Hello again, my friends + a writer’s guide to dreadlocks
November 19th, 2010It’s been a long, long, long time since I’ve blogged. Been heavily preoccupied with a full-time contract, some major family health issues, and other sundry odds and ends. But here I am. Hi.
Recently, I was approached by a writer friend—and then asked similar questions by another writer friend—about my dreadlocks. They both have characters who have dreads (it seems a natural choice for near-future SF/apocalyptic fiction to have characters with dreadlocks), and were interested in some of the mechanics behind them. So, here is my writers-and-other-interested-parties-guide-to-dreadlocks. At least, my dreadlocks.
Dreadlocks are, essentially, felted hair. Any animal-based fiber can felt. My dreads been described as feeling like everything from “a mohair sweater” to “a baby goat.” They feel somewhere inbetween those two, IMHO.
I decided to get these, my second set of dreads, because my hair is naturally dry and knotty anyway, and it always wants to tangle up all on its own. I get sick of fighting it. They are not a religious choice for me, not any sort of a cultural statement. I like the way they look on me and my hair wants to do this anyway.
My husband and I made mine by dividing my clean, dry hair (after I washed it thoroughly to remove any buildup or natural oils) into sections, then backcombing it to break up the surface cuticle. This made fuzzy tubes that we held together, temporarily, with food-grade beeswax (the only time I used any wax) while the rough hairs attracted and tangled up with one another. This was the hardest and grossest part, because the wax is kind of sticky and the baby dreads are pretty delicate, so I spent a week or two with sticky, waxy dreadlets that I couldn’t get wet. After this week, I soaked my hair in a vinegar and lemon juice solution to dissolve the wax, and then started washing as normal, using castile soap. No conditioner.
You cannot make dreads by:
- not washing your hair. Hair gets loaded with its natural oils and sebum, which act as natural conditioners. Aside from the fact that this is a little gross, the hair itself becomes too slippery to knot
- putting toothpaste, honey, glue, gel or some other goo in your hair and hoping for the best. You’ll attract dirt, ants, and misery–but not dreads
- neglecting your hair in general (not combing, etc). Your hair may dread, but it will dread in big, uneven clumps–or worse, one giant beaver tail looking thing
- twisting your hair. It won’t stay like that
Over the next few months. I encouraged the fuzzy tubes we made to knot up by using a crochet hook to pull the dread in and around itself, then palm-rubbing and smoothing them down and in shape with aloe vera gel. Pretty soon, though, between natural friction and regular washings, the hair began to mat—felt—all on its own.
They really don’t require much special attention after that. I wash my dreads—in fact, more often than when I had regular long hair—2 to 3 times a week using castile soap. I blow them dry when I don’t feel like having a wet head for 4 hours. I use aloe when they get frizzy. That’s pretty much it.
There are places thats sell special products for dread: wax, shampoo, and stuff. It’s not necessary. Dread wax, as I said, is sticky and you shouldn’t really need it after the first week. Dread shampoo is just basically castile soap–same thing as Tom’s of Maine or Dr. Bronners, which you can get at a drug store. The other sprays and stuff–they are usually perfumed aloe, occasionally with mint, rosemary or tea tree oils to help fight dandruff (a problem for some if you aren’t good about cleaning your scalp). Buying special dread products is really the difference between buying hair products at Walgreens verses a salon.
Dreads grow, just like normal hair. You lose a lot of length, though, as the hair gets “sucked up” into the dread. Case in point–my dreads are chin length, but if my hair was undreaded, it’d probably be halfway down my back.
When I get an inch or two of growth at the roots—enough to stick my index finger through—I pull the end of the dread up and crochet it through to take up some slack and to encourage the new hair to tangle too.
Dreads get fatter as time goes on, as well. This is because hair that would otherwise get shed instead remains in the dread. This grosses some people out, but really, if you think about it—hair is hair. The hair that is attached to the follicle still is no more alive than shed hair. As long as you keep it clean, that is.
Sometimes, dreads like to stick to one another, like velcro. Unless you want them to dread together into a bigger dread, you need to rip them apart. Sometimes, this hurts, if the hairs have gotten very grabby.
There’s really no way to hide bugs or anything inside a dread. I’ve heard those urban myths about people who cut open a dreadlock to find it’s a hair cylinder stuffed with bugs. My dreads are solid hair all the way through to the core. If you grab one, they feel firm. There’s no “inside” in which ickies can lurk.
Dreads are permanent. There are places that carry products which claim to remove dreads, but these are just very strong, oily conditioners that will help loosen the knots. Dreads, more than likely, need to be cut out to be removed. The first time I cut mine off, I had about an inch of “usable” hair.
Things peoples assume because I have dreadlocks:
- I know where to buy weed (I don’t)
- I smoke a lot of weed (I don’t)
- I like reggae (I like ska better, but sure. OK)
- I smell (I might. Probably not, though. I shower twice a day.)
- I attend Burning Man (Never been. Roughing it in a crowd is not my style)
- I’m a “hippie” (Varying definitions. Whatever)
- I like camping (in HOTELS)
And that’s that. Everything I know (or can think of) about dreads. Feel free to ask me questions, if you have any unanswered, burning need-to-knows.
And jeebus crow, pinky swear on the fact that I will start updating this on a semi-regular basis (July! My last post was in July!).