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WOWOWOW. And to think I thought this was bad. (OK, it was pretty bad.) This woman’s dress just straight up scares me. The flecks of red in the feather collar? What are those supposed to be? And the black gloves? I’m speechless. Except I do feel the need to point out that I carried that exact umbrella in my kindergarten tap recital. Other than that, I’m speechless.

The submitter said this was a “Hollywood-themed” wedding, but I’m a little confused as to what that means exactly. All I know for sure is that little girl has never wished so hard that she could just be invisible for the day. I can’t blame her, either; her outfit isn’t something out of which confidence is born. Also what’s up with the pink and blue balloons? Is this a combination baby shower? #confused

Lea Michele doesn’t look too happy to be this dude’s bride. And he kinda looks like he’s considering going on a murderous rampage right after taking off that tie. Yikes! But hey, at least the officiant looks pleased with his handiwork. Ignorance is bliss.

How did I not know about this awesomeness until now?

KOMOnews:

It was a zombie wedding, held at the first annual ZomBCon Saturday night at Seattle’s Experience Music Project. The “zombies” weren’t the actual living dead. But the ceremony was the real thing. Cult movie star and newly ordained minister Bruce Campbell officiated at what was called ‘Evil Dead’ wedding – named after the movie trilogy.

“You know that things will not always be easy in your relationship … you will occasionally find yourself stumbling on your path together unsure of what lies ahead,” Campbell told the couple, as he administered the vows.

“But there will always be one thing in your life that you can count on, one thing you will both seek out relentlessly, and one thing that will consume you both, and that one thing is – brrrains. … Ah, I’m sorry, I mean love.”

I wonder if the bride read this magazine to prepare for her wedding? Congrats to the newlyweds!

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First we had the “traditional” (if small) armadillo groom’s cake. Then we had the possum/roadkill groom’s cake. And now…this. The taxidermy groom’s cake?? The ram/dog-faced cake that nightmares are made of?? What the hell is this thing? And why does it appear to be looking straight into my soul?

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Oh, girl. The shoes…the weird sexy lingerie upper half of her dress — which, by the way, is a mullet dress, if you want to get into proper terminology. I’m not sure exactly where she went wrong along the way, but where she ended up is a confusing and somewhat slutty place. I really am curious about those shoes.

PS: On a sweet note, the looks the bride and groom are giving each other are pretty adorable.

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Daaaaaamn. I don’t know if I’d want to be dragged back to her lair, if you know what I’m sayin’. Who knows what a woman whose *hair* can’t be contained is capable of?! I mean, the poor veil can’t even fit over that ‘do. She looks happy, so I’m happy for her, but that hairstyle has GOT ta go. I feel like there’s a whole den of creatures living inside of it.