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The owner posted this about this cluster: “My husband surprised me one day by hanging up my wedding gown in our scrapping room. The veil hangs off the top of it. It’s not finished yet… still need to put up the mirrors and finish hanging up our wedding layouts.”

Hm. I guess I’m supposed to be impressed by this romantic melange of items, but instead all I can think about is one of the final scenes in “Carrie.” I guess that goes to show either how demented I am, or how creepy this shrine is. Maybe both…?

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I had no idea you could forfeit “average” bodyguards for Stormtrooper Security Detail, but now that I do I will be sure to look them up! They look way classier, not to mention come with their own AT-AT. Talk about added value.

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Wedding games are fun, but not that fun. I don’t think I’d want my cousin on the mic telling me to grab my skirt between my legs for a little leapfrog action, but that’s probably because I almost fell off my chair during the Horah at my bat mitzvah and am terrified of games while wearing a fancy dress. This bride actually looks pretty laid back about the whole thing.

PS: Alternative scenario – They’re building a giant pyramid with the wedding party and several more people joined in after this picture was taken.

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I enjoy the fact that it’s hard to tell where the bed comforter ends and her dress begins. Maybe they’re made of the same material? I bet it’s the perfect pillow fight attire. You can’t knock out a person who’s essentially wearing a giant pillow. I’ll have to keep this in mind for the future.

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As far as Photoshop jobs go, this one at least sends a clear message: The groom and his bride are ready to engage in some naughty behavior, STAT. Whether or not that behavior will involve more office supplies, I do not know. I suppose anything’s possible. Maybe the rest of the photo series included a glue gun or something.

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Today is a day for giving thanks (in the States, at least). So do yourself a favor: Eat a large slice of pumpkin pie, call your Grandma to say hello, and most importantly, find that special person you love and give their ass a squeeze. It’ll just be your way of saying, “I care. I am thankful for you. And your butt. Amen.”

Happy Turkey Day, everyone!

Anyone who takes a test bite out of a real sand dollar is just asking to be mocked. I mean, they’re not ginger snaps. They don’t even closely resemble sugar cookies. Obviously I understand why the sign is there (for morons), but I sincerely hope people can tell the difference between sand and cookie. I mean what kind of idiot can’t do that?!! Wait…