Celebrity Divorces in the News

Tab Lloyd is all over the two big stories. I get a feeling that he might read this blog, but I’ve got something to say about one of them.

Let’s start with Charlie Sheen. Sheen’s disgraceful behavior at the Plaza Hotel in New York is no shocker for those who’ve followed him. Years ago, his father had him committed to rehab. Last year, he pulled a knife on his wife, who was allegedly drunk, on Christmas Day at a condo they were staying at. In the wake of being sent to the hospital for observation after being caught naked and intoxicated in his hotel room, having caused several thousand dollars of damages after not being able to find his wallet and cell phone, with a pr0n star locked in the bathroom, and telling the cops that he’d done cocaine, he’s sued his wife for divorce, citing irreconcilable differences. Shockingly, he wants custody of their infant twins.

The second story regards Miley Cyrus’ parents, Billy Ray Cyrus of “Achy Breaky Heart” fame, and Leticia “Tish” Finley. They’ve been married for 17 years. Some time ago, Miley recorded a song with a dude from the band Poison, named Bret Michaels. He became a friend of the family. Now, apparently, Billy Ray is convinced that his wife cheated on him with this guy. The wife denies it. The guy denies it. Nobody knows what the “proof” is supposed to be, but Cyrus is willing to split their estate and doesn’t want to deny her access to their 5 kids.

Honestly, I don’t know why Cyrus wants to divorce the lady. I’ve seen the Disney show that he was on, and it’s not as though any of them has an acting career in their future, as far as I can tell. It’s not as though they’re spring chickens, exactly. Some of their kids are still pretty young.

So Cyrus thinks he’s been cheated on. That’s happened to other people before, even celebrities, I imagine. The divorce seems precipitous, to me.

Charlie Sheen, on the other hand . . . that dude should never have been married, ever. I’m not saying that the wife should get custody. Maybe she’s a lush. But any judge who would award custody to Charlie needs to have his head and bank accounts inspected.

More Leftist Shake-Out: Larry O’Donnell Says, “I’m a Socialist” . . .

From Gulag 17:

Hillary Clinton rules out presidential run through 2016.

Tapper says Murdoch says Bloomberg says Obama’s “the most arrogant man I’ve met in my life.”

Gawker: Boo hoo hoo! Democrat implosion caused by Republican operative tricksters.

In advance of Obama’s Taj Mahalo! tour, Bernardine Dohrn explains to India that the US government is teh EEEEVIL.

COEXIST bumper sticker explained.

Cynthia on Spoker of the House Pelosi.

Update on BJ Tex

He’s beginning a 5-week, very aggressive course of chemo and targeted radiation. See below the fold. BJTex: chemo without the emo™.

As always, prayers gratefully accepted.

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Arianna Huffington Tweets: Marco Rubio Looks Kinda Like a Latin American Dictator

Go see NewsBusters for the story. I’ll wait.

A few observations:

* Those flags only have 50 stars on them. I’ve heard tell there should be 57. What a maroon!

* None of them appears to be upside down, like the Philippine flag when Obama had their President visiting.

* I wonder what form of dictator this looked like:

It’s true that some of the later Emperors were from the provinces, but I don’t think that’s racist. Anyway, it only cost a bit over $5 million, which is peanuts compared to the Taj Mahalo Tour. Which is coconuts.

“Optics” aside, the great hypocrisy is that Obama’s been pretty cozy with Latin American dictators, such as Hugo and the Brothers Castro. And I’m pretty sure he won’t be unfriendly to former guerilla and Marxist student Dilma Rousseff, the new President-Elect of Brazil.

Arianna, you’re an idiot.

More: Breitbart on the same.

Craptastic News: CNN Projects Quinn as Illinois Governor

Rewarding failure.

They’ve got to change their license plates from Land of Lincoln. Land of Mobbed Up Douchebags has a nice ring.

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