‘Someone who is working as a postman should not subsidise those who go on to become millionaires,’ says schools secretary Michael Gove in defence of rocketing university fees.
It’s all a little confusing. I thought the Tories absolutely bloody loved millionaires, even those subsidised by postmen and other professions regarded as downmarket and less worthy of esteem by the likes of Gove. Just look at the banks that Gove’s postman helped bail out that are shovelling billions in bonuses out the door.
When defence secretary Liam Fox said in 2008 at a BAE sponsored shingdig, ‘I don’t think we support our defence industry enough,’ he was talking about sending the postman round with a big fat cheque not with tea, cakes and a nice back rub. Ian King, the BAE chief executive was paid £2.6 million last year. How much more support does he need?
I wonder how many people graduate from university and actually go on to become millionaires. Is it many? Other than those dreamt up by a wrecking schools secretary or those that inherit the cash from Daddy like Gove’s bosses, I mean. Gove’s using the by now familiar Tory tactic of highlighting extreme cases in order to beat the system as a whole (see also the feckless but freakish benefit scroungers with 15 kids who live in mansions used as ammunition against the benefit system).
What Gove really seems to be saying here is someone who is working as a postman should not subsidise those who go on to become doctors, nurses, teachers, scientists and cabinet ministers despite it obviously being in his or her interest to do so. What next, the postman should not subsidise the dustman? The dustman should not subsidise the policeman? All these things need doing and they need paying for.
(But Gove’s got a point because, as everybody knows, those bastard doctors, nurses, teachers, scientists and cabinet ministers will only hoard their expertise. There’ll be no doctoring, nursing, teaching, sciencing or ministering for the postman from those selfish sods once they’ve pissed their university years up the wall. Plus, they’ll only squirrel their ill-gotten cash away instead of making their rightful contribution to the economy by paying their taxes. Well, the cabinet ministers will at any rate. There is absolutely no public good in educating and training these jackals so why make it any easier for them?)
It makes you wonder if Gove and his chums really want people other than the upper orders to do those jobs. Surveys say poorer students are put off going to university by higher fees and Gove has little more to say than an unsupported ‘nah, that’s bollocks‘ and that he’s got his fingers crossed that the big universities will be ‘imaginative’ in finding space for a few proles.
Some might say it’s a good thing that someone like Alan Johnson (an ex-postman no less) would these days be unable to rise to cabinet government. But we should hope that someone like him from a poorer background also with a functioning moral compass might one day make the same great journey. At the end of the day all students are subsidised by somebody whether it’s Mater and Pater or the postman. Fewer people from the working classes in these professions seems like a bad thing to me.
We’ll also see how much love Gove and his colleagues has for his postman after cuts are made to make the Royal Mail attractive to private investors. Where will poor postie be then, downgraded from undeserving subsidiser to undeserving recipient? At the tender mercies of the Big Society one expects. We can probably expect a lot of postmen to be no longer in a financial position to subsidise anyone.