Word of the day: bezzle

The late economist John Kenneth Galbraith once observed an interesting aspect of herd behaviour that seems to reoccur in every bubble. According to Galbraith, whenever we reach the end of a bubble, the "bezzle" (corruption) always rises. As a bubble inflates the early euphoria of "new money" begins to ebb and as the end nears the players closest to the action get frantic and begin to grab whatever they can off the table before everything falls apart.

The bezzle turned up in the New York Times two years ago, after the extent of the Madoff swindle had become known and the perp had been cuffed. Language changes, however, and the Urban Dictionary teaches us that around San Francisco "bezzle" is slang for the club drug ecstacy(MDMA): "that party was crackin last night i musta popped like 2 and a half bezzles mane i waz feeling myself".

jkg.jpg But back to Galbraith, in a typical beautiful City Journal essay, Theodore Dalrymple praises the elitist academic's elegance before turning the screw. The man's gullibility in the face of the crimes of socialism and communism was breathtaking and Dalrymple's takedown is delightful: "Let it not be said, however, that Galbraith was entirely uncritical of China during the Cultural Revolution. 'At the close of almost every meeting one is asked for 'your criticisms' of the institution or the New China,' he recounts. 'I've found one that is true, irrefutable and well-received. 'You are smoking far too many cigarettes.'" Millions of people beaten, tortured, and humiliated, the remains of a millennial civilization wantonly smashed, and Galbraith bravely takes up the antismoking cause!"

Dalrymple's closing deserves to be memorized: "Galbraith has come back into fashion: not only his ideas, which imply the need for a huge and expanding class of redemptory politicians and bureaucrats to save people from a fate that would be wretched without them, but his aristocratic assumption of unchallengeable moral superiority, written in his prose as it appears to be written on President Obama's face. How delightful to be so generous, so very right all the time, and yet make a fortune and stay at the Ritz!"

Time to put and end to this bezzle, too.

A hint of Banksy in a Kilkenny doorway

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SoundNote and related magic

pad1.jpg The arguments for getting an iPad are beginning to sound convincing. The latest one is called SoundNote.

Liked this bit: "SoundNote is also great for journalists. Ever miss an important detail during an interview and have to skim through your entire recording to find out what it was? With SoundNote, just tap a word from that part of the interview — it'll play back what you missed." Now, if that isn't the answer to many a prayer. And app that can record audio and sync the recording to one's typed notes has a hint of magic about it.

As if that wasn't enough, Popular Mechanics has jumped on the iPad bandwagon with "How to Replace Your Laptop with an iPad." Money quote:

"Compared to almost any laptop, the iPad is sliver thin and extremely light. Its battery lasts all day. You can toss it into a bag without worrying about damaging its hard drive, slip it through security without so much as a glance from the TSA. Some models have built-in 3G, keeping them online at all times. It's also a fantastic entertainment machine, juggling roles as an e-book reader, gaming device and multimedia hub with ease. Sure, it's tougher to bang out a 2000-word document on an iPad than on a 17-inch ThinkPad, and there's no Microsoft Office 2010 in the App Store. But these issues, and others, are surmountable — easily, in fact."

Time to start knitting an XL Xmas stocking in the hope that Santa gets the hint.

A case of amnesia and arm rests

"As the jet taxied for take-off Mr Prendeville was seen to expose himself and masturbate as he sat in his seat. Mr Prendeville was seated in the front row of the aircraft facing two air hostesses. He was flanked by a female passenger to his right in a window seat and a male passenger to his left in an aisle seat." So goes the report in the Irish Examiner.

That's a bad career move, for sure, but Neil Prendeville certainly didn't help his case by typing his apology in capital letters:

"UNFORTUNATELY , DUE TO A PERSISTENT AND WELL KNOW NECK INJURY I TOOK PAIN KILLERS PRIOR TO BOARDING THE PLANE , ALONG WITH ALCOHOL AND AS A RESULT , I REMEMBER LITTLE OR NOTHING ABOUT THE FLIGHT ITSELF . IF THE REPORTS IN THE EXAMINER ARE TRUE , THEN , I WOULD LIKE TO TAKE THIS OPPORTUNITY TO OFFER MY DEEPEST APOLOGIES TO THE PASSENGERS ON THE PLANE , THE FLIGHT PERSONNEL , MY FAMILY , MY EMPLOYERS AND WORK COLLEAGUES , AND THE PEOPLE OF CORK."

