MY CAT BELONGS TO DADDY

Here's a little gem I recently uncovered that was just too silly not to share with y'all.  


Released courtesy of Beacon Records in 1957 comes 'My Pussy Belongs To Daddy'.  

These 'adult' novelty records were big in the late 50's/early 60's and always good for a chuckle.  Just look at these classic song titles!  


Throw this on at your next cocktail party to amuse your inner 12 year old.

FAYE RICHMONDE + CO. - MY PUSSY BELONGS TO DADDY (1957)

A1 Faye Richmonde – My Pussy Belongs To Daddy
A2 Faye Richmonde – Sadie's Still Got The Rag On
A3 Faye Richmonde – I Want A Man To Gimme Some Luck
A4 Saul T. Peter – I Tried It Everywhere
A5 Saul T. Peter – She Sits Among The Cabbages And Peas
B1 Saul T. Peter – Don't Give Me No Goose For Christmas, Santa
B2 Angelina      – He Forgot His Rubbers
B3 Miss Dee      – Hey Mister Ice Man!
B4 Miss Dee      – Things Are Soft For Grandma
B5 Faye Richmonde – Tony's Got Hot Nuts

BOGDAN RACZYNSKI'S '96 DRUM N BASS CLASSIXXX

I have been meaning to get this ripped and posted forever.


In order to save time, I always look around the Blogoverse before I go through the effort of ripping and tagging vinyl. As far as I know, there are no proper copies of this anywhere.

For some odd reason, all versions of the enigmatic Bogdan Raczynski's even more enigmatic '96 Drum N Bass Classixxx are at the wrong speed (to my ears). Even the version I heard direct from Rephlex was recorded at 45rpm as opposed to the far superior 33rpm.


According to Discogs, only 300 copies of this little gem were pressed. I am going to be selling this (along with all of my other records). If you are interested, let me know. In the meanwhile, enjoy this rarefied Jungle classic.

BOGDAN RACZYNSKI - '96 DRUM N BASS CLASSIXXX

01 Digital Hooliganz - Reach For Your Lives 4:20

02 Suburban Fox - Battle Zone 1996 4:48

03 Suburban Fox - Battle Zone 1996b 3:10

04 Abdullah K - Trip To The Boom         1:52

05 Re-Start - '96 'Ardkore Canin'         7:09

06 DJ Whisky - On The Case         1:28

07 Kingsland Kru - Pouch Fulla Seed 3:37

08 King Herod - Cyclops 2:47

09 RonnyRinkles - Solid Hold OnMe Solid Gold 6:18

10 4-Cilinda - D+D Diabolical 3:54

11 The Optomotrist - Govenor's Banquet 2:39

12 Senator Steele - Put Em Up Sharif 1:57

13 Agent 30 - 5L45H! 4TT4CK! 3NT3R K3Y! 5:43

THE SECRET WEAPON'S YOUR MIND

As Humans and other more evolutionarily advanced entities, our Brain is our most important asset.

The most important thing you own is your own Brain. Without it, you ain't nothing. Without your fantastic Brain you would not be able to breathe, fuck, read, funk, swim, dance, advance, or make romance.

I have always found it odd that so many people devote so much time and Energy to physical fitness whilst neglecting thee old bean. That's insanity. Ok, you can bench 500 pounds, but if you don't take care of your mind, you will be benching 500 pounds in the nursing home waiting for your diaper to be changed. That ain't cool.

With relatively recent advances in neurological studies and old timey Ayurvedic Wisdom, We have the means to really take amazing care of our grey matter.

Since the 70's there has been lots of just-under-the-radar research done on Nootropics (Smart Drugs). These supplements have been conclusively shown to keep the Brain from aging, while simultaneously increasing focus, clarity, and overall performance.

For the last three weeks I have been taking two supplements that have exhibited dramatic increases in my cognitive funcitoning. I have been calmer, clearer, more focused, sharper, more energized, and better. My dreams have become much more vivid and my Music and Writing are better than ever.

Here is some basic information about Nootropics. I implore you to explore. These supplements can help you gain an evolutionary edge and prosper. I am for real with this.

The two supplements I have been taking are described here--> MindCare + PowerThought.

