Haricot Cotyledon Sasha & Malia Obama First Week At School (FreeThepinto)
Haricot Cotyledon Sasha & Malia Obama First Week At School (FreeThepinto)
www.freethepinto.com "Where verbal diarrhea and lyrical flatulence reign supreme" News anchor Haricot Cotyledon welcomes all YouTubers to 2009, especially Sasha and Malia who started school this week.
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Haricot Cotyledon Sasha & Malia Obama First Week At School (FreeThepinto)
Haricot Cotyledon Sasha & Malia Obama First Week At School (FreeThepinto)
www.freethepinto.com "Where verbal diarrhea and lyrical flatulence reign supreme" News anchor Haricot Cotyledon welcomes all YouTubers to 2009, especially Sasha and Malia who started school this week.
Published: 2009-01-07
Uploaded: 2010-08-24
Author: FreeThePinto
Published: 2009-01-07
Uploaded: 2010-08-24
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Haricot Cotyledon Intro (FreeThePinto)
Haricot Cotyledon Intro (FreeThePinto)
www.freethepinto.com "Where verbal diarrhea and lyrical flatulence reign supreme" A Flatulent Production presents News Anchor Haricot Cotyledon who spills the beans like they've never been spilt before... Accompanying musical theme is by Thomas Newman from the Soundtrack and main title "Angels in America"
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Haricot Cotyledon Intro (FreeThePinto)
Haricot Cotyledon Intro (FreeThePinto)
www.freethepinto.com "Where verbal diarrhea and lyrical flatulence reign supreme" A Flatulent Production presents News Anchor Haricot Cotyledon who spills the beans like they've never been spilt before... Accompanying musical theme is by Thomas Newman from the Soundtrack and main title "Angels in America"
Published: 2009-01-08
Uploaded: 2010-08-19
Author: FreeThePinto
Published: 2009-01-08
Uploaded: 2010-08-19
Author: FreeThePinto
Haricot Cotyledon The Click Language, Click Song (FreeThePinto)
Haricot Cotyledon The Click Language, Click Song (FreeThePinto)
www.freethepinto.com "Where verbal diarrhea and lyrical flatulence reign supreme" There are 3 official languages in Zimbabwe. Shona, Ndebele and English. Does Shona, which is spoken by more than 75% of the country's 15 million people, use clicks? Haricot Cotyledon explains...
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Haricot Cotyledon The Click Language, Click Song (FreeThePinto)
Haricot Cotyledon The Click Language, Click Song (FreeThePinto)
www.freethepinto.com "Where verbal diarrhea and lyrical flatulence reign supreme" There are 3 official languages in Zimbabwe. Shona, Ndebele and English. Does Shona, which is spoken by more than 75% of the country's 15 million people, use clicks? Haricot Cotyledon explains...
Published: 2009-01-28
Uploaded: 2010-09-21
Author: FreeThePinto
Published: 2009-01-28
Uploaded: 2010-09-21
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Haricot Cotyledon Spills The Beans Part 1 (FreeThePinto)
Haricot Cotyledon Spills The Beans Part 1 (FreeThePinto)
www.freethepinto.com "Where verbal diarrhea and lyrical flatulence reign supreme"
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Haricot Cotyledon Spills The Beans Part 1 (FreeThePinto)
Haricot Cotyledon Spills The Beans Part 1 (FreeThePinto)
www.freethepinto.com "Where verbal diarrhea and lyrical flatulence reign supreme"
Published: 2009-01-10
Uploaded: 2010-04-03
Author: FreeThePinto
Published: 2009-01-10
Uploaded: 2010-04-03
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Haricot Cotyledon Sings Greek National Anthem , For Greece and Zimbabwe only (FreeThePinto)
Haricot Cotyledon Sings Greek National Anthem , For Greece and Zimbabwe only (FreeThePinto)
www.freethepinto.com "Where verbal diarrhea and lyrical flatulence reign supreme" This is the actual Greek National Anthem sung by News Anchor Haricot Cotyledon of Zimbabwe. Performance inspired by constantinakos' post http Africa and Europe..we aren't that different after all.
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Haricot Cotyledon Sings Greek National Anthem , For Greece and Zimbabwe only (FreeThePinto)
Haricot Cotyledon Sings Greek National Anthem , For Greece and Zimbabwe only (FreeThePinto)
www.freethepinto.com "Where verbal diarrhea and lyrical flatulence reign supreme" This is the actual Greek National Anthem sung by News Anchor Haricot Cotyledon of Zimbabwe. Performance inspired by constantinakos' post http Africa and Europe..we aren't that different after all.
Published: 2009-01-08
Uploaded: 2010-09-26
Author: FreeThePinto
Published: 2009-01-08
Uploaded: 2010-09-26
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Haricot Cotyledon Spills The Beans Part 2 (FreeThePinto)
Haricot Cotyledon Spills The Beans Part 2 (FreeThePinto)
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Haricot Cotyledon Spills The Beans Part 2 (FreeThePinto)
Haricot Cotyledon Spills The Beans Part 2 (FreeThePinto)
www.freethepinto.com "Where verbal diarrhea and lyrical flatulence reign supreme"
Published: 2009-01-10
Uploaded: 2009-10-28
Author: FreeThePinto
Published: 2009-01-10
Uploaded: 2009-10-28
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Haricot Cotyledon Dances To Kwaito Music Trompies - madibuseng (FreeThePinto)
Haricot Cotyledon Dances To Kwaito Music Trompies - madibuseng (FreeThePinto)
www.freethepinto.com "Where verbal diarrhea and lyrical flatulence reign supreme" Haricot shakes his cotyledons for all to see..
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Haricot Cotyledon Dances To Kwaito Music Trompies - madibuseng (FreeThePinto)
Haricot Cotyledon Dances To Kwaito Music Trompies - madibuseng (FreeThePinto)
www.freethepinto.com "Where verbal diarrhea and lyrical flatulence reign supreme" Haricot shakes his cotyledons for all to see..
