Our Anger Can’t Be Contained

Outside Manchester University's Students' Union

Around 4000 students and workers protested against the education and public sector austerity cuts in Manchester today. The demonstration was raucous, vibrant and – above all – lacking in direction. Originally intended as a rally for young workers, the demonstration evolved into a national march called by NUS and the TUC after NUS refused to back a demonstration scheduled in London for the same date, labelling it as “the wrong tactic at the wrong time”.

The scheduled route was straight along Oxford and Wilmslow road to a rally in Platt Fields Park in South Manchester. Quite what use a march away from the city centre towards a quiet park is supposed to be, I’m not sure. Neither were the protesters chanting “why are we standing in a field?” during the closing rally.

Plenty of Trade Union banners on the march

There was a good Trade Union presence on the demonstration, including UNISON, the UCU, Unite, the NUT, the PCS and NASUWT. The organised left was represented by the usual suspects, as well as the smallest and strangest of the left-wing groups: the Communist League, the WRP, the SPGB, the SEP and even the Sparticist League. There were plenty of school and college students, mainly protesting about the scrapping of Education Maintenance Allowance (EMA), the cuts to Connexions and the hiking of University fees. A group of young people dressed as clowns also appeared, unintentionally discrediting a serious political protest.

Young people marching past a student halls of residence

One recurring theme of the demonstration was the growing anti-government resistance in the Middle East and North Africa, with placards bearing the words Walk Like An Egyptian or solidarity messages in Arabic. There were also Egyptian flags flying alongside communist, syndicalist and -bizarrely – pirate flags.

Shortly after rallying outside the University of Manchester’s School of Nursing, NUS President Aaron Porter was accosted by angry students. He left, but was followed down Oxford Road by a break-away group of around 400 demonstrators shouting “students, workers, hear our shout! We want Aaron Porter out!” and “Aaron Porter we know you, you’re a fucking Tory too!” After being stopped by police, the break-away group rejoined the main demonstration. Porter did not return.

The Daily Mail labelled the incident a “vicious racist attack”, after one anonymous (possibly non-existent) photographer reported that students were chanting “Tory Jew scum” at Porter. The Daily Mail reports that Porter was driven to his office in the University of Manchester Students’ Union (he didn’t have one when I worked there), when in fact it was the foyer of Manchester Metropolitan Union. It’s not like the middle classes’ hate rag cares much for factual accuracy. Besides, it’s no wonder that the Daily Mail likes Aaron Porter. He helps keep the students’ movement soft and spineless.

“You’re a Tory too” sounds awfully like “you’re a Tory Jew”. I was there and didn’t witness any anti-Semitism. I have also scoured the video footage for the same.

The front of the demonstration

The march down Oxford Road was lively and peaceful, with demonstrators chanting “Egypt, Egypt, everywhere”, “Tory scum, here we come!”, “Banks get bailed out, we get sold out!” and “David Cameron can’t you see, we’ll bring you down like Ben Ali”. There was excessive policing, with a helicopter overhead and police horses. Frustratingly, UNISON members marched with vuvuzelas. There’s not always enough money for strike funds, but plenty for gimmicks it seems.

One of many Egyptian flags

 

In Platt Fields Park

The rally at Platt Fields Park was interminably dull, with the usual succession of Trade Union bureaucrats informing the listeners that cuts are bad. There were representatives from the TUC, NUS, UCU, the Fire Brigades’ Union and the British Youth Council (met, rather unsurprisingly, with shouts of “Who are you?”).  Only Manchester’s Labour MP, Tony Lloyd, was local and there had been no attempts made to invite local anti-cuts groups, workers or students to speak. Tony Lloyd is a relatively good MP – the emphasis on the relative – but he didn’t go down well, narrowly dodging an egg thrown from the crowd. Unite’s General Secretary, Len McCluskey, was due to speak but failed to make it to the rally.

Aaron Porter chose to forgo his speech at the rally, with Shane Chowen, NUS Vice President for Higher Education, taking his place. He was forced off the stage before finishing, unable to speak above the heckling.

During the speeches, several hundred protesters formed the second break-away demonstration of the day, heading to the city centre. It’s unfortunate that it had to happen like this. The march should have gone through the city centre in the first place and rallied in full view of the public, rather than in an almost-deserted park. The excessive length of the rally coupled with the cold January air decimated the rest of the demonstration. The final speaker, UCU’s Sally Hunt, addressed only a couple of hundred people.