I would be curious to see how my fellow Humans and Aliens do with these secret weapons, don't be shy, I want to get a dialogue going here.

We could all seriously benefit from some painless upgrades.

Let's be Leaders.

Peace!

Don't be shy, We can really go places!

NEW BEASTIE BOYS OFFICIAL FULL LENGTH RELEASED!

A clean version of the upcoming Beastie Boys album 'Hot Sauce Committee 2' leaked recently. To combat this, the Beastie Boys have made the official, uncensored full length version available on SoundCloud!


On first listen, it sounds like a complete return to raw, dope, old school form. Check it out!

 

  Hot Sauce Committee Part Two by Beastie Boys

FOOTWORK? HOW BOUT DETROIT STYLE BOOTYWORK!

Me and my girls have been bumpin' this shit steadily lately, and the asses have most definitely been shakin'. This is a re-up, but damn son, you NEED this for your summer parties and BBQ's. This is guaranteed to make any and all asses shake.

This shit takes me back...

One of the things I miss most from Detroit is the incredible weekend night radio throwdowns from 97.9 and 105.9. These days, radio pretty much sucks ass. However, back in the day on Friday and Saturday nights in and around Detroit city, speaker boxes and asses would shake to the raw booty driven electro and ghetto tech thrown down with mad skills by some ill ass turntable warriors. 

The Legacy was begat by the infamous Mojo and carrried on by a gang of otha funk brothas. Here is a booty-drippin' ghetto-tech ass-travaganza from none other than DJ Assault. Pitch that shit up to +8, crank up the bass, and watch those panties drop, son!

DJ ASSAULT - OFF THE CHAIN FOR THE Y2K (2001)

1 Fuck You Hoe

2 Sometimes

3 Hoes

4 Intro

5 Energy Flash/The Freaks

6 Throw Your Hands Up

7 Plastic Rock

8 Telephone Caller 1

9 Girls With All The Booty

10 Raw

11 Bend Over

12 Work It

13 Move The Booty Girl

14 Down

15 U Don't Know

16 Who U Wit?

17 From Beyond/Everytime

18 Sugar Daddy

19 Kill The Bitch/Telephone Caller 2

20 Work That Body

21 Work That Dooky

22 No UFO's

23 All The Players Present

24 Shake It

25 Suck It

26 Partytime

27 Big Booty Bitch

28 Big Booty Bitch

29 It's Percussion

30 I'm So High

31 Telephone Caller 3/Tek-no 4x4

32 Groove Mode

33 And There Ain't/Ride The Pony

34 It's O.K.

35 Basstronics

36 Sayin Something

37 Ass-N-Titties

38 Ride

39 Big Knots

40 Throw Da Hoe

41 Robin Hood

42 Telephone Caller 4

43 Hypnomania

44 Hold Up

45 God Made Me Funky

46 Hardcore Trax

47 Got Myself Together

48 Hypnotic House

49 Hoes In This House

50 Aw Shit (Female Version)

51 Push It Up

52 Ride In My Truck

53 Select

54 Hockie Rat

55 Laid Back Frequency

56 Telephone Caller 4

57 The Beat Goes On

58 Suck My M.F. Dick

59 Ponytail

60 Trax Wrek

61 Let Me Bang

62 Venysix

63 C115

64 Show Me Love

65 Basstronics

66 Funky Bitch

67 Alley Of Your Mind

68 The Rhythm

69 Telephone Caller 5

70 Some Hoe

71 I Wanna Be There

72 Mega Mix

73 Pumps In The Back

74 Lay It Down

75 The Return Of Terrortec

76 Pop That Ass

77 Asses Jigglin

78 Electro Tek

79 It Ain't Like That

80 Blow Your House Down

81 Where My Doggs

82 Hello

83 Outro

THE C0ATHANGA STR4NGLA!

Courtesy of Strange Records, it's underground legend and horrorcore Godfater, Brotha Lynch Hung's 6th album, his latest murderous masterpiece 'CoatHanga Strangla', and it's a banga.

As usual, Brotha Lynch Hung puts it down real grimy and twisted.  Hung is surprisingly underknown for how sick of a flow he has.  BLH seems to have a bigger following in the South, which makes sense, seeing that he reps Houston.

