Don Chavez

My favorite thing about tattoos, besides the fact that I don’t have any, is the hilarity that they bring to the Internet. Today I’ve got a couple good ones, but my favorite has to be the “Sleep When Your Dead” tattoo. Ooops. Here are you’re funnies…

These photos of Lily Aldridge modeling a bikini almost take my mind off the fact that I’m about to get a shitload of snow dumped on my ass this week. Honestly I don’t care about it on Wednesday. I’ll just hunker down in the basement and take of business as usual. What I’m worried about is the snow screwing with my tailgate party at Gillette Stadium this weekend. Yes it’s nice to have a free cooler (snow bank) courtesy of mother nature, but it sucks when the snow cuts into 25% of the available parking spots.

Well back to the T&A. See more of Lily promoting St. Barts tourism after the break…

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I won’t lie, I think my Pedro moved a little bit at the 4 minute 30 second mark when Grandma started singing that it was getting hot in there. This can’t be real, but I’ll tell you right now you just got a glimpse of the senior citizen Don Chavez. I can only imagine how much senior ass I’ll be pulling when the elderly me starts breaking it down. The old hens will just be lining up to take a ride on my wheelchair.

In case you haven’t noticed, all the latest magazine issue just hit the newsstands (read: internet), so we’ve got plenty of hot pics this week. But then there are the lads of FHM, who go above and behind to not only provide images but video as well. Such is the case with this post and the lovely Zoe Salmon. She graces the back cover of the magazine while Nicole Scherzinger stole the front. If you ask me, I think they should have shared the front cover by posing as a human pretzel together, in the nude.

Check out more of Zoe Salmon and the lingerie guide at FHM.com.

Just when you thought Olivia Munn’s 15 minutes was up she blows your mind with photos like these from the February 2011 issue of Maxim. Just annihilates any thoughts you might have of her trying too hard to be funny and pandering the dweebs and geeks. Nope, now she’s just pandering to anyone who pees standing up, because these photos are unquestionably hot.

See the full spread after the break…

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