It’s the host blunderful lime of the gear
Posted on | December 23, 2010 | 58 Comments
The comment spammers are getting personal.
I used to love reading your blog, but lately it’s been a little boring. I’ll still read it though =)
Aw, thanks. At least I think that was a comment spammer. Perhaps the fact her username linked to a site which had more cocks than the Dail is a giveaway.
What a year it’s been. With days and weeks and months and then here we are at the end of it worse off than we were at the start of it.
Yet this is not a time to gripe or moan or complain. Enough of that has been done. And it’s made precisely no difference. 2011 must be the year of planks with nails in them, bats (cricket/baseball, not blind flappy cunts), arson attacks and hilarious, cutting graffiti.
I’m going to take some days off now, I hope you and yours get everything you deserve. See, that works for good people and for cunts too.
Have a good one.
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December 23rd, 2010 @ 7:49 am
Wishing you and yours Twenty, and all of you who comment here and your families, a very happy Christmas.
December 23rd, 2010 @ 7:53 am
Have a good one, LL
December 23rd, 2010 @ 9:25 am
Good luck 20 and as Sharon says “ do take care”
*gets sick in mouth*
That’s not a limerick house in the pic, no horse outside.
December 23rd, 2010 @ 9:42 am
Merry Christmas all. Keep putting the boot in next year, Twenty…
December 23rd, 2010 @ 9:44 am
Fuck christmas. Cannot wait for Easter, I abhore Easter also.
December 23rd, 2010 @ 9:45 am
you too dude. thanks for lettting us on to the best meeting place on the planet
best wishes to everybody for 2011, except the captain. only kiddin’ cap’n.
December 23rd, 2010 @ 9:52 am
yes it is a great meeting place have a great christmas all’ this is christmas for me http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1l1_82x2BO4
December 23rd, 2010 @ 9:55 am
I used to enjoy reading your blog..
I still do,just sayin.
Hope evryone has a nice few days off and gets rightly cunted in their bastards in a nice way..
December 23rd, 2010 @ 9:59 am
More to my taste and appropriate for the current weather -
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Om0jhPkOwhg
Mind you, Darlie Chickens is a good author. Nice atmosphere.
December 23rd, 2010 @ 10:19 am
Its the most chunderful crime of the year
December 23rd, 2010 @ 10:23 am
Merry Christmas and a happy new year
you bunch of cunts.
December 23rd, 2010 @ 10:23 am
MAY WHAT IS FOR YOU NEVER PASS YOU BY…
December 23rd, 2010 @ 10:29 am
Drive on Gluaistean!
Happy Christmas everyone.
December 23rd, 2010 @ 10:55 am
Ten gorgeous days of peace and not having to interact with people I don’t like. Bliss.
All I want for xmas is an isolated lighthouse, a small library of challenging books and a dog called ‘cunt’.
If I put on a sound effects CD of waves crashing against rocks I’ll almost be there ….
Try not to kill direct family members please ladies and gentlemen we can’t afford the Garda overtime.
Have a good one whatever or whoever you are doing.
December 23rd, 2010 @ 11:25 am
I can see that everyone here is fit to be yuletied. So have a good one.
And if you happen to see a lanky bespectacled middle-aged cunt in the Long Hall some evening blurting bad drunken Spanish into his mot’s face -please don’t glass him or I’ll tell Twenty on yis.
December 23rd, 2010 @ 11:59 am
Best wishes to all in Twentyland.
Remember the Sanity Clause is not just for
children.
December 23rd, 2010 @ 12:10 pm
Happy Crimbo to all, and to all a good shite.
December 23rd, 2010 @ 12:21 pm
Happy Christmas ye cunt!
Snow Jabba, excellent.
December 23rd, 2010 @ 1:14 pm
Hab hab dhrihmshims! fug.. fuggin nude yipper toosh!
Heheh, drunk writing – comedy gold!
December 23rd, 2010 @ 1:26 pm
Happy Christmas one and all and, as itchy says, thanks for the meeting place Twenty.
By the way, if you see me out carolling, please give generously. Otherwise I’m freezing me nuts off for nothing.
December 23rd, 2010 @ 1:28 pm
MCAHNY everyone.
Fuck snow.
December 23rd, 2010 @ 2:01 pm
Apache pizza happy days to all and your nearest & dearest and may you all receive that 6 pack of penneys socks you wished for.
December 23rd, 2010 @ 3:04 pm
You mean I finally get a few days off and you won’t be here? Did you not do like the radio stations and do stuff ahead?
Merry chrimbo everyone and remember to keep the Christ in Christmas….like…”Christ, I went on me hole today in that snow”
December 23rd, 2010 @ 3:26 pm
Merry Christmas everybody, with lots of the merry. Thanks from me too Twenty and to all who post – great posts, great chats.
December 23rd, 2010 @ 3:44 pm
Oh the Dickensian cheer!
Happy Christmas, Twenty, and happy Christmas everyone!
December 23rd, 2010 @ 4:11 pm
time for stout christmas style
December 23rd, 2010 @ 4:15 pm
“time for stout christmas style”
It’s ALWAYS time for bottled Stout, the big bottles.
December 23rd, 2010 @ 4:18 pm
Happy holidays, yee haw.
December 23rd, 2010 @ 4:21 pm
a coal fire it looks like more SNOW The little dog is here having a chew on BONE AND i HAVE a glass of ten year old port so happy xmas to all the heads who scribe here
December 23rd, 2010 @ 5:02 pm
Merry Christmas to one and all. Shall I turn out the lights?
December 23rd, 2010 @ 5:07 pm
“Shall I turn out the lights?”