BR0THA LYNCH HUN6 - C0AT H4NGA STR4NGLA (2011)

01 Working Late (Feat L Brinson & T Mcglothin) 2:16

02 The Coathanga (Feat Cos) 4:01

03 Mannibalector (Feat Crookwood + Cos) 4:17

04 Look What I Did (Skit) 0:52

05 Look It's A Dead Body 4:33

06 Sooner Or Later (Feat Mr Blap) 5:29

07 Fucc Off Again (Skit) 0:23

08 Suicide Watch  5:37

09 Spit It Out (Feat Cos) 4:41

10 Red Dead Bodies (Feat G Macc) 3:58

11 Blinded By Desire (Feat L Brinson) 3:36

12 Friday Night (Feat Cos) 3:40

13 The Visit (Skit) 1:29

14 I C U (Feat Tech N9ne) 4:45

15 I'm Not Perfect (Feat G Macc + Cos + Crookwood) 5:43

16 I Don't Think My Momma Ever Loved Me  3:50

17 Eating Fingers (Skit) 1:04

18 Therapy Session 4:57

19 It Happens (Feat 1st Degree The De + Tall Cann) 4:06

20 Takin' Online Orders (Feat Tech N9ne) 3:46

21 Outro (Feat Lauren Brinson) 1:23

In the last few years, all of music- especially Hip Hop has become much more independent.  It is imperative that we show these independent labels our support by purchasing their products and going to the shows.  


Whether it's buying CD's, vinyl, shirts, DVD's, or posters, it is absolutely essential that we put our money where our mouths are and support these Artists.  They are putting their blood, sweet, and tears into these products.  


Now, when you buy CD's directly from an independent label or the Artist, they are getting virtually all of that money, as opposed to the pennies they would see from a major label just a few years ago.


You may think I am contradicting myself by saying this on my blog which offers music to download.  However, if you pay attention, you will notice that very little of what I have posted is still in print or readily available.  


Occasionally I do post current, on-the-market product, but that is only because I want a certain Artist to be heard, and I usually have their permission to post what shows up on here. (I have been asked a few times to remove links by the Artist (DJ Shadow, Crispin Glover, and Foetus), and I have always complied)


You may have also noticed some of your favorite blogs vanishing overnight.  This happens when one thoughtlessly puts up links to copyrighted music.  So fellow bloggers, be careful.  Fellow blogwalkers, be conscious of what exactly you are doing.  There is a war being fought right now, but it's not totally apparent to most.  Expect it to increase in intensity and frequency of battles. God speed.

ULTRAMAN7000 AND FINALLEVEL ARE THE ANALOG BROTHERS

Here's a crazy little slept on gem boasting quit a bit of Star Power.  


Under the cover of sneaky aliases such as 'Ice Oscillator', 'Keith Korg', 'Mark Moog', 'Silver Synth', 'Rex Roland', and 'Odd Oberheim', experimental Hip Hop crew the 'Analog Brothers' dropped 'Pimp To Eat' in 2000 on Ground Control Records.


Just who are these mysterious analog pimps?  


None other than Kool Keith, Ice T, Marc Live, Black Silver, and Pimpin' Rex!


Check out Ice Oscillator and Keith Korg in full effect on 'More Freaks'.

I am kind of thinking it's about time for an Analog Brothers reunion...

ANALOG BROTHERS - PIMP TO EAT (2000)

01 Analog Bro's Intro 3:41

02 Analog Technics 4:52

03 More Freaks 4:03

04 2005 4:29

05 So Bad 4:03

06 Analog Annihilator Vrs. Silver Surfer

07 Perms Baldheads  Afro's & Dred's

08 Who Wana Be Down 4:43

09 Country Girl 4:03

10 War 4:04

11 Double Back 3:48

12 We Sleep Days 3:43

13 Bionic Oldsmobile 4:27

14 Shut Down Show 3:24

15 Once I Get It 1:04

16 Analog Outro

HEAVY METAL PARKING LOT

Seeing Iron Maiden in Tampa on Sunday made me think of this, cuz some things never change.  Such as a typical heavy metal parking lot...


In the future, when Anthropologists examine the ancient past, they will most certainly be perplexed and amazed by the fascinating style and antics of many 20th century subcultures.