Published: 2009-01-11
Uploaded: 2010-08-26
Author: FreeThePinto
Published: 2009-01-11
Uploaded: 2010-08-26
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The Cotyledon Song!
The Cotyledon Song!
Lyrics for cotyledon song: I see one cotyledon I think I'm going to scream. I see two cotyledons I think I'm going to pee. I see three cotyledons I think I'm going to die. I see four cotyledons I'm lying in my grave. I see five cotyledons I'm on my way to heaven. I see six cotyledons I don't know where I am. I see seven cotyledons and now I'm a dicot!
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The Cotyledon Song!
The Cotyledon Song!
Lyrics for cotyledon song: I see one cotyledon I think I'm going to scream. I see two cotyledons I think I'm going to pee. I see three cotyledons I think I'm going to die. I see four cotyledons I'm lying in my grave. I see five cotyledons I'm on my way to heaven. I see six cotyledons I don't know where I am. I see seven cotyledons and now I'm a dicot!
Published: 2010-03-28
Uploaded: 2010-08-15
Author: SmolieandSmarah
Published: 2010-03-28
Uploaded: 2010-08-15
Author: SmolieandSmarah
Haricot Cotyledon's In Memoriam 2008 (FreeThePinto)
Haricot Cotyledon's In Memoriam 2008 (FreeThePinto)
www.freethepinto.com "Where verbal diarrhea and lyrical flatulence reign supreme" The Pinto honors those from the entertainment industry who trgically left us in 2008. You will be missed...RIPVideo compiled by Strychnos Spinosa. Music ("Bayeux Tapestry") by Thomas Newman.
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Haricot Cotyledon's In Memoriam 2008 (FreeThePinto)
Haricot Cotyledon's In Memoriam 2008 (FreeThePinto)
www.freethepinto.com "Where verbal diarrhea and lyrical flatulence reign supreme" The Pinto honors those from the entertainment industry who trgically left us in 2008. You will be missed...RIPVideo compiled by Strychnos Spinosa. Music ("Bayeux Tapestry") by Thomas Newman.
Published: 2008-12-31
Uploaded: 2010-08-03
Author: FreeThePinto
Published: 2008-12-31
Uploaded: 2010-08-03
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Haricot Cotyledon Caroline Kennedy withdraws Senate bid (FreeThePinto)
Haricot Cotyledon Caroline Kennedy withdraws Senate bid (FreeThePinto)
www.freethepinto.com "Where verbal diarrhea and lyrical flatulence reign supreme" Caroline Kennedy explains why she withdrew her bid for the New York Senate seat. Background music is "Dominos Fall" by Dario Marianelli
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Haricot Cotyledon Caroline Kennedy withdraws Senate bid (FreeThePinto)
Haricot Cotyledon Caroline Kennedy withdraws Senate bid (FreeThePinto)
www.freethepinto.com "Where verbal diarrhea and lyrical flatulence reign supreme" Caroline Kennedy explains why she withdrew her bid for the New York Senate seat. Background music is "Dominos Fall" by Dario Marianelli
Published: 2009-01-23
Uploaded: 2010-07-27
Author: FreeThePinto
Published: 2009-01-23
Uploaded: 2010-07-27
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Miley Cyrus and Taylor Swift Fan Interviews Haricot Cotyledon Part 1
Miley Cyrus and Taylor Swift Fan Interviews Haricot Cotyledon Part 1
www.freethepinto.com "Where verbal diarrhea and lyrical flatulence reign supreme"
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Miley Cyrus and Taylor Swift Fan Interviews Haricot Cotyledon Part 1
Miley Cyrus and Taylor Swift Fan Interviews Haricot Cotyledon Part 1
www.freethepinto.com "Where verbal diarrhea and lyrical flatulence reign supreme"
Published: 2009-02-22
Uploaded: 2010-08-27
Author: FreeThePinto
Published: 2009-02-22
Uploaded: 2010-08-27
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Miley Cyrus and Taylor Swift Fan Interviews Haricot Cotyledon Part 2
Miley Cyrus and Taylor Swift Fan Interviews Haricot Cotyledon Part 2
www.freethepinto.com "Where verbal diarrhea and lyrical flatulence reign supreme"
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Miley Cyrus and Taylor Swift Fan Interviews Haricot Cotyledon Part 2
Miley Cyrus and Taylor Swift Fan Interviews Haricot Cotyledon Part 2
www.freethepinto.com "Where verbal diarrhea and lyrical flatulence reign supreme"
Published: 2009-02-22
Uploaded: 2009-02-27
Author: FreeThePinto
Published: 2009-02-22
Uploaded: 2009-02-27
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Miley Cyrus and Taylor Swift Fan Interviews Haricot Cotyledon Part 3
Miley Cyrus and Taylor Swift Fan Interviews Haricot Cotyledon Part 3
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Miley Cyrus and Taylor Swift Fan Interviews Haricot Cotyledon Part 3
Miley Cyrus and Taylor Swift Fan Interviews Haricot Cotyledon Part 3
www.freethepinto.com "Where verbal diarrhea and lyrical flatulence reign supreme"
Published: 2009-02-22
Uploaded: 2010-02-16
Author: FreeThePinto
Published: 2009-02-22
Uploaded: 2010-02-16
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Haricot Cotyledon's Black Christmas (FreeThepinto)
Haricot Cotyledon's Black Christmas (FreeThepinto)
www.freethepinto.com "Where verbal diarrhea and lyrical flatulence reign supreme" Haricot Cotyledon shares his provocative version of "Black Christmas". Not for those who are easily offended. Black Christmas by Strychnos Spinosa Im dreaming of a black Christmas Just like the slaves I used to know Where the afroes glisten and negroes listen To hear shackles in the snowfo sho Im dreaming of a black Christmas I wish that everyone was black May you always eat a Big Mac And may all your Christmases be black Im dreaming of a black Christmas Just like the slaves I used to know Where the afroes glisten and negroes listen To hear shackles in the snowfo sho Im dreaming of a black Christmas I wish that everyone was black May you always eat a Big Mac And may all your Christmases be black
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Haricot Cotyledon's Black Christmas (FreeThepinto)
Haricot Cotyledon's Black Christmas (FreeThepinto)