Why the Anger at NUS?

The NUS red fist, irony not included

It’s not news to students that NUS isn’t a real Union: in fact, many see it was far more of a playground for future politicians than a protector of students’ interests. It’s also worth remembering that despite it’s name, NUS isn’t even supposed to be a union of students at all. It’s a confederation of Students’ Unions. You can’t really be a member of NUS, only a member of an affiliated Students’ Union. For most students, its only relevance is providing a student discount card (formerly free, now charged for). The NUS doesn’t even support free education.

Aaron Porter isn’t a student now. He hasn’t been a student for over four years. He wasn’t even one of the students affected by Labour’s introduction of top-up fees. Porter isn’t President of the NUS because  he cares about students- he’s in it to be the next big thing in the Labour Party (despite standing as an “independent” in elections, Porter is a member). It’s a well-trodden path. Jack Straw, Charles Clarke, Phil Woolas, Stephen Twigg, Lorna Fitzsimmons and Jim Murphy were all NUS Presidents who went on to become Labour MPs. The previous NUS President, Wes Streeting, gave up his consultancy job at PricewaterhouseCoopers  to become a Labour Councillor last year.

Porter’s response to criticism by students and left groups was published in The Guardian. Porter wrote: ”While I am certain that those who wrote the pieces care passionately about these issues, they represent few people other than themselves”, before labelling his critics an “unrepresentative, self-aggrandising minority, in pursuit of their own fringe agendas”. Not exactly a way to make friends.

Aaron Porter is also the co-author of the NUS “blueprint”, a graduate tax proposal that was supposed to present a viable alternative to student fees. Unfortunately, Porter’s proposed tax wasn’t proportionate. The poor graduates would pay a much higher percentage of their wages than the rich. Not to mention the over-45s who would be required to pay a percentage of their fees up front.

Aaron Porter shouldn’t fear for his physical safety on a student demonstration- but he shouldn’t feel welcome either. Inspired by the popular uprisings in Egypt and Tunisia, plenty of young people have grown tired of self-serving bureaucrats and careerists, more interested in selling a discount card than representing students’ interests.


Manchester Deserves So Much More…

I live in Manchester. More than that, I love Manchester.

For the past year, I’ve been hatching plans to leave, but somehow this city just won’t let me go.

Where I live, the streets aren’t clean. I imagine they don’t have this problem in Alderley Edge, but it’s certainly the case round here. I don’t want less council services; I want more and I want them better, because at the minute my council tax isn’t a tax. It’s extortion.

Manchester City Council is facing cuts of £120 million. Councils in the North West, North East, Midlands and inner city London, the country’s traditional working class strongholds, are facing the same brutal budget cuts. And guess what? The more affluent councils are not being hit the same. Dorset is seeing its budget increase. David Cameron’s own Oxfordshire, where the average salary is almost £7000 more than it is in Manchester, is faring far better. This is redistribution of wealth, no doubt- but it’s going the wrong way.

What do Oldham, Rochdale, Blackburn, St Helens, Manchester, Salford, Middlesbrough, Doncaster, Sheffield, Hull, Nottingham, Southwark, Tower Hamlets, Newham and Hackney have in common? They’re all impoverished, yes, but they’re also areas where Labour has high levels of popular support. This is where the government is cutting the hardest; this is a collective punishment being dealt out for the sins of the ballot box.

The Tories relish the thought of Labour delivering these blows.

In Manchester, the Labour Council are rising to it. They’ve been spending too much on “Twitter Tsars” and pricey statues and now they’re planning to axe 2000 jobs, under the pretence that it’s the only way.

There are 383 employees of Manchester City Council earning at least £50,000. Let’s say that all of those 383 employees are earning precisely 50K. Well that’s over nineteen million pounds. Of course, they’re not all earning 50K. Some of them are earning 100. Some 200. Heck, the Chief Executive of Manchester Council, Howard Bernstein, earns £232,ooo. The median salary in the UK is £2o,801. Does Bernstein work hard? Probably. Does he work 11.2 x harder than Mr/Ms Average? I doubt it. As for Richard Leese, Chair of the Council… Well, I don’t know how much he earns. My very best googling cannot persuade the internet to divulge this information. However, I do know that he earns £100,000 more than a certain Mr. Cameron. He’s netting somewhere in the region of £250K.

