It’s the host blunderful lime of the gear

Posted on | December 23, 2010 | 58 Comments

The comment spammers are getting personal.

I used to love reading your blog, but lately it’s been a little boring. I’ll still read it though =)

Aw, thanks. At least I think that was a comment spammer. Perhaps the fact her username linked to a site which had more cocks than the Dail is a giveaway.

What a year it’s been. With days and weeks and months and then here we are at the end of it worse off than we were at the start of it.

Yet this is not a time to gripe or moan or complain. Enough of that has been done. And it’s made precisely no difference. 2011 must be the year of planks with nails in them, bats (cricket/baseball, not blind flappy cunts), arson attacks and hilarious, cutting graffiti.

I’m going to take some days off now, I hope you and yours get everything you deserve. See, that works for good people and for cunts too.

Have a good one.

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58 Responses to “It’s the host blunderful lime of the gear”

  1. Loco Lobo
    December 23rd, 2010 @ 7:49 am

    Wishing you and yours Twenty, and all of you who comment here and your families, a very happy Christmas.

  2. Twenty Major
    December 23rd, 2010 @ 7:53 am

    Have a good one, LL

  3. sniffle
    December 23rd, 2010 @ 9:25 am

    Good luck 20 and as Sharon says “ do take care”
    *gets sick in mouth*

    That’s not a limerick house in the pic, no horse outside.

  4. tomo
    December 23rd, 2010 @ 9:42 am

    Merry Christmas all. Keep putting the boot in next year, Twenty…

  5. Johnnie390
    December 23rd, 2010 @ 9:44 am

    Fuck christmas. Cannot wait for Easter, I abhore Easter also.

  6. itchybollix
    December 23rd, 2010 @ 9:45 am

    you too dude. thanks for lettting us on to the best meeting place on the planet

    best wishes to everybody for 2011, except the captain. only kiddin’ cap’n.

  7. on the dry
    December 23rd, 2010 @ 9:52 am

    yes it is a great meeting place have a great christmas all’ this is christmas for me http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1l1_82x2BO4

  8. Fill3rup
    December 23rd, 2010 @ 9:55 am

    I used to enjoy reading your blog..

    I still do,just sayin.

    Hope evryone has a nice few days off and gets rightly cunted in their bastards in a nice way..

  9. Johnnie390
    December 23rd, 2010 @ 9:59 am

    More to my taste and appropriate for the current weather -

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Om0jhPkOwhg

    Mind you, Darlie Chickens is a good author. Nice atmosphere.

  10. Ibanez
    December 23rd, 2010 @ 10:19 am

    Its the most chunderful crime of the year

  11. divneymathers
    December 23rd, 2010 @ 10:23 am

    Merry Christmas and a happy new year
    you bunch of cunts.

  12. GLUAISTEAN
    December 23rd, 2010 @ 10:23 am

    MAY WHAT IS FOR YOU NEVER PASS YOU BY…

  13. Git
    December 23rd, 2010 @ 10:29 am

    Drive on Gluaistean!

    Happy Christmas everyone.

  14. Captain Con O'Sullivan
    December 23rd, 2010 @ 10:55 am

    Ten gorgeous days of peace and not having to interact with people I don’t like. Bliss.

    All I want for xmas is an isolated lighthouse, a small library of challenging books and a dog called ‘cunt’.

    If I put on a sound effects CD of waves crashing against rocks I’ll almost be there ….

    Try not to kill direct family members please ladies and gentlemen we can’t afford the Garda overtime.

    Have a good one whatever or whoever you are doing.

  15. Lung the Younger
    December 23rd, 2010 @ 11:25 am

    I can see that everyone here is fit to be yuletied. So have a good one.

    And if you happen to see a lanky bespectacled middle-aged cunt in the Long Hall some evening blurting bad drunken Spanish into his mot’s face -please don’t glass him or I’ll tell Twenty on yis.

  16. sheepshagger
    December 23rd, 2010 @ 11:59 am

    Best wishes to all in Twentyland.
    Remember the Sanity Clause is not just for
    children.

  17. Silla
    December 23rd, 2010 @ 12:10 pm

    Happy Crimbo to all, and to all a good shite.

  18. Action Man
    December 23rd, 2010 @ 12:21 pm

    Happy Christmas ye cunt!

    Snow Jabba, excellent.