www.freethepinto.com "Where verbal diarrhea and lyrical flatulence reign supreme" Haricot Cotyledon shares his provocative version of "Black Christmas". Not for those who are easily offended. Black Christmas by Strychnos Spinosa Im dreaming of a black Christmas Just like the slaves I used to know Where the afroes glisten and negroes listen To hear shackles in the snowfo sho Im dreaming of a black Christmas I wish that everyone was black May you always eat a Big Mac And may all your Christmases be black Im dreaming of a black Christmas Just like the slaves I used to know Where the afroes glisten and negroes listen To hear shackles in the snowfo sho Im dreaming of a black Christmas I wish that everyone was black May you always eat a Big Mac And may all your Christmases be black
Published: 2009-01-08
Uploaded: 2010-08-22
Author: FreeThePinto
Published: 2009-01-08
Uploaded: 2010-08-22
Author: FreeThePinto
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Miley Cyrus and Taylor Swift Fan Interviews Haricot Cotyledon Part 4
Miley Cyrus and Taylor Swift Fan Interviews Haricot Cotyledon Part 4
www.freethepinto.com "Where verbal diarrhea and lyrical flatulence reign supreme"
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Miley Cyrus and Taylor Swift Fan Interviews Haricot Cotyledon Part 4
Miley Cyrus and Taylor Swift Fan Interviews Haricot Cotyledon Part 4
www.freethepinto.com "Where verbal diarrhea and lyrical flatulence reign supreme"
Published: 2009-02-22
Uploaded: 2009-03-26
Author: FreeThePinto
Published: 2009-02-22
Uploaded: 2009-03-26
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Miley Cyrus and Taylor Swift Fan Interviews Haricot Cotyledon Part 5
Miley Cyrus and Taylor Swift Fan Interviews Haricot Cotyledon Part 5
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Miley Cyrus and Taylor Swift Fan Interviews Haricot Cotyledon Part 5
Miley Cyrus and Taylor Swift Fan Interviews Haricot Cotyledon Part 5
www.freethepinto.com "Where verbal diarrhea and lyrical flatulence reign supreme"
Published: 2009-02-22
Uploaded: 2009-05-09
Author: FreeThePinto
Published: 2009-02-22
Uploaded: 2009-05-09
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Haricot Cotyledon Wishes You A Very Much Happy Birthday !!!
Haricot Cotyledon Wishes You A Very Much Happy Birthday !!!
www.freethepinto.com "Where verbal diarrhea and lyrical flatulence reign supreme" Haricot Cotyledon wishes you a Happy Birthday !!!
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Haricot Cotyledon Wishes You A Very Much Happy Birthday !!!
Haricot Cotyledon Wishes You A Very Much Happy Birthday !!!
www.freethepinto.com "Where verbal diarrhea and lyrical flatulence reign supreme" Haricot Cotyledon wishes you a Happy Birthday !!!
Published: 2009-02-18
Uploaded: 2010-08-19
Author: FreeThePinto
Published: 2009-02-18
Uploaded: 2010-08-19
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HotForWords Ann Coulter (Haricot Cotyledon) FreeThePinto
HotForWords Ann Coulter (Haricot Cotyledon) FreeThePinto
www.freethepinto.com "Where verbal diarrhea and lyrical flatulence reign supreme"Haricot Cotyledon describes the origins of Ann Hart Coulter
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HotForWords Ann Coulter (Haricot Cotyledon) FreeThePinto
HotForWords Ann Coulter (Haricot Cotyledon) FreeThePinto
www.freethepinto.com "Where verbal diarrhea and lyrical flatulence reign supreme"Haricot Cotyledon describes the origins of Ann Hart Coulter
Published: 2009-01-16
Uploaded: 2009-07-08
Author: FreeThePinto
Published: 2009-01-16
Uploaded: 2009-07-08
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Miley Cyrus and Taylor Swift Fan Interviews Haricot Cotyledon Part 6
Miley Cyrus and Taylor Swift Fan Interviews Haricot Cotyledon Part 6
www.freethepinto.com "Where verbal diarrhea and lyrical flatulence reign supreme"
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Miley Cyrus and Taylor Swift Fan Interviews Haricot Cotyledon Part 6
Miley Cyrus and Taylor Swift Fan Interviews Haricot Cotyledon Part 6
www.freethepinto.com "Where verbal diarrhea and lyrical flatulence reign supreme"
Published: 2009-02-22
Uploaded: 2010-07-23
Author: FreeThePinto
Published: 2009-02-22
Uploaded: 2010-07-23
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Miley Cyrus and Taylor Swift Fan Interviews Haricot Cotyledon Part 7
Miley Cyrus and Taylor Swift Fan Interviews Haricot Cotyledon Part 7
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Miley Cyrus and Taylor Swift Fan Interviews Haricot Cotyledon Part 7
Miley Cyrus and Taylor Swift Fan Interviews Haricot Cotyledon Part 7
www.freethepinto.com "Where verbal diarrhea and lyrical flatulence reign supreme"
Published: 2009-02-22
Uploaded: 2010-08-07
Author: FreeThePinto
Published: 2009-02-22
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Haricot Cotyledon President Barack Obama 2009 Inauguration and Address (FreeThePinto)
Haricot Cotyledon President Barack Obama 2009 Inauguration and Address (FreeThePinto)
www.freethepinto.com "Where verbal diarrhea and lyrical flatulence reign supreme" Haricot Cotyledon's rendition of President Obama's 2009 Inaugural Speech. Background music is "Evey Reborn" by Dario Marianelli
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Haricot Cotyledon President Barack Obama 2009 Inauguration and Address (FreeThePinto)
Haricot Cotyledon President Barack Obama 2009 Inauguration and Address (FreeThePinto)
www.freethepinto.com "Where verbal diarrhea and lyrical flatulence reign supreme" Haricot Cotyledon's rendition of President Obama's 2009 Inaugural Speech. Background music is "Evey Reborn" by Dario Marianelli
Published: 2009-01-21
Uploaded: 2010-08-05
Author: FreeThePinto
Published: 2009-01-21
Uploaded: 2010-08-05
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Haricot Cotyledon sends a message to Christian Bale
Haricot Cotyledon sends a message to Christian Bale
www.freethepinto.com "Where verbal diarrhea and lyrical flatulence reign supreme" Haricot Cotyledon sends Christian Bale a message... "Does 10 minutes of apologizing make up for a 3-minute Reign of Fire to prevent one's career and Prestige from getting the eternal Shaft? The New World says a Christian Bale-out Package is just what the doctor ordered, though 7 months down the Laurel Canyon. Can a Dark Knight, pseudo American Psycho become a white knight through Terminal Salvation? Can emotional Equilibrium be restored from an Empire Of The Sun? These are Harsh Times we live in. One hopes that we can be Rescued before Dawn....Or risk checking out permanently on the 3 Metroland To Yuma...What say you my fellow Machinists?"