With 2000 job losses to come, it’s an obscenity.


20 News Stories from 2010

1. The Police Officer heading the John Charles de Menezes operation, the intelligence “expert” behind Saddam’s WMDs and the Chief Executive of the organisation that denies life-prolonging cancer drugs because they’re expensive, were all in the New Year’s Honours List.

2. Two ugly blobs with taxis on their heads (supposedly) were revealed as the mascots for that colossal waste of money, the Olympics.

3. Speaking of expensive things that I don’t want, Prince Charles defied the year of austerity, spending £14,756 of taxpayers’ money on an essential day trip from London to the Lake District to attend the launch of the Red Squirrel Survival Trust. Bargain!

4. Iran was elected onto the UN Commission on the Status of Women. And in other news, they just put me in charge of the Institute for Fiscal Studies. No, seriously.

5. Meanwhile, the Met Office should keep an eye out tonight. You see, I’m typing this in a partial state of undress (you’ll never know if I’m bluffing), so there might be some earth quakes tonight. This is, of course, according to the impeccable reasoning of an Iranian cleric.

6. The Liberal Democrats entered talks with the brains behind the Oxford English Dictionary. Apparently, they want to change the entry for the word “pledge”.

7. Ed Miliband, a man more politically pasty than red, earned the nickname “Red Ed”. Don’t ask me. I always thought Iraq, ID cards and financial support from multi-millionaire hedge fund bosses weren’t the hallmarks of us dirty reds.

8. Michael Gove became the poster boy for incompetency when he published not one, not two, not three, but FOUR incorrect lists of the schools that would be getting refurbished.

9. Mark Reckless MP (no joke: that’s his actual name) was too drunk to vote on the new budget. Sheryll Murray MP and John Randall, the deputy chief whip, were also the worse for wear. And there was a fight.

10. Across the Pond, Republican candidate Christine O’Donnell declared that she’s really not a witch, although she has sat on a “satanic alter”.

11. After his visit to the UK, the Pope decreed that it was sorta kinda maybe ok-ish to use a condom. Perhaps. If you’re a male prostitute. Or something like that.

12. Proving that Capitalists can be a touch economically challenged, the funding for the UK Film Council was scrapped. The Film Council makes £5 for every £1 it invests.

13. Zac Goldsmith made a proper arse of himself.

14. Lembit Opik lost his parliamentary seat and became a stand-up comedian. One of his jokes involves talking to his shoe: “How do you think it’s going, Mr. Shoe?” Badly, Mr. Opik.

15. Nick Griffin, another huge loser in the General Election, “updated” one of the most famous warnings against fascism in a public email: “First they came for the Nationalists, and I did not speak out, because I was not a Nationalist. Then they came for the patriots, and I did not speak out, because I was not a patriot…” wrote Griffin, who has been scribbling in the margins of Mein Kampf since the tender age of thirteen.

16. Vivienne Westwood created the most sensationally tasteless fashion collection since she dressed models up in Guantanamo-esque boiler suits. The runway collection was modelled on the homeless.

17. The German Communist Party purchased pens as presents for children. Unfortunately for them, the pens turned out to be pornographic and if there’s one action that doesn’t lead to good PR, it’s distributing porn to kids.

18. Politicians told a few fibs. What’s new?

We have absolutely no plans to raise VAT.” – David Cameron

“We have set out our plans and they do not involve an increase in VAT.” – George Osborne

We will not have to raise VAT to deliver our promises. The Conservatives will. Let me repeat that: Our plans do not require a rise in VAT.” – Nick Clegg

19. George Galloway announced he was making a musical of Dusty Springfield. I looked it up, just to check I wasn’t dreaming. Personally, I’m surprised he even has the time to dream up a musical, what with his hard work promoting M&S knickers.


20. An octopus named Paul predicted the World Cup results. He spawned a host of imitators, including a group of psychic pandas, an Argentinian dolphin and a cat who can see death approaching…


New Year’s Honours List 2011

Around this time a year ago, I blogged about the fact that the New Year’s Honours List contained some fairly suspect characters, responsible for botched policing operations (Jean Charles de Menezes, anyone?) and botched wars amongst other things. This year’s list is altogether more subtle, although there are a couple of notables:

The first is Roger Carr, the man who brokered the Kraft takeover of the quintessentially English firm Cadbury’s, thus angering both the right and left press in one fell swoop. Even though Kraft was announcing quarterly profits in excess of $700 million, the Cadbury workers (the ones who didn’t lose their jobs) were still faced with the choice of a 3 year pay freeze or opting out of the firm’s final salary pension scheme.

