherwise they disappear forever.

As a token of gratitude to the community for participating in the test, all players who registered prior to February 1st, 2011 can grab a code linked to an exclusive offer for the Company of Heroes Gold Edition for $4.99 from the THQ online store.

The Morning Juberish
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So, Beavis and Butthead are returning to MTV. That's my interesting (?) factoid of the day. Dearly beloveds, we are gathered here today to talk about cheese. Or Bulletstorm. Or whatever you like really. I was playing the BS demo last night, fun stuff. Dig the weapons, flyswatter rocks the casbah. I wasn't really planning to buy it, but I may have to now. Whadda ya think of that, dick tits? Checked out the Crysis 2 MP demo as well. It looked nice but I can't play console shooters worth shit. I just wandered around eating my own pineapples.

Check out this video... you'll laugh, you'll cry, and then you'll throw up a bit in your mouth. As for the image... some things just make no sense, but I had to post something to make up for the video. Mama's got a squeezebox?