Certainly one of the most entertaining and awesome of these groups is the 80's Metalhead. Known for it's brilliant fashion sense, lust for beer, and kicking ass, this species is predisposed to the mullet, drinking, and heavy fucking metal.

They can often be found at local malls, parent's basements, the van down by the river, and parking lots.

In order to procure authentic observations, it's important to observe exotic cultures in their natural habitat.

Where better to examine the 1980's Metalhead than in a parking lot before a Judas Priest concert?

Fortunately for future generations, John Heyn and Jeff Krulik descended upon the Capitol Centre's parking lot in Landover, Maryland on May 31, 1986 with a video camera and blessings from the Metal Gods.

The result? Heavy Metal Parking Lot!

Kruilk and Heyn managed to capture some the best-ever footage of Metalheads being Metalheads in their natural environment.

This is a truly incredible, National Geographic-worthy document that belongs in the Smithsonian.

There's not too much I can say about this, the footage speaks for itself.

 

For the sake of future Anthropologists, obnoxious hipsters, and groovy people everywhere, I have uploaded this amazing document in it's entirety.

Please enjoy and remember that repeat viewings will provide optimal enlightenment.

God speed.

HEAVY METAL PARKING LOT (1986)

R.I.P. GURU

R.I.P. Guru.

Gifted Unlimited Rhymes Universal.

A year ago we lost one of the great ones.

Guru, known to his mother as Keith Elam, left this mortal coil on April 19, 2010 following his long battle with multiple myeloma.

For those that don't know, Guru is best known as the MC half of masterful Hip Hop duo Gang Starr along with DJ Premier.

Gang Starr were an essential fixture of Hip Hop's Golden Age, releasing 6 albums, including two of the 90's best ('Daily Operation' and 'Hard To Earn').

For those that knew Guru personally or as an Artist, this is a huge loss. Words are not adequate to express who I feel right now, I think it's best to let the Man speak for himself.

Below, I have uploaded an 3+ hour unmixed, 55 track compilation that showcases some of Guru's timeless Mic skills.

Rest In Peace.

R.I.P GURU - GIFTED UNLIMITED RHYMES UNIVERSAL

01 You Know My Steez
02 So What's Up
03 Robin Hood Theory
04 The Place Where We Dwell
05 Form of Intellect
06 Work
07 Ex Girl to Next Girl
08 Execution of a Chump
09 dwyck (horny mix)
10 Above the Clouds
11 Soililoquy of Chaos
12 Beyond Comprehension
13 I'm the Man
14 JFK 2 LAX
15 Gotta Get Over (Large Professor mix)
16 Check the Technique
17 Itz a Set Up
18 Play that Beat Mr. DJ
19 Moment of Truth
20 Take It Personal
21 Take a Rest (Take 5 mix)
22 B.I. Vs. Friendship
23 Here Today, Gone Tomorrow
24 Credit is Due
25 No Shame in My Game
26 The Rep Grows Bigga
27 Lovesick
28 The Piece Maker
29 The Illest Brother
30 Soul
31 Hardcore Composer
32 Just to Get a Reo
33 New York Strait Talk
34 2 Deep
35 My Advice 2 You
36 Work (remix w/ Big L)
37 Make 'Em Pay
38 Precisely the Right Rhymes
39 Take Two and Pass
40 Betrayal
41 Natural
42 Next Time
43 In Memory Of
44 Tha Squeeze
45 A Long Way To Go
46 Blowin' Up The Spot
47 Brainstorm
48 Code of the Streets
49 Comin' For Datazz
50 Mass Appeal
51 Mostly Tha Voice
52 Now You're Mine
53 Speak Ya Clout
54 The Planet
55 Tonz O Gunz

RUN TO THE HILLS! ELECTRO MAIDEN!

In honor of the Iron Maiden concert I am attending tonight is this classic repost...
Straight out the Netherlands comes this twisted joint from never never land, an Electro tribute to Iron Maiden.
Huh?
You heard me correctly.
An Electro tribute to Iron Maiden!
Does it work?
Sometimes.
This obviously isn't something one would want to listen to everyday.

However, it's always good to have a few of these tracks in your bag of tricks for when you want to freak the party out.

If you are a fan of Iron Maiden and Electro, you really need this.

