Let me get this straight. We invade a country with oil, but gas costs more? That don't make no f**king sense! Now I didn't go to no fancy school or nothing, but I'll tell...
Vegan soul food is essentially a heavy metal cover album of Motown classics.
When you're 40 years old, unmarried, with no kids, people start looking at you weird.
How do you split two drumsticks amongst three friends?
55 years? I can't make a relationship last 55 minutes.