Which Actress Slept with Both of Her Sister's Husbands?

She can't keep it in the pants, so she keeps it in the family. This Twilight actor has a kinky fetish, this actor has a small penis, and this star needs female Viagra. You'll be turned on and freaked out. More »

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#crime

The Mace-wielding Chelsea Market vegan cookie purple scooter thief: NYC's quirkiest thief? Comment »

10:28 AM

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#gossiproundup

Miley Celebrates End of Jailbait Status with Mother-Daughter Dance Routine

Miley's eighteenth birthday party features bumping and grinding with her mom. Jay-Z shot his brother at age 12. Charlie Sheen's hooker gives an interview. Lenny Dykstra's dog could get repossessed. Just another manic Monday gossip roundup. More »

10:12 AM

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#andnowitsdead

Quadrangle Group, 2000-2010

Quadrangle Group, which was not long ago America's most prominent media-focused private equity firm, is folding (in its current form, at least). The reason for its downfall is the same man largely responsible for its success: Steven Rattner. More »

10:00 AM

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By Hamilton Nolan

#love

Prince William's Marriage to Old Tramp Is a Mistake, Fears Andrea Peyser

Tabloid sex-and-xenophobia commentator Andrea Peyser is, as we all know, America's chief booster of the concept of love. So it pains her to announce that Prince William and his slutty hussy bride-to-be are headed for The Big D (divorce). More »

09:24 AM

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#gifts

LA County Coroner Eyes Wider Market for Gift Shop

The LA County Coroner's office gift shop has seen lackluster sales over the years, so auditors suggested they hire a marketing firm. The office's chief knows they have a cash cow: "There is a mystique about the LA County coroner."

08:32 AM

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#wildlife

Vladimir Putin Hosted a Tiger Convention

Vladimir Putin held a summit last weekend with a stated goal of doubling the number of wild tigers by 2022. But critics say he just wants to portray himself as a tiger-like, "stand-alone, solitary yet fearsome hunter." He's badass. [NYT]

07:16 AM

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#comparisons

Kabul Safer for Kids Than New York, Says NATO

NATO's senior civilian in Afghanistan, Mark Sedwill says kids in Kabul have little to worry about: "The children are probably safer here than they would be in London, New York or Glasgow." Meanwhile, civilian deaths are "soaring" across the country. More »

06:14 AM

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#disasters

A robot is being deployed to search for 29 miners trapped in New Zealand. Comment »

05:17 AM

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#rankings

Who is the Coolest 'New Club Kid'?

On Sunday, The New York Times took it upon itself to introduce us all to five "night life scenemakers" who are "carving out new party spaces in the city's ever-gentrifying neighborhoods." But which one is the coolest? More »

03:56 AM

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#opencaption

You Wouldn't Like K-Pax When He's Angry

[Actor Kevin Spacey packs up his hotel room after a stay in France hosting a charity event for his foundation. Image via Bauer-Griffin.]

02:58 AM

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By Max Read

#rescues

Chinese rescue workers managed to extract 29 miners from a flooded coal mine in the Sichuan province. Comment »

02:28 AM

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#andnowshesdead

Police Officer, Playboy Bunny, Fugitive 'Bambi' Bembenek Dies

Lawrencia "Bambi" Bembenek, a onetime Playboy club waitress and Milwaukee cop who escaped from prison after being convicted of killing her then-husband's ex-wife, died in hospice care on Saturday. She was in the midst of applying for a pardon.

02:03 AM

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#homelandsecurity

Who Got Groped by the TSA This Weekend?

Our national junk-touching nightmare is far from over! The freak-out over the Transportation Security Administration's nudie x-rays and "enhanced" patdowns continued over the weekend, thanks to even more heartwarming stories of airport security. So, who got groped this weekend? More »

01:08 AM

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#opencaption

Neonna

[Pop star Rihanna performs at the American Music Awards. Photo via AP]

12:09 AM

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Yesterday - November 21, 2010

#scoldings

Car Thief Yells at Victim for Leaving Kid in Car

A Texas woman had her car returned after it had been stolen because the thief wanted to scold her for leaving her toddler inside. He then ran away. There are worse people to take child-rearing advice from, I guess.

11:36 PM

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#sarahpalinsalaska

Watch Bristol and Sarah Palin Beat Halibut to Death

On tonight's episode of Sarah Palin's Alaska, she and daughter Bristol went commercial halibut fishing. During their trip, both ladies got the chance to kill their very own fish with a club—how cute! Watch the (graphic) video inside. [Gawker.TV]

11:29 PM

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#warnings

If you've been drinking out of your Warner Bros. Studio store Superman glass, you might want to stop. Comment »

10:33 PM

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#bailouts

Anyone Want to Buy Five-Sixths of a Very Pretty Island?