Carr is also the Chairman of Centrica, which owns British Gas. British Gas are hiking gas prizes, despite announcing profits of over £2bn.

Martin Broughton is the Chairman of British Airways (BA). BA is currently in dispute with cabin crew staff and the Unite Union over the axing of 1700 jobs, a 2 year pay freeze and the introduction of a second tier of staff with worse contacts and lower wages.

Happy New Year!


Stupid Work-Shy Scroungers

When the Student Protestors Met the Royals

I love that they attacked Prince Charles’ car. I love the symbolism of disenfranchised youth attacking the very heart of establishment privilege.

I could reproduce the picture of the Royals in the car; Camilla’s face alone delivers at least ten minutes of fun. As it happens, the picture below is actually more pertinent:

It’s Prince Charles studying at Trinity College, Cambridge. Despite receiving only a B and C in his A-Levels, a rather miserable performace for a man bought the best education money can buy, Charles was accepted to the prestigious college where he studied for FREE. It’s a far cry from the fate of today’s students, for the most part cleverer and infinitely poorer, saddled with £9000/year debts.

At a time when University remained the preserve of the privileged (and sometimes woefully underqualified) elite, the elite didn’t have to pay.

Welcome to the Big Society.


2 Days to Save Shahla

Shahla Jahed is due to be executed in Iran on December 1st, while the eyes of the world are on her fellow Iranian, Sakineh Mohammadi Ashtiani. Jahed had a temporary marriage with Nasser Mohammad-Khani, an Iranian footballer, and has been charged with murdering his full-time wife. She has withdrawn a confession made under torture, stating in court “everyone knows the conditions under which I confessed.” She has now been imprisoned for nine years.

Send protest emails to:

Head of the Judiciary in Tehran

Mr Ali Reza Avaei

avaei@Dadgostary-tehran.ir

Director, Human Rights Headquarters of Iran

Mohammad Javad Larijani

info@humanrights-iran.ir

Please copy all emails to the Iranian Embassy in London: consulate@iran-embassy.org.uk


Newsflash: Homophobic States Vote for Homophobia

In a move that will hearten homophobic countries, the UN has voted to amend a resolution against unlawful executions, removing the reference to sexual orientation. The resolution calls for countries to investigate “extrajudicial, summary or arbitrary killings” of those groups most at risk. While others, such as ethnic and linguistic minorities and human rights campaigners, remain protected by the resolution, the murder of LGB people is no longer deemed of sufficient interest.

Below is a list of all countries that voted for the shameful amendment. Those countries in which homosexuality is punishable by death are in bold. Those where it is illegal are in italics.

It should be added, that where same-sex relationships are not illegal, there may still be widespread persecution (i.e. Iraq). The list also fails to take into account the legal status of Trans citizens.

List of Shame

Countries that voted for the amendment:

Afghanistan, Algeria, Angola, Azerbaijan, Bahamas, Bahrain, Bangladesh, Belize, Benin, Botswana, Brunei Dar-Salam, Burkina Faso, Burundi, Cameroon, China, Comoros, Cote d’Ivoire, Cuba, Democratic People’s Republic of Korea, Democratic Republic of Congo, Djibouti*, Egypt, Eritrea, Ethiopia, Ghana, Guyana, Haiti, Indonesia, Iran, Iraq, Jamaica, Jordan, Kazakhstan, Kenya, Kuwait, Lebanon, Lesotho, Liberia, Libya, Madagascar, Malawi, Malaysia, Maldives, Mali, Morocco, Mozambique, Namibia, Niger, Nigeria, Russian Federation, Rwanda, Saint Kitts and Nevis, Saint Lucia, Saint Vincent and Grenadines, Saudi Arabia, Senegal, Sierra Leone, Somalia, South Africa**, Sudan, Suriname, Swaziland, Syrian Arab Republic, Tajikistan, Tunisia, Uganda, United Arab Emirates, United Republic of Tanzania, Uzbekistan, Vietnam, Yemen, Zambia, Zimbabwe

Countries that abstained:

Antigua-Barbuda, Barbados, Belarus, Cambodia, Cape Verde, Colombia, Fiji, Mauritius, Mongolia, Papau New Guinea,Philippines, Singapore, Sri Lanka, Thailand, Trinidad and Tobago, Tuvalu, Vanuatu

Countries that were absent:

Albania, Bolivia, Central African Republic, Chad, Dominica, Equatorial Guinea, Gabon, Gambia, Guinea, Guinea-Bissau, Honduras, Kiribati, Kyrgyzstan, Lao People’s Democratic Republic, Marshall Island, Mauritania, Nauru, Nicaragua, Palau, Sao Tome and Principe, Seychelles, Solomon Islands, Togo, Tonga, Turkey, Turkmenistan

*Laws unclear

** Surprisingly, South Africa is one of the few countries to offer full marriage rights to same-sex couples


Bad Sex?

“I thought the walls were going to fall down as we stroked and screamed our way through hours of pleasure to the union for which my whole life had been a preparation.”

I usually go easy on the sex scenes on this blog. Not because I’m puritanical, but because this is a politics blog. And I’m keen to keep it this way.

When the sex scene in question is written by former Labour Party spin doctor, Alastair Campbell, however, it becomes a bit more interesting. Mr Spin’s latest novel, Maya, has been shortlisted for a Bad Sex Award. If you’ve never heard of them, the clue’s in the title. Campbell professes to be pleased by the nomination.

Just for kicks, try reading the excerpt at  the beginning of this post while picturing Campbell writing it. It makes it more fun.

Another Campbell novel, All In The Mind, was also nominated for a Bad Sex Award in 2008. For your reading pleasure, here’s an extract:

“He wasn’t sure where his penis was in relation to where he wanted it to be, but when her hand curled around it once more, and she pulled him towards her, it felt right… Then as her hand joined the other on his neck and she started making more purring noises, now with little squeals punctuating them, he was pretty sure he was losing his virginity.”

If only Alastair Campbell had used more of his considerable talent for the sexing up of dossiers in his novels…


On Student Violence

The Times described the students as “drunken and riotous”. It gasped in outrage that the students had smashed the light fightings, the doors and all 468 windows. The news of the students’ riot even reached The New York Times, who called it an ”orgie of destruction”.

But the riot in question wasn’t this one:

In fact, it looked a bit more like this:

David Cameron, third from the left

And maybe a teensy bit like this too:

George Osborne

The Bullingdon Club has been famous for acts of drunken violence and ritualised damage to property for over a century. Its members are young, dumb and loaded. They don’t smash things because they’re angry or because they’ve been lied to. They don’t smash things because a cabinet of 23 millionaires, all of whom had a free education, are trebling student debt.

But that’s their violence. This is ours.

“I saw pictures of people who were bent on violence and on destruction and on destroying property and that is completely unacceptable”- David Cameron, ex-Bullingdon boy.


Ayatollah’s New Recruit Silent on Sakineh

There’s yet another interview with Lauren Booth – journalist sister of Cherie Blair and epic self-publicist – in yesterday’s Guardian. I know, I shouldn’t complain. After all, it’s fools like me who are still lapping up her every word. I wish I could say “I don’t give a damn about Lauren Booth” and leave it at that. But I do give a damn about another woman, Sakineh Mohammadi Ashtiani, the alleged adulteress sentenced to death in Iran. The reports that she has already been executed are thankfully false. I also give a damn about the  fact that Booth works for the propaganda wing of the Iranian state and therefore gets paid to whitewash a regime that persecutes women in every sphere of their life.

Pictured with a head covering that would get her arrested in Iran were she not such a glorious propaganda tool, Booth writes: “We cannot discount the appalling way women are mistreated by men in many cities and cultures, both with and without an Islamic population… For example, in Saudi Arabia, women are not allowed to drive by law.” I agree. Saudi Arabia is an abhorrent state. It’s also the ultimate never-fear-I’m-still-a-feminist-even-though-I-work-for-a-regime-that-butchers-women get out of jail free card.

Sakineh Mohammadi Ashtiani confessed to the crime of an “illicit relationship” under duress. She has endured 99 lashes… Twice. Her trials were conducted in a language she does not even speak. When they read out her death sentence, she did not understand the words. She has been tortured and she’s entirely at the mercy of barbaric laws written by men for men.

Forgive me if I don’t want to hear Lauren Booth talk about Saudi Arabia. I want to hear Lauren Booth say something about her employer.

Free Sakineh