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Haricot Cotyledon sends a message to Christian Bale
Haricot Cotyledon sends a message to Christian Bale
www.freethepinto.com "Where verbal diarrhea and lyrical flatulence reign supreme" Haricot Cotyledon sends Christian Bale a message... "Does 10 minutes of apologizing make up for a 3-minute Reign of Fire to prevent one's career and Prestige from getting the eternal Shaft? The New World says a Christian Bale-out Package is just what the doctor ordered, though 7 months down the Laurel Canyon. Can a Dark Knight, pseudo American Psycho become a white knight through Terminal Salvation? Can emotional Equilibrium be restored from an Empire Of The Sun? These are Harsh Times we live in. One hopes that we can be Rescued before Dawn....Or risk checking out permanently on the 3 Metroland To Yuma...What say you my fellow Machinists?"
Published: 2009-02-07
Uploaded: 2010-08-26
Author: FreeThePinto
Published: 2009-02-07
Uploaded: 2010-08-26
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Kate Winslet wins the Golden Globe for Best Actress Drama (Haricot Cotyledon)
Kate Winslet wins the Golden Globe for Best Actress Drama (Haricot Cotyledon)
www.freethepinto.com "Where verbal diarrhea and lyrical flatulence reign supreme" Kate Winslet cannot believe she won the Golden Globe of Best Actress in a drama !!!
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Kate Winslet wins the Golden Globe for Best Actress Drama (Haricot Cotyledon)
Kate Winslet wins the Golden Globe for Best Actress Drama (Haricot Cotyledon)
www.freethepinto.com "Where verbal diarrhea and lyrical flatulence reign supreme" Kate Winslet cannot believe she won the Golden Globe of Best Actress in a drama !!!
Published: 2009-01-14
Uploaded: 2010-08-18
Author: FreeThePinto
Published: 2009-01-14
Uploaded: 2010-08-18
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Haricot Cotyledon upset about Obama & Spider-Man in Inauguration Marvel Comic (FreeThePinto)
Haricot Cotyledon upset about Obama & Spider-Man in Inauguration Marvel Comic (FreeThePinto)
www.freethepinto.com "Where verbal diarrhea and lyrical flatulence reign supreme" Haricot Cotyledon is very very pissed with hero worship of Obama to the extent that he appears in the latest issue of the comic book Spiderman...
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Haricot Cotyledon upset about Obama & Spider-Man in Inauguration Marvel Comic (FreeThePinto)
Haricot Cotyledon upset about Obama & Spider-Man in Inauguration Marvel Comic (FreeThePinto)
www.freethepinto.com "Where verbal diarrhea and lyrical flatulence reign supreme" Haricot Cotyledon is very very pissed with hero worship of Obama to the extent that he appears in the latest issue of the comic book Spiderman...
Published: 2009-01-09
Uploaded: 2010-08-06
Author: FreeThePinto
Published: 2009-01-09
Uploaded: 2010-08-06
Author: FreeThePinto
Jay-z feat. Beanie Sigel - Ignorant Shit (Instrumental) Haricot Cotyledon "324" Remix (w/lyrics)
Jay-z feat. Beanie Sigel - Ignorant Shit (Instrumental) Haricot Cotyledon "324" Remix (w/lyrics)
www.freethepinto.com I dedicate this birthday song "324" to the water of my drought, the jam on my bread, the apple on my eye, my coca cola and cream buns. I love you honey. My birthday Cupcake. I love you so much. Thanks to Jay-z feat. Beanie for the background beat "324" (By Haricot Cotyledon) Happy 27th birthday to my girlfriend Faraya Soft to the touch, delish, sweet as papaya 7 months to this day we met on the BookFace You captured my moyo (heart) with your tender warm embrace I wasnt looking for anyone particular at that time But you were so swell to me that I began to sublime From a solid state of rigidity, boredom and sadness To a gaseous state of love thout the madness Damn, you tha bomb girl you got me trippin You tha water of my drought drip drip drip drippin The Jam on my bread, The Big Apple on my eye, My Coca Cola, and cream buns, you so fly you blow my mind Im eternally grateful for the presence in my life You take away my worries, my fears, and my strife I stopped living dangerous like margarine in an oven Happy three twenty four months to my Cupcake my muffin
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Jay-z feat. Beanie Sigel - Ignorant Shit (Instrumental) Haricot Cotyledon "324" Remix (w/lyrics)
Jay-z feat. Beanie Sigel - Ignorant Shit (Instrumental) Haricot Cotyledon "324" Remix (w/lyrics)
www.freethepinto.com I dedicate this birthday song "324" to the water of my drought, the jam on my bread, the apple on my eye, my coca cola and cream buns. I love you honey. My birthday Cupcake. I love you so much. Thanks to Jay-z feat. Beanie for the background beat "324" (By Haricot Cotyledon) Happy 27th birthday to my girlfriend Faraya Soft to the touch, delish, sweet as papaya 7 months to this day we met on the BookFace You captured my moyo (heart) with your tender warm embrace I wasnt looking for anyone particular at that time But you were so swell to me that I began to sublime From a solid state of rigidity, boredom and sadness To a gaseous state of love thout the madness Damn, you tha bomb girl you got me trippin You tha water of my drought drip drip drip drippin The Jam on my bread, The Big Apple on my eye, My Coca Cola, and cream buns, you so fly you blow my mind Im eternally grateful for the presence in my life You take away my worries, my fears, and my strife I stopped living dangerous like margarine in an oven Happy three twenty four months to my Cupcake my muffin
Published: 2009-10-18
Uploaded: 2010-08-26
Author: FreeThePinto
Published: 2009-10-18
