November
Ain’t that always the case? This bear was photographed luring in the ladies at the John Ball Park Zoo. You know the type… smooth and natural, they buy you a few drinks, ask about your family, bing bang boom, you’re at the bear CVS the next day buying yourself a bear morning after pill.
And while this ladies bear is certainly very charming, it is no match for our two favorite ladies dogs…
This Guy:
SeptemberKhloe Kardashian’s fiancee and Los Angeles Lakers forward Lamar Odom celebrated his bachelor party last night alongside his good pal, The Real-Life Inspiration For American Psycho’s Patrick Bateman:
It’s actually Scott Disick, the father of Kourtney’s baby. He also does a lot of coke and murders people in 1980s Manhattan.
SeptemberThe G20 Summit is officially underway in Pittsburgh PA, marking the most momentous non-sports occassion in this blogger’s hometown since… I can’t really think of anything even close… the filming of Inspector Gadget?
Various G20 protests throughout the city are also underway, including this one designed to “raise awareness of global hunger,” demonstrated by ‘Barack Obama’ and other world leaders dressed up in Steelers colors and holding footballs, like some super-topical NFL Blitz cheat code:
Yep, even Pittsburgh’s political protests revolve around the Steelers. And if that Obama pose doesn’t solve world hunger, these pics definitely will:
SeptemberJerry Lewis was up to his old shenanigans last night performing at the Laugh For Life concert, and while his tireless charity efforts continue to merit admiration, it’s getting harder and harder to tell when Jerry Lewis is being Jerry Lewis or if he’s actually having a stroke.
This isn’t going to end well.
September
“Fellas, we need some ideas for a photoshoot of a celebrity holding a thing.”
“How ’bout Channing Tatum holding sporting goods?”
“Already been done. C’mon people, let’s think outside the box here…”
“Kendra Wilkinson and pickles?”
“NO, NO, NO, that’s already been done too. You’re thinking too not-randomly! We need a waaay more absurd celebrity / random object combo that no one’s ever thought of…wait a minute…I think I might have something…”
“James Franco and a flame thrower?”
“Oh wow — I was gonna say Tom Cruise holding his baby, but yours is way more random. Franco and flame thrower it is.”
SeptemberNo rain delay was gonna stop THIS DUDE from sitting in the stands waiting for the U.S. Open Women’s Semifinal to start, con sarnit!
And no, in case you were wondering, the Montreal Expos did not become a franchise again.
SeptemberIf this GQ “Men of the Year” ceremony doesn’t result in a movie starring Mickey Rourke and Jason Statham directed by Guy Ritchie, I will lose all my remaining faith in the movie industry.
I’m just gonna Netflix this photo somehow and expect a movie called Exploding D*ckfire to arrive in the mail eventually:
SeptemberBecause it’s too late to go back and digitally insert vampires into The Road, co-stars Viggo Mortensen and Kodi Smit-McPhee are doing their best to at least look vampirey at all promotional events. This photo grossed $5 million at the box office:
AugustCheck out Stacy Haiduk’s pussy OMGGGGG U GUYS THAT IS NOT WHAT I MEANT LOLOLOLOL!!!! U ARE SICK!!!!!!!!!!!
Apparently her character on Y’n'R (that’s what I call it) is obsessed with a stuffed cat, hence the red carpet accessory. Still, she succeeded in getting pop culture blogs to mention her name and the word “pussy,” and didn’t even have to involve Eric Dane.
Two more pics of Stacy Haiduk’s stuffed kitty after the jump:
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