Yes, lie down and start on the lithium. Only 8 more days.
December 23rd, 2010 @ 5:10 pm
Yea, but leave the heating on.
December 23rd, 2010 @ 5:12 pm
Off with the heating! it is mild outside.
December 23rd, 2010 @ 5:13 pm
Happy Christmas to all.
Keep up the good work next year Twenty. You’ve never been boring as long as I’ve been reading.
Definitely spammers. Who else would have a website of cocks.
Gots the linky by any chance?
Go on tis Christmas. :)
A blob of yogurt spilt on my lovely pretty top, just as I read and may you get what you deserve…hmmm.
December 23rd, 2010 @ 11:10 pm
Happy Christmas Cunts!
December 23rd, 2010 @ 11:44 pm
Bah, Humbug!
December 24th, 2010 @ 12:57 am
Have a great holiday, Twenty, and come back refreshed and washed.
(Now, aren’t you glad you came back all those years ago… )
December 24th, 2010 @ 8:20 am
Haff a Merry Christmas unt a Happy Neue Jahr. Zat is an order.
December 24th, 2010 @ 9:12 am
38 degrees and my airconditioner just packed up. That is the truth no joke. Anyway all the best to Twenty and all his troops for Christmas and the New Year.
December 24th, 2010 @ 4:06 pm
xmas has started extraordinary well
WOOOHOOO!
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/entertainment-arts-12073485
December 24th, 2010 @ 4:06 pm
Happy Christmas one and all
December 24th, 2010 @ 4:13 pm
oh baby, treat me badly.
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2010/12/21/ryan-reynolds-says-scarlett-johansson-treated-him-badly-report_n_799779.html
December 24th, 2010 @ 4:29 pm
but not this badly
third world country
still no arrests
Brian Lenihan is trying hard and doing his best. Pity that he’s a fucking clueless buffoon
http://www.independent.ie/national-news/lender-must-be-indestructible-2473179.html
December 24th, 2010 @ 4:56 pm
FFS Itchy, leave it be for a few days.
December 24th, 2010 @ 5:07 pm
heh, ok
I swear I won’t mention Fianna Fail/PD cunts for at least another …eh…hour or so
here’s one I prepared earlier
http://www.npr.org/player/v2/mediaPlayer.html?action=1&t=1&islist=false&id=132203681&m=132203829
December 24th, 2010 @ 5:07 pm
http://www.npr.org/2010/12/22/132203681/janelle-monae-on-world-cafe
December 24th, 2010 @ 5:19 pm
Nuke xmas.
December 24th, 2010 @ 5:24 pm
Have a good holiday Twenty, and the same to all the rest of you funny fuckers. Thanks.
December 24th, 2010 @ 6:45 pm
0. Johnnie390
December 24th, 2010 @ 5:19 pm
Nuke xmas.
sorry i’m late
Mary Harney has a few snukes in her snatch. She is a weapon of mass destruction, she destroys everything she touches.
December 24th, 2010 @ 9:03 pm
Just saw Ryan ZANUFF Turbridy. He’s the spit of Ivor Callely. It’s in the eyebrows
December 25th, 2010 @ 1:04 am
nadolig llawen gont
December 25th, 2010 @ 8:15 am
Nice people the Welsh. Always liked ‘em.
December 25th, 2010 @ 8:16 am
Sorry. ‘Ze Velsh’ and of course ‘em’ should be replaced by ‘zem’.
Scheisse.
December 25th, 2010 @ 9:59 am
“Sorry. ‘Ze Velsh’ and of course ‘em’ should be replaced by ‘zem’.
Scheisse.”
Wer sind Sie?? Haben Sie Dachschaden?
Der Beobachter.
December 25th, 2010 @ 2:54 pm
twenty; you gotta relaese my message, if only to piss off SG. I think your anti-spam got it
happy xmas
December 25th, 2010 @ 3:18 pm
It’s going to snow hard in New York tomorrow Boxing Day.
Just because we are stopping the illegals at Shannon please stop fucking with us by sending us your snow.
December 25th, 2010 @ 4:04 pm
boxing day reference will piss off all the FF voters. god man met man.
The radio is on and that creepy guy Chris De Burgh, no, sorry, the other guy who makes my skin crawl, the creepy dude Ryan Turbridy, sorry no, the other creepy guy who turns his accent into a really janey howya when it suits, Joe Duffy. Or was it the guy who likes land Pat Kenny? So many creepy crawlies in RTE, so much more time for them. fuck.
Joe Duffy is on, that one. He’s got a panel discussing the virgin birth of jc and how it’s only in 2 gospels. These people are discusssing virgin births as told through books of fiction called the gospel. Got me thinking about Boris Becker and his defence in a paternity suit of that he he didn’t actually have a shag in the cupboard of the restaurant, he got a blow job, he left, she must have not swallowed…hmmm.. and then she impregnated herself.
http://english.pravda.ru/news/russia/20-01-2001/38926-0/
now there’s some guy sounding like he wants to jump off a building because he used to piss in his bed in the shape of ireland but only the 26 counties. he’d then push his hot water bottle over the piss and it would leave the shape of bertie aherns nose. I made up the last bit
rte and the kremlin walked into a bar.
December 25th, 2010 @ 5:08 pm
“now there’s some guy sounding like he wants to jump off a building because he used to piss in his bed in the shape of ireland but only the 26 counties. he’d then push his hot water bottle over the piss and it would leave the shape of bertie aherns nose. I made up the last bit
rte and the kremlin walked into a bar.”
Where can I contact your dealer??