If you aren't, I don't blame you, but you may want to check it out anyways for the shear strangeness of it all.

Peace be upon Y'all.

POWERSLAVES - AN ELECTRO TRIBUTE TO IRON MAIDEN (2003)

1 Alek Stark & The Replicant - Fear Of The Dark (5:37)

2 Acid Junkies - Wrathchild (5:45)

3 Macondo - Purgatory (3:48)

4 Imatran Voima - Aces High (5:20)

5 Captain Ahab - Flash Of The Blade (4:09)

6 Kitbuilders - Running Free (4:14)

7 Ra-X - Wasted Years (3:48)

8 Legowelt - Run To The Hills (5:08)

9 Maxx Klaxon - Die With Your Boots On (6:28)

10 Luke Eargoggle - Mother Russia (4:03)

11 Mr. Velcro Fastener - The Trooper (5:27)

12 Rude 66 - Killers (6:04)

13 Tomoroh Hidari & Hans Platzgumer - Number Of The Beast (3:24)

14 Pat Benedict Orchestra - Powerslave (6:16)

SOUNDMURDERER IS WIRED FOR SOUND

Attention all me ardcore rude bwoys an bummleclot bottyGurls!

Me spliff lighters, dancefloor exciters, an roughneck crew massive.  

Dis da one called Soundmurderer,'Wired For Sound'. 

Dis bottyBwoy comeroun' 2003 via gagnstaclot records mon, one Violent Turd curtsy Kid 606's Tigerbeat6, via rasClot New Zelan, Gnighmean?

Who dis Soundmurder bottybwoy? Diz da one dem call O.G. Todd Osborn, original mon run Dubplate Pressure an da one dem call Rewind Records.

Dis seriously tuff bizness mon, Subwoofer bass gwan murder pussyclots!

SOUNDMURDERER - WIRED FOR SOUND (2003)

Track 1 (30:50)
1.01 Cobra – R.I.P.
1.02 Remarc – R.I.P.
1.03 Remarc – R.I.P. (Remarc Rmx)
1.04 Remarc – Sound Murderer
1.05 Remarc – Sound Murderer (Loafin In Brockley Rmx)
1.06 Cutty Ranks – Original Ranks (Just Jungle Rmx)
1.07 Kemet Crew – Truth Over Falsehood
1.08 Dennis Brown – Rebel With A Cause (Bizzy B Rmx)
1.09 Johnny Jungle – Killa Sound (Krome + Time Rmx)
1.10 Kenny Ken – Everyman (AWOL Rmx)
1.11 Outlaw Candy – Intelligent Woman
1.12 Kemet Crew – Vibe Out
1.13 Krome + Time – License (Rmx)
1.14 GeneralDegree – Papa Lover (Stretch Rmx)
1.15 Rude + Deadly – Lightnin And Thunda
1.16 Shy FX – Who Run Tingz (T Power Rmx 2)
1.17 Shy FX – Who Run Tingz (T Power Rmx 1)
1.18 Remarc – Thunderclap
1.19 Cutty Ranks –The Return (Bizzi B + Ruffkut Rmx)
1.20 Tek 9 – Pushing Back (Rmx)
1.21 DJ Hype – Bad Man
1.22 Capone – Massive

  Track 2 (22:36)
2.01 Shy FX – Simple Tings (tenInch Mx)
2.02 NewBlood –Worries In The Dance
2.03 Prizna – Fire (AWOL Rmx)
2.04 Simpleton –Coca Cola (Rmx)
2.05 GarnetSlk – Flip Flop
2.06 Salt Fish – The Gunman
2.07 B Levy – Here I Come (Rmx)
2.08 Physics  – Crazy Tings (Remarc Rmx)
2.09 Simpleton –Unity (Remarc Rmx)
2.10 Punisher – All Massive (Rmx)
2.11 Ninjaman – Murder Dem (Lewi Rmx)
2.12 L Double – All Massive
2.13 DJ Rescue –Untitled numba 1
2.14 Pure  – Anything Test (Zinc Rmx)
2.15 H.Xtreme – Wicked + Bad
2.16 Trinity – I Selassie I
2.17 Krome + Time – Studio 1 Lik
2.18 Chuckleberry – Bad Man
2.19 Run Tings  – Come Easy
2.20 Marv Cain – CB4
2.21 Squarepusher – Full Rinse