Uploaded: 2010-08-26
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Valentine's Day Movie 2010 (Part1)
Valentine's Day Movie 2010 (Part1)
www.freethepinto.com "Where verbal diarrhea and lyrical flatulence reign supreme" Getting a woman roses for Valentine's Day is so outdated. Haricot Cotyledon tries to order something different...Dandelions !!! On an airplane to Los Angeles, Kate Hazeltine (Julia Roberts), a captain in the US Army on a one-day leave, meets gay man Holden (Bradley Cooper) who has recently become single again. In Los Angeles, florist Reed Bennett (Ashton Kutcher) eagerly proposes to his girlfriend Morley (Jessica Alba) who accepts his offer, much to the surprise of Reeds colleague Alphonso (George Lopez) and best friend Julia (Jennifer Garner). Julia, a primary school teacher, has recently fallen in love with Dr. Harrison Copeland (Patrick Dempsey) who might just be hiding his true agenda. Meanwhile one of Julias students, Edison (Bryce Robinson), is trying to send flowers to his Valentine, while his babysitter, Grace (Emma Roberts), is planning her first sexual encounter with boyfriend Alex (Carter Jenkins). Meanwhile Edisons grandparents, Edgar (Hector Elizondo) and Estelle (Shirley MacLaine), are facing the troubles of a long marriage while Graces friends Willy (Taylor Lautner) and Felicia (Taylor Swift) are experiencing the freshness of new love. Sean Jackson (Eric Dane), a closeted professional football player, is contemplating the end of his career together with his publicist Kara (Jessica Biel) and his agent Paula (Queen Latifah). Kara, a close friend of Julias, is organizing her <b>...</b>
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Valentine's Day Movie 2010 (Part1)
Valentine's Day Movie 2010 (Part1)
www.freethepinto.com "Where verbal diarrhea and lyrical flatulence reign supreme" Getting a woman roses for Valentine's Day is so outdated. Haricot Cotyledon tries to order something different...Dandelions !!! On an airplane to Los Angeles, Kate Hazeltine (Julia Roberts), a captain in the US Army on a one-day leave, meets gay man Holden (Bradley Cooper) who has recently become single again. In Los Angeles, florist Reed Bennett (Ashton Kutcher) eagerly proposes to his girlfriend Morley (Jessica Alba) who accepts his offer, much to the surprise of Reeds colleague Alphonso (George Lopez) and best friend Julia (Jennifer Garner). Julia, a primary school teacher, has recently fallen in love with Dr. Harrison Copeland (Patrick Dempsey) who might just be hiding his true agenda. Meanwhile one of Julias students, Edison (Bryce Robinson), is trying to send flowers to his Valentine, while his babysitter, Grace (Emma Roberts), is planning her first sexual encounter with boyfriend Alex (Carter Jenkins). Meanwhile Edisons grandparents, Edgar (Hector Elizondo) and Estelle (Shirley MacLaine), are facing the troubles of a long marriage while Graces friends Willy (Taylor Lautner) and Felicia (Taylor Swift) are experiencing the freshness of new love. Sean Jackson (Eric Dane), a closeted professional football player, is contemplating the end of his career together with his publicist Kara (Jessica Biel) and his agent Paula (Queen Latifah). Kara, a close friend of Julias, is organizing her <b>...</b>
Published: 2009-02-13
Uploaded: 2010-08-26
Author: FreeThePinto
Published: 2009-02-13
Uploaded: 2010-08-26
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Haricot Celebrates 50th Video In Style
Haricot Celebrates 50th Video In Style
www.freethepinto.com congratulates Haricot Cotyledon on his 50th video. He would like to thank all his fans from all over the world for their continued support. Rock on dude...Rock on..
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Haricot Celebrates 50th Video In Style
Haricot Celebrates 50th Video In Style
www.freethepinto.com congratulates Haricot Cotyledon on his 50th video. He would like to thank all his fans from all over the world for their continued support. Rock on dude...Rock on..
Published: 2009-06-15
Uploaded: 2010-08-25
Author: FreeThePinto
Published: 2009-06-15
Uploaded: 2010-08-25
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Register For Kylie Minogue's USA-Lotion Free Green Card Lottery 2009
Register For Kylie Minogue's USA-Lotion Free Green Card Lottery 2009
freethepinto.com A message from Haricot Cotyledon...."To all non-citizens of the United States of America, especially Zimbabweans. Don't forget to register online for the free Green Card Lottery which runs from October 2-November 30, 2009. For information that will bring you one step closer to the land of the free got to: www.dvlottery.state.gov Good luck to you all. Disclaimer: This message is not sponsored, I repeat, is not sponsored by the US or Zimbabwean Government. Just a private citizen of the world who cares about the well being of his brethren and sistren.
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Register For Kylie Minogue's USA-Lotion Free Green Card Lottery 2009
Register For Kylie Minogue's USA-Lotion Free Green Card Lottery 2009
freethepinto.com A message from Haricot Cotyledon...."To all non-citizens of the United States of America, especially Zimbabweans. Don't forget to register online for the free Green Card Lottery which runs from October 2-November 30, 2009. For information that will bring you one step closer to the land of the free got to: www.dvlottery.state.gov Good luck to you all. Disclaimer: This message is not sponsored, I repeat, is not sponsored by the US or Zimbabwean Government. Just a private citizen of the world who cares about the well being of his brethren and sistren.