  19. fuzzix
    December 23rd, 2010 @ 1:14 pm

    Hab hab dhrihmshims! fug.. fuggin nude yipper toosh!

    Heheh, drunk writing – comedy gold!

  20. Crank
    December 23rd, 2010 @ 1:26 pm

    Happy Christmas one and all and, as itchy says, thanks for the meeting place Twenty.

    By the way, if you see me out carolling, please give generously. Otherwise I’m freezing me nuts off for nothing.

  21. Holemaster
    December 23rd, 2010 @ 1:28 pm

    MCAHNY everyone.

    Fuck snow.

  22. Senor Dingdong
    December 23rd, 2010 @ 2:01 pm

    Apache pizza happy days to all and your nearest & dearest and may you all receive that 6 pack of penneys socks you wished for.

  23. Magoo
    December 23rd, 2010 @ 3:04 pm

    You mean I finally get a few days off and you won’t be here? Did you not do like the radio stations and do stuff ahead?
    Merry chrimbo everyone and remember to keep the Christ in Christmas….like…”Christ, I went on me hole today in that snow”

  24. Christy
    December 23rd, 2010 @ 3:26 pm

    Merry Christmas everybody, with lots of the merry. Thanks from me too Twenty and to all who post – great posts, great chats.

  25. Jo
    December 23rd, 2010 @ 3:44 pm

    Oh the Dickensian cheer!

    Happy Christmas, Twenty, and happy Christmas everyone!

  26. on the dry
    December 23rd, 2010 @ 4:11 pm

    time for stout christmas style

  27. Johnnie390
    December 23rd, 2010 @ 4:15 pm

    “time for stout christmas style”

    It’s ALWAYS time for bottled Stout, the big bottles.

  28. DD
    December 23rd, 2010 @ 4:18 pm

    Happy holidays, yee haw.

  29. kevtherev
    December 23rd, 2010 @ 4:21 pm

    a coal fire it looks like more SNOW The little dog is here having a chew on BONE AND i HAVE a glass of ten year old port so happy xmas to all the heads who scribe here

  30. SuperGrover
    December 23rd, 2010 @ 5:02 pm

    Merry Christmas to one and all. Shall I turn out the lights?

  31. Johnnie390
    December 23rd, 2010 @ 5:07 pm

    “Shall I turn out the lights?”

    Yes, lie down and start on the lithium. Only 8 more days.

  32. Crank
    December 23rd, 2010 @ 5:10 pm

    Yea, but leave the heating on.

  33. Johnnie390
    December 23rd, 2010 @ 5:12 pm

    Off with the heating! it is mild outside.

  34. Anne
    December 23rd, 2010 @ 5:13 pm

    Happy Christmas to all.

    Keep up the good work next year Twenty. You’ve never been boring as long as I’ve been reading.
    Definitely spammers. Who else would have a website of cocks.
    Gots the linky by any chance?
    Go on tis Christmas. :)

    A blob of yogurt spilt on my lovely pretty top, just as I read and may you get what you deserve…hmmm.

  35. Damien
    December 23rd, 2010 @ 11:10 pm

    Happy Christmas Cunts!

  36. maggot
    December 23rd, 2010 @ 11:44 pm

    Bah, Humbug!

  37. snookertony
    December 24th, 2010 @ 12:57 am

    Have a great holiday, Twenty, and come back refreshed and washed.
    (Now, aren’t you glad you came back all those years ago… )

  38. Kapitan Kon Von Sullivan (MergerOberstfuehrer Irlanden)
    December 24th, 2010 @ 8:20 am

    Haff a Merry Christmas unt a Happy Neue Jahr. Zat is an order.

  39. Lord Elpus
    December 24th, 2010 @ 9:12 am

    38 degrees and my airconditioner just packed up. That is the truth no joke. Anyway all the best to Twenty and all his troops for Christmas and the New Year.

  40. itchybollix
    December 24th, 2010 @ 4:06 pm

    xmas has started extraordinary well

    WOOOHOOO!

    http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/entertainment-arts-12073485

  41. stipes
    December 24th, 2010 @ 4:06 pm

    Happy Christmas one and all

  42. itchybollix
    December 24th, 2010 @ 4:13 pm
  43. itchybollix
    December 24th, 2010 @ 4:29 pm

    but not this badly

    third world country

    still no arrests

    Brian Lenihan is trying hard and doing his best. Pity that he’s a fucking clueless buffoon

    http://www.independent.ie/national-news/lender-must-be-indestructible-2473179.html

  44. SuperGrover
    December 24th, 2010 @ 4:56 pm

    FFS Itchy, leave it be for a few days.