  Track 3 (15:49)
3.01 Psychokenisis – Secret Place
3.02 The X – Boomin (Intalex Rmx)
3.03 T.I.C. – Raw
3.04 B.L.I.M. – Jeamland (Trace Rmx)
3.05 Dom – Drones
3.06 Nookie – The Prelude
3.07 Decoder – Fog
3.08 DJ Rescue –Untitled numba2
3.09 KemetCrew –Powering Through
3.10 DJ Gunshot –Wheel Up
3.11 Solution  – What Can I Do
3.12 Souljah – 2-1-2
3.13 Nrthrn Cnxn –Bounce
3.14 2 Player – Extreme Possibilities (Wagon Christ Rmx)
3.15 Plug – Cheesy (Aura Mx)
3.16 Shy FX – Dubplate
3.17 CycheOuts –Kaos Future To Kuranaka (Fukakuteisei Mx)

BUMBLECLOT '95

When my old ears happen to stumble across an errant radio station, MTV, or BET, my Brain often recoils in horror.

Overproduced synthetic beats, bling talk, and straight up garbage seem to the modus operandi of the programming powers that be.

It's almost like there is a government conspiracy to perpetuate ignorance and nonsense.

Digging in the crates always provides me with a nice antidote to this sickness.

Here is a tasty treat for jaded ears.

It is perfect for those 45 minute drives.

Rugged and smooth NOT plastic and empty.

I am all about that hypnotic headnod shit.

The more I listen to this, the more I miss Nine. When he was in his prime, he fucking killed it.

Also of note is, RBX's 'Burn'. One of the illest hip hop tracks ever! That shit is sinister.

Chris Brown's favorite track is on this bad boy as well.

I am pretty sure 'Mister Mister' from Kool G Rap was the song going through Mr. Brown's funny shaped head as he beat poor Rhianna senseless.

I really dig this mix.

No bullshit, no tricks.

Just 47 straight minutes of perfectly produced rugged Hip Hop.

'95 was a good year.

Put this bitch on repeat and turn it up.

One.

EYES AND TEETH - BUMBELCLOT '95

01 Big L - Devil's Son outro

02 Nine - Everybody Won Heaven

03 Ruthless Bastards - Murder We Wrote

04 RBX - Burn

05 Nine - Who U Won Test

06 Mad Lion - Baby Father

07 Nine - Hit Em Like Dis

08 Heltah Skeltah - Letha Brainz Blo

09 Nine - Redrum

10 GZA - Labels

11 Kool G Rap - Mister Mister

12 Heltah Skeltah - Clan's, Posse's, Crew's & Clik's

P0EMS, INSULTS, BUKOWSKI, AND ME!

It is with great sadness that I tell you all that as of yesterday I am no longer working for the Lee County Library System.


This is a total bummer.


I loved working at that fine Library and helping the great people of Cape Coral


It seems fitting that I post an old classic from Charles Buk0wski this fine sunny Saturday.


Poems and Insults. I have gads of both.


In fact I am overflowing with praise, poems, and insults right now.


Being the gentleman that I am, I will refrain from hurling a cavalcade of insults.


I have great Karma so I know the Universe will take care of me


I feel kind of like Charles Buk0wski today.

For your enjoyment below is a fine recording of Charles Bukowski drunkenly beautiful poetic ramblings live in San Fran round 1973.


This recording is NOT brought to you by the Lee County Library System.


Support your local Library.


God Bless.

CHARL3S BUK0WSKI - P03MS AND INSULTS (1973)

1		Creation of the Morning Line
2		Death
3		Sex Fiends
4		Love
5		Piss & Shit
6		Death Of An Idiot
7		Style
8		Law
9		My Friend André
10		Best Love Poem I Can Write at the Moment
11		World’s Greatest Loser
12		Last Days of the Suicide Kid
13		Shower
14		Hot
15		Earthquake
16		Rat
17		Shoelace
18		Eighteen Cars Full of Men Thinking of What Could Have Been
19		Report Upon the Consumption of Myself
20		Something for the Touts, The Nuns, The Grocery Clerks and You