Published: 2009-09-26
Uploaded: 2010-08-29
Author: FreeThePinto
Published: 2009-09-26
Uploaded: 2010-08-29
Author: FreeThePinto
Contest!
Contest!
Contest: 1. Send in your videos of the cotyledon song. 2. Make it unique 3. The Lyrics of the song are in the info box of the cotyledon song video. 4. Enjoy and have fun 5. You will win a free poster with our signature. Contest #2: 1. Send in your videos of the best laugh you can make similar to that we are doing. 2. Try to make it better than ours or close 3.Your prize will be a poster made by us also signed with our signature. 4. You may do both contests if you would like:]
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Contest!
Contest!
Contest: 1. Send in your videos of the cotyledon song. 2. Make it unique 3. The Lyrics of the song are in the info box of the cotyledon song video. 4. Enjoy and have fun 5. You will win a free poster with our signature. Contest #2: 1. Send in your videos of the best laugh you can make similar to that we are doing. 2. Try to make it better than ours or close 3.Your prize will be a poster made by us also signed with our signature. 4. You may do both contests if you would like:]
Published: 2010-03-28
Uploaded: 2010-06-14
Author: SmolieandSmarah
Published: 2010-03-28
Uploaded: 2010-06-14
Author: SmolieandSmarah
Black Men Can't YouTube
Black Men Can't YouTube
www.freethepinto.com "White Men Can't Jump", but they can YouTube...Black Zimbabwean radio and tv personality Haricot Cotyledon YouTubes deep in the heart of North Carolina where his safety cannot be guaranteed. He attempts to tube down the river even though he fears he is being watched by members of the Klu Klux Klan (KKK) who are lurking discreetly in the cold waters. One blessed family was kind enough to open their hearts and home to him. Maybe the deep South is not that bad after all. Mr. Cotyledon thanks his adoptive family for their kindness. Zimbabwe won't forget you...
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Black Men Can't YouTube
Black Men Can't YouTube
www.freethepinto.com "White Men Can't Jump", but they can YouTube...Black Zimbabwean radio and tv personality Haricot Cotyledon YouTubes deep in the heart of North Carolina where his safety cannot be guaranteed. He attempts to tube down the river even though he fears he is being watched by members of the Klu Klux Klan (KKK) who are lurking discreetly in the cold waters. One blessed family was kind enough to open their hearts and home to him. Maybe the deep South is not that bad after all. Mr. Cotyledon thanks his adoptive family for their kindness. Zimbabwe won't forget you...
Published: 2009-07-18
Uploaded: 2010-08-27
Author: FreeThePinto
Published: 2009-07-18
Uploaded: 2010-08-27
Author: FreeThePinto
Kenaf Callus Hoedown
Kenaf Callus Hoedown
Our entry into the ChloroFilms contest. Visit www.Chlorofilms.org for more details. Kenaf is an amazing plant that has some mighty fine Hoedown skills as a mass of undifferentiated cells..... But seriously, Our video is intended to be a quirky and fun, yet informative demonstration on the early steps required to initiate a plant tissue culture. We employed stop motion techniques throughout the film to show seed sterilization and germination to provide axenic plant tissue for culture. This is followed by sterile dissection of cotyledon and hypocotyl regions which were placed on a complete culture medium containing MS salts, vitamins, sucrose, an auxin, and a cytokinin to generate callus. Callus growth was followed over the course of three weeks. The resulting undifferentiated tissue dances with joy at the growth potential it possesses.
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Kenaf Callus Hoedown
Kenaf Callus Hoedown
Our entry into the ChloroFilms contest. Visit www.Chlorofilms.org for more details. Kenaf is an amazing plant that has some mighty fine Hoedown skills as a mass of undifferentiated cells..... But seriously, Our video is intended to be a quirky and fun, yet informative demonstration on the early steps required to initiate a plant tissue culture. We employed stop motion techniques throughout the film to show seed sterilization and germination to provide axenic plant tissue for culture. This is followed by sterile dissection of cotyledon and hypocotyl regions which were placed on a complete culture medium containing MS salts, vitamins, sucrose, an auxin, and a cytokinin to generate callus. Callus growth was followed over the course of three weeks. The resulting undifferentiated tissue dances with joy at the growth potential it possesses.
Published: 2010-01-09
Uploaded: 2010-08-27
Author: iamthenoah
Published: 2010-01-09
Uploaded: 2010-08-27
Author: iamthenoah
Wealthy Zimbabwean Has Road Named After Him
Wealthy Zimbabwean Has Road Named After Him
How many people can say that they have a road named after them? This honor is normally bistowed on presidents, musicians or sports personalities. In Zimbabwe one wealthy man decided that he would name a road after himself....In Zimbabwe anything is possible...The challenge is keeping away potholes which have plaqued the country's roads since like forever !!! Maybe the new toll gate initiative will remedy this tragedy... Not!!!
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Wealthy Zimbabwean Has Road Named After Him
Wealthy Zimbabwean Has Road Named After Him
How many people can say that they have a road named after them? This honor is normally bistowed on presidents, musicians or sports personalities. In Zimbabwe one wealthy man decided that he would name a road after himself....In Zimbabwe anything is possible...The challenge is keeping away potholes which have plaqued the country's roads since like forever !!! Maybe the new toll gate initiative will remedy this tragedy... Not!!!