10:01 PM

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#rankings

The 25 Most Dangerous Cities in the U.S. Are Mostly Nice Places

According to a study of FBI crime statistics by CQ Press, St. Louis, Mo. was the "most dangerous city in the U.S." in 2010, probably due to former St. Louis Cardinal Mark McGwire's uncontrollable steroid-murder rages. Here's the top 25: More »

08:57 PM

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#amas

Watch Miley Cyrus Try—and Fail—to Channel Stevie Nicks at the AMAs

The American Music Awards—aka the Grammys for tweens—are underway in Los Angeles. Miley Cyrus just performed (screeched?) a Stevie Nicks-esque ballad called "Forgiveness and Love" in a dark, flowing Stevie Nicks-esque dress. She did not do too well. [Gawker.TV]

08:52 PM

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#picoftheday

All Anyone Could Talk About Was the Royal Engagement

[Obama chats with British Prime Minister David Cameron at a meeting of NATO leaders in Lisbon, Portugal. Image via Getty.]

06:23 PM

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#breaking

A Moscow-bound plane is reporting an engine fire and will attempt an emergency landing at JFK Comment »

05:42 PM

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#video

Special Underwear Makes Your Privates Invisible to TSA Scanners

Citizens, take heart: Even as our country falls under the total domination of our new TSA overlords, capitalism continues unabated. A Colorado man has developed undergarments with special body scanner-blocking fig leafs to hide your privates. More »

05:18 PM

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#disasters

Engineers Begin Drilling Test Shaft at New Zealand Mine

04:36 PM

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#jersey

'Daily Show' Hurts New Jersey City's Feelings

Last week, the Daily Show mocked the town of Bayonne, New Jersey, in a spoof of Sarah Palin's Alaska. Jason Jones' Bayonne featured Daily Show correspondent Jason Jones taking in the city's Russian hookers and industrial wasteland. Bayonne is pissed. More »

03:54 PM

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#showtrials

The trial of three Americans on espionage charges in Iran will begin on February 6. Comment »

03:01 PM

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#drugs

City-Sanctioned Pot Farms Coming to Northern California

02:12 PM

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Mirror Mirror

[A Yemeni hat vendor, Abu Mohammed waits for business in the capital Sana'a today. Image via AP]

02:10 PM

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#opera

An opera about Internet addiction is coming to New York. We'd go, but we're too busy Tweeting. Comment »

01:19 PM

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#feelings

Hillary Clinton Isn't Down With TSA Junk Touching

12:47 PM

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#exhibitionists

Courtney Love Tweets Half-Naked Pictures, Again

Perpetually nude Courtney Love went on something of a Twitter picture bender last night. (Probably another kind of bender, too!) She tweeted many charming pictures of her with no pants on, a thurible pressed tightly against her butt. [CourtneyLoveUK]

12:29 PM

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#odds

London Bishop Gives Royal Marriage '7 Years' Max

11:41 AM

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Katy Perry Reveals the Truth Behind Her Digital Boob Reduction

Katy Perry boob-gate comes to an end. Some Lindsay Lohan news that should not brighten your Thanksgiving. Everyone loves Prince William. Emma Watson doesn't understand men. Sunday Gossip Roundup will make you think twice about bringing children into the world. More »

10:57 AM

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#marriage

Ahmadinejad Wants More Teenage Girls To Get Married

10:49 AM

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Sipping Iceberg Water Is 'Like Drinking Air'

10:02 AM

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#clarifications

The Vatican says the Pope is not "reforming or changing" the Church's stance on condoms. Comment »

09:17 AM

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Saturday - November 20, 2010

#snl

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SNL Imagines TSA Agents as Sex Workers

SNL wasted no time spoofing the TSA—and its controversial pat-downs—tonight when it aired a retro spoof ad that likened an unwanted physical experience at the airport to a purchased night with a hot female escort. The video, inside. [Gawker.TV]

11:56 PM

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Jennifer Aniston Wistfully Remembers the Touch of a TSA Agent

[Jennifer Aniston on the set of her new film 'Wanderlust' in New York. Image via Splash.]

05:59 PM

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#lawsuits

Don't Friend Your Debt Collector on Facebook

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#smoking

Anti-Smoking Crusaders Target Fun Flavored Cigarettes

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#terrorism

German authorities have launched a manhunt for two men they believe are planning suicide attacks Comment »

04:31 PM

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Insider Trading Charges Coming for the People Who Ruined the Economy

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