Guitar solos — whether fast or slow, loud or soft, melodic or dissonant — are one of the identifying characteristics of rock music. In fact, up until hardcore came along, basically every song anybody ever heard had some kind of solo, and usually it was a guitar solo. From the one in "Hound Dog" (a real good one, by Scotty Moore) and all the awesome Chuck Berry moves up to the emergence of Dave Matthews (when rock music died forever), the cramming of notes, grinding of teeth and weird facial expressions of the lead guitarist are time-honored traditions in the rock music of the '50s, '60s, '70s and '80s. I've compiled what I consider the best guitar solos available on Rhapsody below. There's no Eric Clapton or Jimi Hendrix. Please try not to freak out — if you want to hear "Crossroads" or "All Along the Watchtower" turn on the goddamn radio for five seconds (or if you must, you can listen to them here). If they don't play back to back, they'll come on in between some awful Bowie song and a Boston two-fer. Puke. People will also probably yell at me for not having Neil Young on here. That's because I used to really love Neil, but I saw him live once a few years ago and 17 minutes into "Cinnamon Girl" I realized a better word for his oft-cited "distinctive" guitar style is "crappy." It sounds that way because he's out of tune and that "wandering" style actually means he's guessing at what's in key. Anyway, have fun hating this list.
Eddie Van Halen
"Hot for Teacher"
Eddie Van Halen was so far ahead of everybody in the '80s, it was like watching a boxing match between Mike Tyson and Matthew Broderick. Granted, Van Halen needed David Lee Roth's horny circus-performer persona as much as Eddie's unmatched abilities. Still, the dude was never not on fire. Here, he jams blues, swing, hammer-on-mania and blinding speed together before even getting to the solo, which is in some sideways time signature.
Robert Quine
"Love Comes in Spurts"
Speaking of sideways, Robert Quine, a balding law-school graduate and Velvet Underground devotee, comes careening into this pre-punk staple with a chorded karate chop that proves you don't need to shred like Stevie Ray Vaughan to inspire air guitar. "Blank Generation" is another one where Quine's guitar sounds more like someone breaking sheets of glass than playing an instrument.
Eddie Van Halen
"Hot for Teacher"
Eddie Van Halen was so far ahead of everybody in the '80s, it was like watching a boxing match between Mike Tyson and Matthew Broderick. Granted, Van Halen needed David Lee Roth's horny circus-performer persona as much as Eddie's unmatched abilities. Still, the dude was never not on fire. Here, he jams blues, swing, hammer-on-mania and blinding speed together before even getting to the solo, which is in some sideways time signature.
Robert Quine
"Love Comes in Spurts"
Speaking of sideways, Robert Quine, a balding law-school graduate and Velvet Underground devotee, comes careening into this pre-punk staple with a chorded karate chop that proves you don't need to shred like Stevie Ray Vaughan to inspire air guitar. "Blank Generation" is another one where Quine's guitar sounds more like someone breaking sheets of glass than playing an instrument.