Published: 2009-09-12
Uploaded: 2010-08-27
Author: FreeThePinto
Published: 2009-09-12
Uploaded: 2010-08-27
Author: FreeThePinto
Microtubule Dynamics in Plants
Microtubule Dynamics in Plants
This is a time-lapse movie of microtubules (visualized using a GFP-Tubulin reporter) in a living plant cell. Shown is a cotyledon epidermal cell from an Arabidopsis thaliana plant. Note the microtubules display dynamic instability---stochastic switching between periods of growth and shortening as tubulin subunits are added or removed from the microtubule. The movie is played at 10 frames per second, or 50x real time. The bar represents 10 microns (1/100th of a mm). For more, visit www.botany.ubc.ca
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Microtubule Dynamics in Plants
Microtubule Dynamics in Plants
This is a time-lapse movie of microtubules (visualized using a GFP-Tubulin reporter) in a living plant cell. Shown is a cotyledon epidermal cell from an Arabidopsis thaliana plant. Note the microtubules display dynamic instability---stochastic switching between periods of growth and shortening as tubulin subunits are added or removed from the microtubule. The movie is played at 10 frames per second, or 50x real time. The bar represents 10 microns (1/100th of a mm). For more, visit www.botany.ubc.ca
Published: 2008-09-09
Uploaded: 2010-08-27
Author: wasteneyslaboratory
Published: 2008-09-09
Uploaded: 2010-08-27
Author: wasteneyslaboratory
Microtubule plus ends visualized with EB1-GFP in plant cells
Microtubule plus ends visualized with EB1-GFP in plant cells
The plus end binding protein EB1 (End-Binding 1) primarily decorates growing microtubule plus ends when fused to green fluorescent protein (GFP). We can use this as a tool to determine the polarity of different microtubule arrays. Shown here is the interphase cortical array, which consists of microtubules of mixed orientation, that are anchored along their lengths to the cell cortex. The movie is a time-lapse speeded up 35x real time, and shows images captured at 5 second intervals with an epifluorescence microscope. The cell is a cotyledon epidermal cell from an arabidopsis thaliana seedling. The bar is 5 microns.
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Microtubule plus ends visualized with EB1-GFP in plant cells
Microtubule plus ends visualized with EB1-GFP in plant cells
The plus end binding protein EB1 (End-Binding 1) primarily decorates growing microtubule plus ends when fused to green fluorescent protein (GFP). We can use this as a tool to determine the polarity of different microtubule arrays. Shown here is the interphase cortical array, which consists of microtubules of mixed orientation, that are anchored along their lengths to the cell cortex. The movie is a time-lapse speeded up 35x real time, and shows images captured at 5 second intervals with an epifluorescence microscope. The cell is a cotyledon epidermal cell from an arabidopsis thaliana seedling. The bar is 5 microns.
Published: 2008-09-08
Uploaded: 2010-08-27
Author: wasteneyslaboratory
Published: 2008-09-08
Uploaded: 2010-08-27
Author: wasteneyslaboratory
Kim Kardashian Wants Baby: "Best I Ever Had" & Kourtney Kardashian Pregnant !!!
Kim Kardashian Wants Baby: "Best I Ever Had" & Kourtney Kardashian Pregnant !!!
www.freethepinto.com "Where verbal diarrhea and lyrical flatulence reign supreme" Now that Kim Kardashian is single and wants a baby, she needs to realize that there is a good man for her in Southern Africa. He is Zimbabwean rapstar extraordinnaire Haricot "Radicle" Cotyledon...Kim, don't worry about splitting up with Reggie Bushman. I will take care of you.... Be mine forever and our baby's genes will be superb. Thanks please.
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Kim Kardashian Wants Baby: "Best I Ever Had" & Kourtney Kardashian Pregnant !!!
Kim Kardashian Wants Baby: "Best I Ever Had" & Kourtney Kardashian Pregnant !!!
www.freethepinto.com "Where verbal diarrhea and lyrical flatulence reign supreme" Now that Kim Kardashian is single and wants a baby, she needs to realize that there is a good man for her in Southern Africa. He is Zimbabwean rapstar extraordinnaire Haricot "Radicle" Cotyledon...Kim, don't worry about splitting up with Reggie Bushman. I will take care of you.... Be mine forever and our baby's genes will be superb. Thanks please.
Published: 2009-07-31
Uploaded: 2010-08-27
Author: FreeThePinto
Published: 2009-07-31
Uploaded: 2010-08-27
Author: FreeThePinto
Microtubule Dynamics in the mor1-1 mutant
Microtubule Dynamics in the mor1-1 mutant
This is a time-lapse movie of microtubules (visualized using a GFP-Tubulin reporter) in the Arabidopsis thaliana mutant mor1-1. Shown is a cotyledon epidermal cell. Colored dots mark the dynamic plus ends. Notably, microtubule dynamics are dampened in the mor1-1 mutant at restrictive temperature (31 degrees C). The movie is played at 7 frames per second, or 56x real time. The bar represents 10 microns (1/100th of a mm). For more, visit www.botany.ubc.ca
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Microtubule Dynamics in the mor1-1 mutant
Microtubule Dynamics in the mor1-1 mutant
This is a time-lapse movie of microtubules (visualized using a GFP-Tubulin reporter) in the Arabidopsis thaliana mutant mor1-1. Shown is a cotyledon epidermal cell. Colored dots mark the dynamic plus ends. Notably, microtubule dynamics are dampened in the mor1-1 mutant at restrictive temperature (31 degrees C). The movie is played at 7 frames per second, or 56x real time. The bar represents 10 microns (1/100th of a mm). For more, visit www.botany.ubc.ca
Published: 2008-09-24
Uploaded: 2010-08-27
Author: wasteneyslaboratory
Published: 2008-09-24
Uploaded: 2010-08-27
Author: wasteneyslaboratory
I Am 8 Today Happy Birthday Sasha "Fierce" Obama
I Am 8 Today Happy Birthday Sasha "Fierce" Obama
www.freethepinto.com "Where verbal diarrhea and lyrical flatulence reign supreme" Sasha "Fierce" Obama is a force to be reckoned with...
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I Am 8 Today Happy Birthday Sasha "Fierce" Obama
I Am 8 Today Happy Birthday Sasha "Fierce" Obama
www.freethepinto.com "Where verbal diarrhea and lyrical flatulence reign supreme" Sasha "Fierce" Obama is a force to be reckoned with...