When it comes to flying, Rainy Day prefers the aisle seat. The only downside is that the person in the middle seat then becomes the "owner" of the armrests. But the aisle seat is much better than the window seat, which tends to leave bloggers feeling trapped.

There goes Cap and Trade

It won't be easy being Todd Stern in Cancun at the end of this month. Obama's Special Envoy for Climate Change will cut an odd figure at the United Nations Framework Convention on Climate Change. He's a "dead man walking", in a sense, because one of his boss's great ideas had the final nails driven into its coffin last night.

BACKGROUNDER. Cap and Trade (The American Clean Energy And Security Act of 2009) is a regulatory system that sets a government limit on emissions of pollutants like the heat-trapping gases many scientists have linked to global warming — the "cap." It then allows utilities, manufacturers and other emitters to "trade" pollution permits, or allowances, among themselves.

But before people begin to point the finger at those awful Republicans, it should be noted that the most energetic opponent of Cap and Trade in the mid-term elections campaign was Joe Manchin, the newly-elected Democratic senator for West Virginia. Manchin represents a coal state and there's nothing that a coal-state senator hates more than environmental legislation that would affect the livelihoods of his voters.

With a majority in both houses, Obama had two years in which to produce workable climate legislation, but he spent his capital on the unloved healthcare reform, which is why Todd Stern will be so lonely in Cancun. Of course, Obama can count on EPA head Lisa Jackson to issue supportive rulings, but you can bet that the Republicans and conservative Democrats won't wait long now to pass legislation that curtails the powers of the EPA. Checkmate!

Countdown To Demageddon

"You have to wonder if the Dems, when they were designing the health reform, planned for the possibility that they'd lose control of Congress. Or did they create a system that needed constant legislative upkeep — confident that they would be in charge to perform it?" Mickey Kaus. The latter, I'd say. Rainy Day predicts a rout. A complete and utter rout. How does a 70+ seat pick up sound?

All Saints' Day

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"Here comes Sue and she looks crazy,
Skipping down the hillside gaily,
Looking like the flowers that bloom in May,
Won't you make your reservation?
I will meet you at the station,
Won't you come and see me, All Saints' Day?"

Van Morrison, Hymns to the Silence.

Thought for the day

"When books and periodicals began to flood the marketplace, people for the first time felt overwhelmed by information. Robert Burton, in his 1628 masterwork An Anatomy of Melancholy, described 'the vast chaos and confusion of books' that confronted the seventeenth century reader. 'We are oppressed with them, our eyes ache with reading, our fingers with turning.' A few years earlier in 1600, another English writer, Barnaby Rich, had complained, 'One of the greatest diseases of this age is the multitude of books that doth so overcharge the world that it is not able to digest the abundance of idle matter that is every day hatched and brought into the world.'"

The Shallows: What the Internet Is Doing to Our Brains by Nicholas Carr.

You're the one we've waited for

Tomorrow, 31 October, is a significant date for Mr & Mrs Rainy Day, which is why we'll be celebrating to the genius sound of Duchess by Genesis. Fact 1: The song appeared on their 1980 album Duke, and tells the story of the rise and fall of a diva. It's a perfect mini-morality tale with hints of the destructive cult of Diana, Princess of Wales, then, and it jives well with today's irrational political cults. Fact 2: This was the first Genesis song to use a drum machine (visible in the first frame). Fact 3: The video shows Phil Collins, Tony Banks and Mike Rutherford in the Empire Theatre in Liverpool. Oh, and didn't people have an awful lot of hair back then?

"And then there was the time that she performed,
When nobody called for more.
And soon every time she stepped into the light,
They really let her know the score.
But she dreamed of the times when she sang her songs,
And everybody cried for more.
When all she had to do was step into the light,
For everyone to start to roar.
And all the people cried — you're the one we've waited for."

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