Birds of Pray
Jan. 10, 2011
I’m only gonna ask this once, guys: WHY THE HELL DID THEY LEAVE OUT THE PAGAN PIGEON!? – Matty Malaprop
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My Copy is a First Edition!
Jan. 10, 2011
I hear it’s selling on eBay right now for upwards of 10,000 Pokédollars! – Matty Malaprop
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Fire at Will!!
Jan. 10, 2011
But which Will are we talking about? Are we talking about first season Riker, or, like, sixth season? Some context would be helpful, people! The beard tells me NOTHING! – Matty Malaprop
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This Woman Has Herpes!
Jan. 10, 2011
Ewwww, and they’re all green and lumpy and squishy! – Matty Malaprop
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They Used to Be in a Group Called Jihaddaway
Jan. 9, 2011
Battle of the Bands. Bombs Over Baghdad. Same acronym. Just sayin’. – Matty Malaprop
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The Great State of Road Island
Jan. 8, 2011
The people are wonderful, really. But they’re all awful drivers. Every single one of them is a total Quahog. – Matty Malaprop
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And it Looks HOT While Doing it!
Jan. 7, 2011
Man, I’m not usually one to objectify women, but I just gotta say… the curves on that girl are just sizzlin‘! – Matty Malaprop
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Well, That Most Certainly is…
Jan. 7, 2011
And anyone who says otherwise is just full of 2 (He). – Matty Malaprop
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It’s Kind of a Touchy Subject
Jan. 7, 2011
Plus, she doesn’t really strike me as a “broad.” If you ask me, she’s more of a “thin,” or maybe even a “top heavy…” – Matty Malaprop
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Wait a Second…
Jan. 7, 2011
I admire your effort, punmaster “Unknown,” but I respectfully disagree. – Matty Malaprop
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