Published: 2009-01-25
Uploaded: 2010-08-27
Author: FreeThePinto
Published: 2009-01-25
Uploaded: 2010-08-27
Author: FreeThePinto
Valentine's Day Movie 2010 (Part2)
Valentine's Day Movie 2010 (Part2)
www.freethepinto.com "Where verbal diarrhea and lyrical flatulence reign supreme" Getting a woman roses for Valentine's Day is so outdated. Haricot Cotyledon tries to order something different...Dandelions !!! On an airplane to Los Angeles, Kate Hazeltine (Julia Roberts), a captain in the US Army on a one-day leave, meets gay man Holden (Bradley Cooper) who has recently become single again. In Los Angeles, florist Reed Bennett (Ashton Kutcher) eagerly proposes to his girlfriend Morley (Jessica Alba) who accepts his offer, much to the surprise of Reeds colleague Alphonso (George Lopez) and best friend Julia (Jennifer Garner). Julia, a primary school teacher, has recently fallen in love with Dr. Harrison Copeland (Patrick Dempsey) who might just be hiding his true agenda. Meanwhile one of Julias students, Edison (Bryce Robinson), is trying to send flowers to his Valentine, while his babysitter, Grace (Emma Roberts), is planning her first sexual encounter with boyfriend Alex (Carter Jenkins). Meanwhile Edisons grandparents, Edgar (Hector Elizondo) and Estelle (Shirley MacLaine), are facing the troubles of a long marriage while Graces friends Willy (Taylor Lautner) and Felicia (Taylor Swift) are experiencing the freshness of new love. Sean Jackson (Eric Dane), a closeted professional football player, is contemplating the end of his career together with his publicist Kara (Jessica Biel) and his agent Paula (Queen Latifah). Kara, a close friend of Julias, is organizing her <b>...</b>
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Valentine's Day Movie 2010 (Part2)
Valentine's Day Movie 2010 (Part2)
www.freethepinto.com "Where verbal diarrhea and lyrical flatulence reign supreme" Getting a woman roses for Valentine's Day is so outdated. Haricot Cotyledon tries to order something different...Dandelions !!! On an airplane to Los Angeles, Kate Hazeltine (Julia Roberts), a captain in the US Army on a one-day leave, meets gay man Holden (Bradley Cooper) who has recently become single again. In Los Angeles, florist Reed Bennett (Ashton Kutcher) eagerly proposes to his girlfriend Morley (Jessica Alba) who accepts his offer, much to the surprise of Reeds colleague Alphonso (George Lopez) and best friend Julia (Jennifer Garner). Julia, a primary school teacher, has recently fallen in love with Dr. Harrison Copeland (Patrick Dempsey) who might just be hiding his true agenda. Meanwhile one of Julias students, Edison (Bryce Robinson), is trying to send flowers to his Valentine, while his babysitter, Grace (Emma Roberts), is planning her first sexual encounter with boyfriend Alex (Carter Jenkins). Meanwhile Edisons grandparents, Edgar (Hector Elizondo) and Estelle (Shirley MacLaine), are facing the troubles of a long marriage while Graces friends Willy (Taylor Lautner) and Felicia (Taylor Swift) are experiencing the freshness of new love. Sean Jackson (Eric Dane), a closeted professional football player, is contemplating the end of his career together with his publicist Kara (Jessica Biel) and his agent Paula (Queen Latifah). Kara, a close friend of Julias, is organizing her <b>...</b>
Published: 2009-02-13
Uploaded: 2010-08-26
Author: FreeThePinto
Published: 2009-02-13
Uploaded: 2010-08-26
Author: FreeThePinto
Transgressions Of A Tiger :The Tiger Woods Story
Transgressions Of A Tiger :The Tiger Woods Story
www.freethepinto.com Haricot Cotyledon chronicles events that led to the personal transgressions of golfing legend Tiger Woods. Why do men cheat? Are we wired differently than women? My heart goes out to Elin Nordegren and the kids. I hope they can work it out...
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Transgressions Of A Tiger :The Tiger Woods Story
Transgressions Of A Tiger :The Tiger Woods Story
www.freethepinto.com Haricot Cotyledon chronicles events that led to the personal transgressions of golfing legend Tiger Woods. Why do men cheat? Are we wired differently than women? My heart goes out to Elin Nordegren and the kids. I hope they can work it out...
Published: 2009-12-16
Uploaded: 2010-08-26
Author: FreeThePinto
Published: 2009-12-16
Uploaded: 2010-08-26
Author: FreeThePinto
photo: Creative Commons / Wouterhagens
Chondrosea cotyledon
photo: GFDL
A very young cannabis seedling. The tips of the first two true leaves are emerging between the two round cotyledons, or seed leaves - Drugs / ntf1
photo: Creative Commons
Development of an angiosperm (maple) seedling
photo: Creative Commons / Diegotorquemada
Monocotyledon.
photo: Creative Commons
Seedling with embryonic leaves.
photo: Creative Commons / Sanjay ach
Yellow split peas
photo: Creative Commons
Chestnuts can be found on the ground around trees
photo: Creative Commons / Wsiegmund
Tsuga mertensiana foliage and cones
photo: Creative Commons
Diagram of the internal structure of a dicot seed and embryo. (a) seed coat, (b) endosperm, (c) cotyledon, (d) hypocotyl.
photo: Creative Commons / Stan Shebs
Streptocarpus
photo: Creative Commons / Ram-Man
Foliage
photo: Creative Commons / Esculapio
Zamia is a genus of cycad of the family Zamiaceae, containing around 50 species, native to North, Central and South America. Species occur as far north as Georgia in the United States (Z. integrifola; the only cycad native to the United States) to as far south as Bolivia (Z. boliviana).
photo: Creative Commons / Esculapio
Zamia is a genus of cycad of the family Zamiaceae, containing around 50 species, native to North, Central and South America. Species occur as far north as Georgia in the United States (Z. integrifola; the only cycad native to the United States) to as far south as Bolivia (Z. boliviana).
photo: Creative Commons
Materials in a compost pile.
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