  45. itchybollix
    December 24th, 2010 @ 5:07 pm

    heh, ok

    I swear I won’t mention Fianna Fail/PD cunts for at least another …eh…hour or so

    here’s one I prepared earlier

    http://www.npr.org/player/v2/mediaPlayer.html?action=1&t=1&islist=false&id=132203681&m=132203829

  46. itchybollix
    December 24th, 2010 @ 5:07 pm
  47. Johnnie390
    December 24th, 2010 @ 5:19 pm

    Nuke xmas.

  48. Mosheen
    December 24th, 2010 @ 5:24 pm

    Have a good holiday Twenty, and the same to all the rest of you funny fuckers. Thanks.

  49. itchybollix
    December 24th, 2010 @ 6:45 pm

    0. Johnnie390
    December 24th, 2010 @ 5:19 pm
    Nuke xmas.

    sorry i’m late

    Mary Harney has a few snukes in her snatch. She is a weapon of mass destruction, she destroys everything she touches.

  50. itchybollix
    December 24th, 2010 @ 9:03 pm

    Just saw Ryan ZANUFF Turbridy. He’s the spit of Ivor Callely. It’s in the eyebrows

  51. papalamour
    December 25th, 2010 @ 1:04 am

    nadolig llawen gont

  52. Kapitan Kon Von Sullivan (MergerOberstfuehrer Irlanden)
    December 25th, 2010 @ 8:15 am

    Nice people the Welsh. Always liked ‘em.

  53. Kapitan Kon Von Sullivan (MergerOberstfuehrer Irlanden)
    December 25th, 2010 @ 8:16 am

    Sorry. ‘Ze Velsh’ and of course ‘em’ should be replaced by ‘zem’.

    Scheisse.

  54. Johnnie390
    December 25th, 2010 @ 9:59 am

    “Sorry. ‘Ze Velsh’ and of course ‘em’ should be replaced by ‘zem’.

    Scheisse.”

    Wer sind Sie?? Haben Sie Dachschaden?

    Der Beobachter.

  55. itchybollix
    December 25th, 2010 @ 2:54 pm

    twenty; you gotta relaese my message, if only to piss off SG. I think your anti-spam got it

    happy xmas

  56. man from the met office
    December 25th, 2010 @ 3:18 pm

    It’s going to snow hard in New York tomorrow Boxing Day.

    Just because we are stopping the illegals at Shannon please stop fucking with us by sending us your snow.

  57. itchybollix
    December 25th, 2010 @ 4:04 pm

    boxing day reference will piss off all the FF voters. god man met man.

    The radio is on and that creepy guy Chris De Burgh, no, sorry, the other guy who makes my skin crawl, the creepy dude Ryan Turbridy, sorry no, the other creepy guy who turns his accent into a really janey howya when it suits, Joe Duffy. Or was it the guy who likes land Pat Kenny? So many creepy crawlies in RTE, so much more time for them. fuck.

    Joe Duffy is on, that one. He’s got a panel discussing the virgin birth of jc and how it’s only in 2 gospels. These people are discusssing virgin births as told through books of fiction called the gospel. Got me thinking about Boris Becker and his defence in a paternity suit of that he he didn’t actually have a shag in the cupboard of the restaurant, he got a blow job, he left, she must have not swallowed…hmmm.. and then she impregnated herself.

    http://english.pravda.ru/news/russia/20-01-2001/38926-0/

    now there’s some guy sounding like he wants to jump off a building because he used to piss in his bed in the shape of ireland but only the 26 counties. he’d then push his hot water bottle over the piss and it would leave the shape of bertie aherns nose. I made up the last bit

    rte and the kremlin walked into a bar.

  58. Johnnie390
    December 25th, 2010 @ 5:08 pm

    “now there’s some guy sounding like he wants to jump off a building because he used to piss in his bed in the shape of ireland but only the 26 counties. he’d then push his hot water bottle over the piss and it would leave the shape of bertie aherns nose. I made up the last bit

    rte and the kremlin walked into a bar.”

    Where can I contact your dealer??

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