After the Rapture, who'll take care of your pets? "He must reassure the Rapture crowd that his pet rescuers are wicked enough to be left behind but good enough to take proper care of the abandoned pets" [ArthurK]
Jennifer Love Hewitt explains the newest personal fashion accessory craze:"Vajazzling". As she puts it "I pay someone to glue JEWELS all over my VAGINA...Swarofski crystals, specifically...lots of them..." probably NSFW [dri]
Holy Crap! Euro MP Farage goes full retard on Euro President at Euro Parliament. "... I don't want to be rude - but, you know, really, you have the charisma of a damp rag and the appearance of a low-grade bank clerk. And the question that I want to ask - [disruption] - the question that I want to ask is: Who are you? I'd never heard of you; nobody in Europe has ever heard of you. I would like to ask you, president, who voted for you?" And then he gets nasty. ArthurK]