F U N E X?

Busy. Here are two tweets to be going on with:

1. People say 'footie' if they don't like football but want to ingratiate themselves with people who think they should like it. This is a rule.
2. To chose your voting system based on the result of a referendum is like using trial by combat to decide who wins the Nobel Peace Prize.

And I'm amazed that I got to be so old without ever seeing this guide to speaking Swedish: